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well, I fucked up today /vp/

>go to Walmart
>show them my reservation card, ask for a copy of Pokemon X
>"hmm okay"
>lady actually goes into the backroom
>comes back a few minutes later with a huge box
>ibshabbening.jpg
>takes out a fresh new copy of Pokemon X
>Hand her my reservation card
>She scans the game, MY GAME
>BEEP
>"oh sorry kid. the computer here says that we can't sell this one till saturday."
>fucking cocktease
>glance at the door
>it's pretty damn close...
>keikakudoori.png
>hey, can I just hold it for a sec? see the cover art
>"oh ok"
>as soon as I grab it I fucking bolt for the door
>"HEY STOOOP"
>running faster than a Choice Scarf Deoxys-S BP +6 Speed with tailwind
>door is one of those automatic opening ones
>doesn't open fast enough
>crash right the fuck through it
>entire door breaks down
>covered in plastic/glass shards, lying defeated and broken
>black security guard pulls me up by my collar and drags me into a small room in the back
>EVERYONE is fucking staring
>start crying
>they hold me there for hours until the police arrives
>they ask me a bunch of questions
>tell them "I HAVE AUTISM" repeatedly
>they still charge me
>my hearing is 3 months from today, and I have to replace the door I broke

any other /tr/ainers ever have something like this happen to them? were they able to get off the hook?