"Mr. Tajiri, Sir. We've been looking over your list of proposed mega evolutions and..."

"Yes?"

"Well... the thing is... F-Farfetch'd isn't on here."

"... What was that?"

"N-Nothing, Sir! Forget I said anything!"

"No. NO! YOU SAY THAT AGAIN! SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH FOR ME TO HEAR!"

"F-FARFETCH'D, SIR! I SAID FAR-AR-AR-FETCH'D!"

"Call the hounds! Remove this heretic from my sight! ... Farfetch'd will never evolve! It will be forever useless! Muwahahaha!"