I had a copy of this in my pocket earlier today. I was doing some bullshit inventory work to make it seem like I had a legitimate reason to be in the place where these were locked up and I pocketed a copy.

Immediately I felt like people were looking at my pocket, like they could see that I had something in there I shouldn't. I probably wouldn't have been caught and the store would just have to take a hit of $35, but I panicked and put it back.

Am I a little bitch?