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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:21:33 No.14575459 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14575512 >>14575667 >>14576102

... Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:22:50 No.14575495 Report

Quoted By: >>14575538 >>14575578

Does this mean Pokemon are live-birthed, and then put into eggs by their parents to grow?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:23:15 No.14575512 Report

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>>14575459
fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:23:33 No.14575519 Report

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>HOW DO WE RETCON THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:24:10 No.14575538 Report

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>>14575495
Finally. Proof that pokemon do have dongs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:24:29 No.14575547 Report

Quoted By: >>14575617

When I first saw that I thought it said "candies" instead of "cradles".
I was afraid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:26:04 No.14575578 Report

Quoted By: >>14575663 >>14575907

>>14575495
There's no evidence of pokemon giving birth.

Most likely they take children from their homes, cover them in some kind of mucus that hardens into an egg like shape and however long later they hatch into the female species of pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:27:29 No.14575617 Report

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>>14575547
>eggs are Pokemon candies
>all this time Rare Candies were actually just unhatched eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:29:14 No.14575663 Report

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>>14575578
The only thing that unnerves me more than your post is the erection it gave me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:29:21 No.14575667 Report

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>>14575459
dudes just high or something dont worry op.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:30:10 No.14575690 Report

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>>14575617

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:35:40 No.14575847 Report

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So they're going back to implying that pokemon are that mysterious?

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:38:12 No.14575907 Report

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>>14575578

Sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:38:33 No.14575917 Report

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>>14575847
I guess they figured sex is mysterious to the average Pokemon player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:43:09 No.14576021 Report

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>>14575917
Hsaya<uyaUYHAUYAHAHAUYAUYHDSUYAUAUYDASUYDUYAS top kek

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:43:22 No.14576026 Report

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>>14575663
4chan monitors your sexual deviancy and when it reaches a certain point the egg men come to get you and put you in an egg and turn you into a female Fennekin or Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:44:56 No.14576066 Report

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>>14576026
Uneducated peasant. Sexual deviancy doesn't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:46:19 No.14576102 Report

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>>14575459
Come on it's kind of obvious the person being all metaphorical about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 07:46:39 No.14576116 Report

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>>14576066
My porn habits say otherwise.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 08:49:28 No.14577472 Report

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>>14575663
>you will never be taken away by a gardevoir
>you will never be covered in gardevoir's egg-slime
>you will never resist only to find out that it's over
>you will never realize that this is your fate
>you will never soon learn to love the feeling of being covered in egg-slime things
>you will never feel your body being forced into a fetal position as the goo hardens into an egg
>you will never be nurtured for a few days inside the egg
>you will never slowly lose humanly features while in the egg
>you will never be reborn as a pokemon
>you will never hatch from the egg and be welcomed to the world by a motherly cuddle from gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2013 08:51:33 No.14577508 Report

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>>14577472
This reminds me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS5MtzrW1vU

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