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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:15:05 No.14726539 View View Reply Original Report

>reads new pokedex entry

Why the fuck even catch these things? They went from trying, to fucking straight up being able to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:18:19 No.14726623 Report

Quoted By: >>14726649 >>14728138

I'm assuming that when provided with an alternate food source by a trainer, it will stop preying on small mammals (including babies/anorexic children).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:19:29 No.14726649 Report

Quoted By: >>14726732

>>14726623
No it straight up says if your kid holds one, it'll steal the kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:20:44 No.14726683 Report

Quoted By: >>14726865

>>14726539
Is Gen 1 the only ghost pokemon gen that doesn't want to murder everybody?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:22:28 No.14726732 Report

Quoted By: >>14726766 >>14726845

>>14726649
Yes, and?

Things eat things.

Then again, for all I know it lays eggs in children or turns them into more drifloon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:23:39 No.14726766 Report

Quoted By: >>14726801

>>14726732
It's dead. what's it gonna do, die from stravation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:24:50 No.14726801 Report

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>>14726766
Feeding on souls, like litwick. Except the drifloon seems to require the capture of a child rather than the proximity of one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:25:34 No.14726827 Report

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What's the deal with pokemon and dead kids?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:26:10 No.14726845 Report

Quoted By: >>14727002 >>14727350

>>14726732

Pokemon don't have genitals. The prevailing theory on Pokemon reproduction is that they escape the daycare center, steal human children and cover them in a kind of mucus that transforms them into the same type of Pokemon, so Drifblim trying to steal children to reproduce sounds very likely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:26:53 No.14726865 Report

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>>14726683
It's to counterbalance Gengar being one of the ultimate bro pokemon. It just takes that many.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:31:23 No.14727002 Report

Quoted By: >>14727097

>>14726845
Yes, larger pokemon would require large clusters of constricted children in order to create a suitable product for biomatter conversion.

The reason a legendary cannot breed is because the children required outnumbers those available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:34:33 No.14727097 Report

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>>14727002
The reason an adult human cannot be used for the conversion process is due to the brain emitting a 'suicide' signal to the body when it senses being trapped in mucous. This chemical rapidly degrades the body into unusable caustic sludge, this sludge is also beneficial to poison type pokemon.

Ruby

Ruby Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:44:19 No.14727350 Report

Quoted By: >>14727399

>>14726845
My Houndoom has a giant cock....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:46:13 No.14727399 Report

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>>14727350
A tumour. A malignant tumour. Have fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 08:58:05 No.14727697 Report

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>tfw I would have an army of Driftloon and Hypnos if they were real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:14:45 No.14728138 Report

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>>14726623
I have these pokepuffs want some?

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