Post your shitty ideas for Pokémon, Mega Evolutions, and in-game events here.

>Mega Electrode
Masterball design, of course, with an ability that gives it 100% accuracy. Not entirely sure how broken this would be.

>Mega Gyrados
Water/Dragon representing a version that didn't rampage and lose its dragon powers.
Yes I know Megados is out. Don't care.

>In-game Ho-Oh resurrection event
In this, you find or otherwise obtain what shows up as an "injured Pokémon" in your party. You take it to a place, like the Sinjoh Ruins, and Ho-Oh appears to turn it into your choice of the three dogs. It isn't even that far-fetched, considering the Arceus event.

>Mega Marowak
Ground with spirit of mother behind it in some form. Works as Kangaskhan, but with Motherghost doing ghost-type damage.

I know I have a couple others in my mind. Follow up post probably.

Your turn.