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>Tall guy
>Looks like a menacing villain
>Does jack shit the entire time except give a sob story
>Had a tiny part in the game's story

If he didn't actually appear, the story would've been just the same, just like Indiana Jones had no use in the entire Temple movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:37:11 No.14689210 Report

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>>14689167
It can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:37:20 No.14689218 Report

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>>14689167
Does that mean he's a Zoroark?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:37:35 No.14689226 Report

Quoted By: >>14689326

>>14689167
>headcannon

>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:38:07 No.14689245 Report

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>>14689194
>AZ
>N
>AZN
>Asian

Asians confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:38:33 No.14689262 Report

Quoted By: >>14689314

>>14689194
>>14689194
>Dad
>3000 years ago.

yeah, sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:39:49 No.14689314 Report

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>>14689262
>Dad
>4000 years ago.
yeah, sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:39:59 No.14689323 Report

Quoted By: >>14689522 >>14695702

Implying he isn't Abraham Zygarde, the human form of the order pokemon that wants to keep balanced life and death cycle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:40:06 No.14689326 Report

Quoted By: >>14689457

>>14689226
I learned this term here on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:40:12 No.14689331 Report

Quoted By: >>14689428 >>14689467 >>14690460

>>14689194
Don't be ridiculous, N was the result of a drunken man raping a Gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:41:28 No.14689397 Report

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>>14689167
>headcannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:42:06 No.14689428 Report

Quoted By: >>14689467 >>14689626

>>14689331
False; Pokemon always share the same species as the mother.

Thus, he would be a Ralts. N is not a Ralts. Therefore at least his mother was human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:42:56 No.14689457 Report

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>>14689326
Ohhh. I see what I did wrong now. Well, this is embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:43:06 No.14689467 Report

Quoted By: >>14689626

>>14689331
>>14689428
I love you /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:44:10 No.14689522 Report

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>>14689323
what the fuck did I just read ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:45:57 No.14689605 Report

Quoted By: >>14689693 >>14689747 >>14691764

Why is he so fucking tall seriously ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:46:13 No.14689626 Report

Quoted By: >>14690373

>>14689428
>>14689467
>yfw men fucking pokemon is how shinies are made

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:47:13 No.14689675 Report

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AZ-nyan is my favorite K-on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:47:36 No.14689693 Report

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>>14689605
Marfan Syndrome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:48:40 No.14689747 Report

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>>14689605
Because immortal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:48:49 No.14689754 Report

Quoted By: >>14690476

>>14689120

New favorite PokeCharacter.

I think that him being this tall is more symbolic in nature; mythical and legendary figures are usually drawn as taller then normal people, and since AZ is a 3,000 year old immortal, this theory applies to him too.

>inb4 But Lysandre is tall too and he's a descendant!

Not nearly as tall as AZ, and kept within the range of common possibility.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 18:55:41 No.14690053 Report

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>>14689120

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:02:54 No.14690350 Report

Quoted By: >>14690547 >>14690567 >>14691285

>reshiram and zekrom statues in the garden of parfum palace
>some NPC says that kalos must have had some connection with unova
>mfw AZ is the king of the ruined relic civilization in unova

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:03:21 No.14690373 Report

Quoted By: >>14690427

>>14689626

>chucky visits gamestop.gif

But that's Tommy, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:04:48 No.14690427 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690373
That's the joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:05:51 No.14690460 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689331

Except N is a Zoroark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:06:08 No.14690471 Report

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He's tall because he ate his greens and drank his milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:06:19 No.14690476 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689754
There's actually an NPC backpacker that comments on AZ being over 9 feet tall.

He really is that huge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:06:55 No.14690503 Report

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>>14689167
He was a king and sometimes kings had lots of concubines and N was a prince so it's not that hard to see why they could be related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:07:54 No.14690547 Report

Quoted By: >>14690685 >>14692061

>>14690350
http://www.reddit.com/r/pokemonconspiracies/comments/1oiu9q/connection_between_parfum_palace_and_the_abyssal/

My take on this, ignore the fact that it's on reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:08:36 No.14690567 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690350
>>14689120
Oh god...This is why he has Golurk and Sigilyph...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:09:36 No.14690599 Report

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he was hit with too much lifeforce juice that made him both immortal and fucking tall
his dick must be huge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:09:51 No.14690609 Report

Quoted By: >>14691334

>could build up a machine to make the dead living again
>it took him 3000 years to search for a fucking fairy

In that time he could have build up a new empire, only dedicated to search for the fucking fairy.

Fuck what the fairy wants, if you're given immortality you should do the best out of it, not search for something replaceable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:11:40 No.14690678 Report

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I think they wasted his potential. He should have had his story wrapped up in Z, but instead they shoehorned him in at the end to make everything anti-climactic as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:11:51 No.14690685 Report

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>>14690547
You should've just copypasta'd it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:12:09 No.14690694 Report

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I wanna know why the floette's flower is yveltal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:12:48 No.14690721 Report

Quoted By: >>14690804 >>14690815 >>14690898 >>14691416 >>14695630

You niggas realise that he's the king from 30,000 years ago, its pretty obvious when you see how he talks about the Floette and the fact that his name is the same as the 30,000 year old king, the machine probably gave him eternal life or something

Also he's so tall cause he's so old

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:13:10 No.14690737 Report

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I was actually a bit teary-eyed at the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:13:57 No.14690767 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689120
> what does Vp thinks about him?

>what do I think

he's fucking tall

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:15:01 No.14690804 Report

Quoted By: >>14690843 >>14690904

>>14690721
>probably

That was said in the game that he got hit by the effect too

>he is so tall cause he is so old

Go to a fucking retirment center and look and the grannys. They are all small as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:15:25 No.14690815 Report

Quoted By: >>14690904 >>14690982

>>14690721
First of all, it's just 3000 years.

Second of all, old people are small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:15:44 No.14690832 Report

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Odin was pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:16:13 No.14690843 Report

Quoted By: >>14690947

>>14690804
He's tall because the immortality machine fixed his meiosis

That's also precisely how he got immortality

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:17:30 No.14690884 Report

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>N 2: electric boogaloo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:17:51 No.14690898 Report

Quoted By: >>14691416

>>14690721
Also some guy says that there is a legend about a man wandering for thousands of years to find a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:17:55 No.14690904 Report

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>>14690804
>>14690815
Our bodies grow smaller because old age withers us. If this nigga gets hit by an eternal youth effect, than why would we shrink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:18:07 No.14690912 Report

Quoted By: >>14690996 >>14691009 >>14691498 >>14694177

Why does he have Pokeballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:19:02 No.14690947 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690843
Mitosis, I mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:19:32 No.14690972 Report

Quoted By: >>14691153

Did anyone try losing to him in the post-Champion battle with him?

I really did not see that battle coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:19:47 No.14690982 Report

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>>14690815
yes, old people age and everything deteriorates

but AZ is eternal and his body probably just kept on growing in its own way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:20:14 No.14690996 Report

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>>14690912

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:20:32 No.14691009 Report

Quoted By: >>14691043

>>14690912
>why does he wear modern bumb clothes ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:20:52 No.14691027 Report

Quoted By: >>14691251 >>14691299

Isn't it obvious from his hair?

hoenn confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:21:07 No.14691043 Report

Quoted By: >>14691141

>>14691009
He doesn't fucking know what a "trainer" is, why would he use Pokeballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:22:21 No.14691085 Report

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I like him. His scene post credits was feels worthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:23:20 No.14691117 Report

Quoted By: >>14696343

Can't wait for Pokemon X2/Y2 which plays in the past.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:23:51 No.14691141 Report

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>>14691043
Perhaps he simply doesn't understand the concept of a trainer versus a soldier. Or rather, he doesn't understand the concept of non-lethal battles for fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:24:08 No.14691153 Report

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>>14690972

Dumb question. I forgot what I'm supposed to do after the battle. I woke up in my house and the loli told me to go somewhere and I dunno where.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:25:03 No.14691185 Report

Quoted By: >>14691253 >>14695436

Why are there lyrics in the credits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:26:50 No.14691251 Report

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>>14691027
that's a hat though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:26:56 No.14691253 Report

Quoted By: >>14691304

>>14691185
Kara-oke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:27:35 No.14691278 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689202
Bazinga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:27:44 No.14691285 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690350
He can't be, he never uttered the words truth or ideals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:27:58 No.14691299 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691027
But that's a hat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:28:06 No.14691304 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691253
But that's really fucking lame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:28:46 No.14691334 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690609
>Implying you can replace true love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:30:28 No.14691405 Report

Quoted By: >>14691562 >>14691613

>>14689120
He was good until you realized....

The battle against him was so fucking shit

Seriously why did GF made this such an easy game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:30:40 No.14691416 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690721
>>14690898
jesus christ you guys are retards
finish the game, it spells it out for idiots like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:32:18 No.14691498 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690912

He lives in the modern era, why wouldn't he adapt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:33:27 No.14691551 Report

Quoted By:

what if AZ is the fairy?
fairies like to disguise themselves as old men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:33:39 No.14691562 Report

Quoted By: >>14691594

>>14691405
He had Sigilyph and Golurk because they're Pokemon that have been around from ancient times

No idea about Torkoal though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:34:24 No.14691592 Report

Quoted By:

>fairy types have existed for 3000 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:34:28 No.14691594 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691562
Turtles are fucking old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:34:51 No.14691613 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691405
It wasn't supposed to be a real battle anyway.

You didn't even get Exp or anything.
It's like complaining about the Megavolution tutorial fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:38:30 No.14691764 Report

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>>14689605
Because he's an Immortal God

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:39:51 No.14691824 Report

Quoted By: >>14692676

>>14689120
He's fucking Odin. That's why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:40:23 No.14691847 Report

Quoted By: >>14692076

AZ was absolutely fantastic, but I wish he had shown up more. They should have introduced him earlier.

If I beat the E4 again, can I see the scene where he reunites with Floette again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:44:33 No.14692061 Report

Quoted By: >>14692143

>>14690547
there's also the theory that Steven Stone is the one who founded Mega Evolution. Riley also has a Lucario so he could have made Lucario Mega Evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:44:55 No.14692076 Report

Quoted By: >>14692526

>>14691847
No, that would be weird
They acknowledge that it's your second+ time coming to the pokemon league, and NPCs mention your parade and battle with AZ, so going back in time like that wouldn't make sense

Would be cool if he hung out somewhere postgame though, like Stonehenge town

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:46:09 No.14692143 Report

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>>14692061
Colress gets name-dropped though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:54:09 No.14692526 Report

Quoted By: >>14692581 >>14692687

>>14692076

>NPCs mention your parade and battle with AZ

Out of interest, because I don't have the games and was following along youtube walkthroughs, do they mention anything about him being 3,000, the creator of the weapon, the ancient king of kalos, anything at all?

Or are they hilariously oblivious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:55:17 No.14692581 Report

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>>14692526
Sycamore knows, and some random townsfolk mention rumors. There are bards who sing songs about the war and his legend too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:57:31 No.14692676 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691824
Where's my Fenris Ice type wolf legendary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 19:57:49 No.14692687 Report

Quoted By:

>>14692526
It goes pretty under the radar
You'd think that people would be more concerned about a fucking 9 foot tall person dressed in bum's clothes showing up out of nowhere, interrupting the Champion's ceremony, challenging him to a battle, and then falling to his knees and crying when a pokemon floats down from the sky like some kind of god into his hands

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:00:04 No.14692779 Report

Quoted By: >>14693850

>>14689120
he reminds me of pic related
>suddenly appears
>says something edgy
>...
>"dude, who the fuck are you?"
>walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:00:42 No.14692803 Report

Quoted By: >>14692853 >>14692925

how has he lived for 3000 years, that's the most ridiculous part of it all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:01:42 No.14692853 Report

Quoted By: >>14692931

>>14692803
The machine can be used as either a weapon or grant eternal life. This is directly stated right in the goddamn game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:03:20 No.14692925 Report

Quoted By:

>>14692803
Because the machine granted him eternal life, do you read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:03:26 No.14692931 Report

Quoted By: >>14693001 >>14693172

>>14692853
if he had the power to build the machine why doesn't everybody else to grant eternal life and remove the doomsday aspect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:04:58 No.14693001 Report

Quoted By:

>>14692931
>What is Pokemon X version

Breathe through your nose instead of your mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:09:17 No.14693172 Report

Quoted By: >>14693308

>>14692931
Lysandre threatens you and your friends with eternal life right before the machine blows up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:11:52 No.14693308 Report

Quoted By: >>14693418 >>14693421 >>14693511 >>14693588

>>14693172
>threatens you and your friends with eternal life
My only exposure to this game is secondhand and I'm laughing my ass off at the idea that granting someone immortality is supposed to be a threat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:14:31 No.14693418 Report

Quoted By:

>>14693308

It would be fun for a while, but that shit can get tiring.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Odyssey

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:14:33 No.14693421 Report

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>>14693308
You've really never seen a show or played a game with an immortal character who hates being immortal? Living on while everyone you know and love dies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:16:20 No.14693511 Report

Quoted By:

>>14693308
I pretty much went what to it to, apparently in X he does it out of making you want to see what not cleansing the world will wrought so you can see it for yourself, though in Y he just blows the place to shit and goes full on sudoku

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:18:12 No.14693588 Report

Quoted By: >>14694386

>>14693308
>Living forever
>Even after the sun dies and everything becomes freezing
>Even after the earth becomes uninhabitable
>Even after the universe begins to collapse into a singularity or what have you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:24:33 No.14693850 Report

Quoted By:

>>14692779
>edgy
>talking like a underaged faggot

go back to 9fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:30:37 No.14694140 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689174
>Calls someone scum over two forward slashes
>Getting this worked up over it

How's being a complete social reject working out for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:31:22 No.14694177 Report

Quoted By:

>>14690912
He bought some

or

Apricorns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:35:54 No.14694386 Report

Quoted By:

>>14693588
Not to mention that either that king came from a generation of giants, or the side effect of his form of immortality on humans is continued and sustained growth. If that's the case, you'd eventually get too large to support your own weight and become a sentient fleshy mass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 20:58:11 No.14695436 Report

Quoted By: >>14696083

>>14691185
more importantly, why there are lyrics in more than one language but then they say a different thing in each language

David 1161-0882-6741

David 1161-0882-6741 Wed 16 Oct 2013 21:02:19 No.14695630 Report

Quoted By: >>14695867

>>14690721
It's pretty obvious because they actually tell you he's the pokemon king. I'm just curious how he went from that to magic hobo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 21:03:36 No.14695702 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689323
i havent finished the storyline but this seems like a plausible theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 21:06:46 No.14695867 Report

Quoted By:

>>14695630
His Frankenbebe abandoned him and so he became a hobo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 21:10:59 No.14696083 Report

Quoted By:

>>14695436
They say different things because each one needs to fit the music. Syllables etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 21:16:22 No.14696343 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691117
oh fuck just imagine that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 21:20:01 No.14696514 Report

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>>14689120

I can't figure out what that thing on his knee is, though. He seems perfectly healthy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2013 22:07:53 No.14698819 Report

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