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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:03:14 No.14399078 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14399113 >>14399327 >>14399926 >>14400134 >>14400326

>We are all awaiting the 6th gen release of Animals
>"Man I wish Animals were real, that would be so cool"
>"Yeah, all I've got is my stupid Chatot and Purrloin"
>"Have you guys seen Poodle?! It looks just like my mom's Furfrou!"

You will never be happy, anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:05:19 No.14399113 Report

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>>14399078
Of course we won't. It's never enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:06:52 No.14399131 Report

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This is a new level of autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:07:10 No.14399139 Report

Quoted By: >>14399306 >>14401356 >>14402806

>people complain about gen 5's power creep
>now they're complaining about gen 6's power curve
>people complain about too many legendaries
>now they're complaining about too few legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:08:34 No.14399161 Report

Quoted By: >>14399221

Why won't Animals make any Animals based on Magnemite or Litwick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:10:45 No.14399221 Report

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>>14399161

No, there are a few hints at them. But for some reason, they're all inanimate and man made.
>Game Freak logic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:15:53 No.14399306 Report

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>>14399139
>now they're complaining about too few legendaries
There are really to few legendaries if you get less then fucking gen1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:16:14 No.14399311 Report

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I'm gonna choose woodpecker as my pet, since gf made it so you have to buy a license AND the Tiger.
It costs thousands of ani-dollars too... Tiger isn't even the strongest animal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:17:42 No.14399327 Report

Quoted By: >>14400976

>>14399078
Man, James Franco is so dreamy.
Maybe there's a dimention where all Pokemon are James Franco.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:17:43 No.14399329 Report

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can't wait to get comfy while snuggling with my skitty irl while training my cat in the new animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:21:23 No.14399374 Report

Quoted By: >>14399531

They eat ice cream.
Now that's bizarre

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:32:22 No.14399531 Report

Quoted By: >>14399544

>>14399374

...so do they eat their animals? Characters have been mentioning "beef", "poultry", and "pork".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:33:25 No.14399544 Report

Quoted By: >>14399774

>>14399531
>not playing 2nd gen

It's all explained there. Remeber Team PETA?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:39:56 No.14399652 Report

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>Franco will never be a pokemon
>you will never be able to pet him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:43:11 No.14399712 Report

Quoted By: >>14399844 >>14399872

mfw Mega Elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:43:58 No.14399729 Report

Quoted By: >>14399743

But are there Pokemon in the Animal World? A few Dex entries mention Donphan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:45:04 No.14399743 Report

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>>14399729
my head canon: there are Pokemon in the Animal World but nobody cares about them... why would you care about Pokemon when you have Animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:45:53 No.14399760 Report

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I think it was a big mistake making the safari zones so barren, those animals there are so rare, and we can't even capture them without a zoological permit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:46:35 No.14399774 Report

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>>14399544
PETA is just a bunch of hypocrites
>Hurr durr is bad to eat a cow but it's totally ok to eat a carrot.
Fucking retarded bias to meat type Animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:46:50 No.14399775 Report

Quoted By: >>14399837 >>14400599

You know what I hate? That Komodo Dragon is the only dragon animal in the game while irl we have a lot of dragon pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:47:48 No.14399794 Report

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this gen really had some shitty legendaries
fucking jersey devil really?
i feel like we will never get anything as good as the loch ness and yeti duo from the original gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:48:06 No.14399797 Report

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It can topple an Indian Donphan by enveloping the prey in two seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:50:07 No.14399837 Report

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>>14399775
Yea, and waaaay too many bug and water animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:50:44 No.14399844 Report

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>>14399712
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:52:24 No.14399870 Report

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do animals die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:52:28 No.14399872 Report

Quoted By: >>14400934

>>14399712
>Indian Form
>African Form

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:52:41 No.14399875 Report

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I must say, those extinct Homonid types are eerily similar to humans, I feel bad about fighting with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:53:43 No.14399898 Report

Quoted By: >>14399913 >>14401297

WHY DOGS AND CATS GET SO MANY ALTERNATE FORMS?

I know they are the original mascots and all but it's annoying, they are running out of ideas.

Dalmatian? Overdesigned piece of shit. Pitbull? It doesn't even look like a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:54:19 No.14399913 Report

Quoted By: >>14400069

>>14399898
It's like they made granbull walk on four legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:54:49 No.14399926 Report

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>>14399078
But its not legal to have animals battle each other, why would I want them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:55:36 No.14399940 Report

Quoted By: >>14399993

Who should I use the Dragon Dildo item with? I was thinking it would be good with a cyber team but I am not so sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:57:53 No.14399982 Report

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>tfw God made polar bears defensive walls

into NU they go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:58:17 No.14399993 Report

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>>14399940
It's a key item, you gotta equip it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 15:59:30 No.14400017 Report

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the fuck are these cockroach and fly animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:00:54 No.14400047 Report

Quoted By: >>14402152

Jesus, God needs to nerf fucking AIDS already. A contact move that causes an uncurable disease? Only virgin type is resistant. It's a fucking joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:01:15 No.14400055 Report

Quoted By: >>14400525 >>14400657

Can some screen cap all of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:02:12 No.14400069 Report

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>>14399913
So stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:03:01 No.14400087 Report

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Why doesn't this Goat go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:03:14 No.14400095 Report

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They really need to stop making so many of these 'ant' animals - I mean where are they getting these dumb ideas? Army ants? Come the fuck on, Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:05:31 No.14400134 Report

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>>14399078
>What's this? ANOTHER FUCKING BEAR? "Kodiak" what a stupid English name. It's just a reskinned Brown Bear, which is an inferior Polar Bear. The first gen bear is the only one we need.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:05:46 No.14400140 Report

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i don't care if this thing is based on Druddigon or whatever it's an overdesigned piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:06:03 No.14400147 Report

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Has anyone even *seen* the new sea slug? Christ, I thought it was going downhill in gen 5 but now the designs are even more overdone. Pick a fucking color scheme and go with it, GF.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:10:26 No.14400235 Report

Quoted By: >>14400334

I love this fat bastard, great defense and huge attack damage, best water ground animal. Crocodiles are shit compared to hippos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:12:42 No.14400272 Report

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Dammit, what's with corals? They don't even move. Why would I care to pet it?
No, seriously, it makes no sense to have a critter based on Corsola and make it immobile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:12:47 No.14400276 Report

Quoted By: >>14400485

Some animals are so fucking overpowered. Everything absolutely wrecks most bugs, they're not very good unless they're in a swarm. Also, this fucking jellyfish that lives forever. Really dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:14:18 No.14400326 Report

Quoted By: >>14400435

>>14399078
Actually if we got pokemon replacements for every animal I'm pretty sure almost everyone would like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:14:41 No.14400334 Report

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>>14400235
I heard this motherfucker is one of the best sweepers in Africa. Human sweepers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:20:14 No.14400435 Report

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>>14400326
That's cause it would be a "new" thing. Animals are actually amazing creatures, but do most people care? Not really, and that's cause it's a familiar thing. You see animals everyday.
Humans have a passionate love for the new and unknown, so yes they would like it if it came out of nowhere. But if they were there from the very beginning? That's a different story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:22:56 No.14400485 Report

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>>14400276
Bugs are not weak, you only say that because you're only familiar with city bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:25:02 No.14400525 Report

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>>14400055
G-guys... I got dubs....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:25:17 No.14400529 Report

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>implying I won't be content
>implying i won't play vidya with my pokebros after training them how

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:28:57 No.14400599 Report

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>>14399775
>What is Bearded Dragon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:31:40 No.14400652 Report

Quoted By: >>14400720 >>14400896

>tfw my favorite animal is the definition of mediocre

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:32:07 No.14400657 Report

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>>14400055
Double then tripple then another double

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:34:10 No.14400697 Report

Quoted By: >>14400750

Guys, they're introducing this new thing called albinism for Animals. Looks like the Animals version of shiny Pokemon. Apparently there's a black counterpart melanism but it's unconfirmed so far.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:35:04 No.14400720 Report

Quoted By: >>14400877 >>14400896 >>14401323

>>14400652
All birds except the Phoenix, the Two Headed Eagle and the Roc are mediocre, and these birds are only good because they're legendaries. In fact, birds are the most mediocre animals except for bugs, and even then there are some bugs that are stronger than all non-legendary birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:36:31 No.14400750 Report

Quoted By: >>14400796 >>14400825

>>14400697
That is so badass! I wonder how rare they are and what % chance I have finding one in the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:38:50 No.14400796 Report

Quoted By: >>14401041

>>14400750
I've heard they are introducing a genetics system so if you find adequate parents it should be easy to breed for albinos. It might take a whil to get good genes, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:40:18 No.14400825 Report

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>>14400750
Forget the Animals themselves, we've found a leaked image of albinism in the NPC trainers themselves.
>yfw players reset their game repeatedly to get an albino player character

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:43:07 No.14400877 Report

Quoted By: >>14400928

>>14400720
Do you even golden eagle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:43:58 No.14400896 Report

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>>14400652
>>14400720
Birds, canids and bugs really need a boost. While almost all felids, ursids and reptiles are partying in OU, all birds and the majority of dogs and bugs are in NU. I guess that's a little unfair, isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:45:18 No.14400928 Report

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>>14400877
Golden eagle isn't even UU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:45:34 No.14400934 Report

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>>14399872
>Ancient Forme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:47:05 No.14400962 Report

Quoted By: >>14401037

Is it me or was the Australia region made entirely of bullshit? It's like every other Animal had a Poison attack.
Pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:47:49 No.14400976 Report

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>>14399327
Calm yourself, Walter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:48:46 No.14401002 Report

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Guys i just got a new leak for gen6

Apperantly you can break the breeding system

I've got a fucking liger on my hands
Its a tiger lion hybrid

trust me this shit is gonna be rad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:50:35 No.14401037 Report

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>>14400962
Oceania is full of shit. They added a lot of useless/mediocre gimmick Animals like the lyrebird and the kakapo and added a lot f OP dangerous Animals like some spiders and the saltwater crocodile. When i played Animals Oceania i was like "What the fuck".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:50:40 No.14401041 Report

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>>14400796
The albino gene carrier parents must be from different continents to increase the chances of that happening. Professor Rowan revealed it some time ago so people have been calling it the Rowan Method.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:51:01 No.14401050 Report

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I was thinking that having Pokemon in real life would kind of be fucked

Fucking Zebstrikas running around make the sound of thunder, imagine that shit at night, fuck.

Also Sawk, hitting trees which can be heard miles away.

>Implying these fucking animals with superpowers wouldn't fight and destroy everything surrounding them all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:53:06 No.14401083 Report

Quoted By: >>14401333

>not having pistol shrimp on your team
What's your excuse, /an/? On that note, I think the Wikipedia entry is a little exaggerated. Hurr durr hotter than the surface of the sun!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:54:20 No.14401103 Report

Quoted By: >>14401181 >>14401222 >>14401322 >>14401523

G-guys ;_;
The new region professor, Professor Irwin apparently gets killed by the new Mantine Animal midway through the game. Can anybody confirm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 16:58:27 No.14401181 Report

Quoted By: >>14401290

>>14401103
Too soon, dude...too soon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:00:17 No.14401222 Report

Quoted By: >>14401290

>>14401103
Not cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:03:45 No.14401290 Report

Quoted By: >>14401327

>>14401181
>>14401222
get over it fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:04:06 No.14401297 Report

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>>14399898
Seriously, I fucking hate those dog animals. It's like they just took my mom's Herdier and made it an animal. Where's the creativity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:05:07 No.14401322 Report

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>>14401103
Animals are becoming more dark in the new generations

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:05:11 No.14401323 Report

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>>14400720
Nigga doesn't know about ostrich

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:05:17 No.14401327 Report

Quoted By: >>14401338

>>14401290
>Making fun of one of the coolest dudes to ever live
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:05:32 No.14401333 Report

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>>14401083
/an/ not /poke/ I can only give you a 6/10, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:05:44 No.14401338 Report

Quoted By: >>14401657

>>14401327
>>>/r/eddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:06:36 No.14401356 Report

Quoted By: >>14402174

>>14399139
>people are only a big hivemind, difference in opinions are non-existant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:08:16 No.14401389 Report

Quoted By: >>14401431 >>14401584

Nosepass Island confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:10:16 No.14401431 Report

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>>14401389
>shaved
Pre-order cancelled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:14:27 No.14401523 Report

Quoted By: >>14401537

>>14401103
Yeah but then Professor Bill Nye from Gen one returns to take his place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:15:17 No.14401537 Report

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>>14401523
>Bill Nye
>not David Attenborough
preorder canceled

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:15:56 No.14401549 Report

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Grizzly Bear
Tiger
Great White Shark
Crocodile
Bald Eagle
Box Jelly Fish

Master Race

Boxed my my starter. Seriously, this gens starters are fucking shitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:17:10 No.14401574 Report

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Being a Pokemon trainer is so dull. I wish I could go to school and become a lawyer or doctor in the animal world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:17:31 No.14401584 Report

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>>14401389
Anthropomorphizing Nosepass? Typical animals. Pre-order cancelled.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:20:32 No.14401657 Report

Quoted By: >>14401993

>>14401338
You should probably stop doing that. Pic related, from 4chan.org/bans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:22:00 No.14401698 Report

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You know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking Noctowl. That's it. They drew a real life Noctowl and made it less cartoony. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's Noctowl and put it in the game.

Older Animals actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual Pokémon. This thing? It's. Just. A. NOCTOWL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:24:31 No.14401758 Report

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Fuck you whiners. They've already made more Animals than we have discovered Pokemon in real life. Of course they're going to have to make variations of the same Pokemon to keep the series running.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:36:35 No.14401993 Report

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>>14401657
christ you're a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:38:45 No.14402046 Report

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So would this mean the Legendaries in Animals are all cryptids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:39:53 No.14402079 Report

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Genwunner here.
Animals Fire Stone and Water Stone Version will always be the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:42:23 No.14402152 Report

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>>14400047
You could always equip a condom, but that would make breeding impossible.

Minnesota99ers !SKOLnbQs46

Minnesota99ers !SKOLnbQs46 Wed 09 Oct 2013 17:43:20 No.14402174 Report

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>>14401356
Well it's just that those people re the loudest/most obnoxious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 18:06:19 No.14402764 Report

Quoted By: >>14404196

So, guys, what's your favourite fossil Animal? Pic related, it's mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 18:08:33 No.14402806 Report

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>>14399139

>less legendaries than the first generation

There were too many. But reducing it to only the cover legendaries and maybe an event pokemon or two is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2013 19:00:25 No.14404196 Report

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>>14402764
>not being T-Rex master race

I mean come on it's based on Tyrantrum what else can you ask?

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