>Have you talked to your mom?
>You should really check out the gym
>Sorry! This way is blacked out
>Have you tried the cafe yet?
>You aren't strong enough to go this way!
>I lost my fossil in Glittering Cave
> etc Etc

FUCK YOU, I WANT TO EXPLORE MOTHERFUCKERS. I don't want to waste 20 god damned minutes getting some shitty fossil I'll never fucking use, I don't want to see the Cafe or be BUDDY BUDDY SO FRIENDLY with the Professor


FUCK YOU FUCKING SHIT HEADS WASTING MY DAMN TIME