Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this board
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to talk around here
I thought that I would get rid of 4chan
Until Iwata told us the news

He said, "Hai, you rove dis game a lot
Did u rike gen five sequels? Well, their time is out
On nine months from now there will be a new pokémon
Where we can “pet them all” for true"