GUYS, GUYS, POKEMON X/Y IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST
-THERES NOT ENOUGH NEW GUYS SERIOUSLY I PAID 30 DOLLARS FOR 80 NEW POKEMON PLUS BABIES AND A FEW EVOLUTIONS IN 1999 HOW COULD I EVEN THINK OF PAYING 40 DOLLARS FOR 70 IN 2013?
-OMG THEY'RE TRYING TO MARKET THIS GAME TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ME, HOW DARE THEY PURSUE OTHER ADULT DEMOGRAPHICS
-THEY DIDN'T BALANCE THE METAGAME, HOW DARE THEY DO THIS FOR THE 6TH GENERATION IN A ROW, THIS IS SIMPLY OUTRAGEOUS, IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE FUN INSTEAD OF METAGAMING
-YOU CAN'T REBATTLE TRAINERS OMG SINGLE PLAYER POSTGAME IS SO IMPORTANT I NEED TO GET 500 HOURS OUT OF MY POKEMON GAME FOR VALUE
-NINTENDO'S 3D, WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS A GIMMICK, DOESN'T EVEN WORK! WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO, I HATED YOUR GIMMICK BUT HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME THE STUPID GIMMICK I PAID FOR!
-JAPANESE PEDOPHILES USED FORCED AFRICAN CHILD LABOR TO SUCK THEIR DICKS WHILE THEY DESIGNED POKEMON
-GAMEFREAK LITERALLY CHANNELED THE SPIRIT OF SATAN INTO THE GAME'S CODE
