>>14427872>implying I want my first steps in Kalos to be in a church without the music onI watched an episode of Dexter on my creative zen a few years back at a friends wedding. You can use earbuds to listen to the music and they'll drown out most of the singing.
>implying I won't be spending my time at the wedding breakfast getting shitfaced for freeYou can get shitfaced and play pokemon at the same time you know, I often do. It also provides a good excuse for not talking to the creepy uncle you've not seen in years and means you don't have to get up on the dancefloor when they put YMCA on.