I'm Asian and I'm here to tell you that Pokemon Amie is the most racist thing ever.

Whenever the DS sees my face, my Pokemon closes its eyes. When the game asks me to do a big-eyed face, my Pokemon just sits there stupidly for nearly a minute while I try to do the best bug-eyed impression I can muster. After a while the game gives up and my 'mon looks sad as hell, simply because it's perpetually detecting "closed" eyes.

I seriously wonder how the Japanese are handling this godforsaken mini-game.