Oh shit, get your balls ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking GTS
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a goat, I'm on a goat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm riding on a goat
I'm on a goat, I'm on a goat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking goat

I'm on a goat motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight trotting on a goat, Lumiose City,
Petting Spritzee, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a goat

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a goat, yes
We drinking Moomoo Milk 'cause it's so fresh
I got my Klefki and my Goodra's soppy
I'm flipping Vivillons, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a Gogoat, doing flips and shit
This Gogoat's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Pokepark, this is real as it gets
I'm on a goat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a goat and it's going fast and
I got a Pikachu themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, got a Brave Litleo
If you're on Dream World, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this goat is real

Fuck lapras, I'm on a goat, motherfucker
Fuck swimmers, I fight lasses, motherfucker
I'm on the goat with my mons, motherfucker
This goat's cry make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Stopping briefly so the goat can chow
Gonna teach this Goat HM 02 somehow
Like Gary Oak, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a goat
It's a big green grass road
Landorus, look at me, oh, hands on the horns
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big goat coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a lopunny

I'm on a goat, I'm on a goat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm riding on a goat
I'm on a goat, I'm on a goat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking goat