Made a thread, got accused of redditfag and thread delete. feelsbadman.jpg
fuck it, i'll leave it here. Also Old Dante > New faggy Dante
>Be me
>24 years old/ Gen 1 fag/ married
>Wife doesn't even mudkipz, gives me shit for playing pokemon, but she's hot and plays guitar, so I let it slide
>Release night comes
>theshameapproaches.jpg
>have to find excuse to leave at 11pm
le me- "hey, babe, I'm getting dairy Queen, what do you want?"
le bitch- "omfg I want a brownie earthquake!"
>It's super effective!
>Go to gamestop event
>get like 100 streetpasses and my copy of pokemon Y
>shit so cash
>Wife calls
"where the fuck are you!?"
>hears people in backgrround
"oh, um Dairy queen's ice cream machine is down or something and there's a big line til they fix it..."
>bad phone poker face
"oh okay, well hurry up with that ice cream!"
>sheboughtit.jpg
>run to DQ on the way home
>get home
>fuck, how do I hide my strategy guide?
>stuff down back of pants, pull shirt over
>tell wife I need to take a shit
>pokegusta for 2 hours on toilet
mfw
