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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:19:28 No.14728260 View View Reply Original Report

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>"Anon, we're taking Pokémon away from you."
>"The pastor said that Pokémon is from Satan."
>"Anyway it's distracting you from doing your school work!"
>"He said Pokémon are demons and Pikachu is Japanese for Satan."
>[Cartridge burning intensifies]

Did this shit happen to anyone here?

mfw Banette is actually a voodoo doll top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:20:47 No.14728289 Report

Quoted By: >>14728369

>>14728260
Beta as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:21:48 No.14728314 Report

Quoted By: >>14728379 >>14728550

>>14728260
>neighbors were hardcore catholics
>invited to sleepover
>mom says no pokemon while i'm there
>have to put a cover on my harry potter book
kinda feel sorry for those guys, all they had was a bunch of legos
granted those were pretty fun too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:24:12 No.14728369 Report

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>>14728289

>mfw I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness but my parents let me play every Pokémon.

It's because I'm not an American I guess.

Still a shitty ass religion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:24:26 No.14728379 Report

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>>14728314

Should have build a lego pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:27:28 No.14728439 Report

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>>14728260
My dad actually played R/B along with my brother. He also had access to the Internet at work, which is how we found out about Missingno. back then.

He stopped playing when G/S came out, because getting a full Pokédex became harder and harder.(these days it's practically impossible)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 09:33:44 No.14728550 Report

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>>14728314
>>14728260
>Friend's aunt is a raging catholic thundercunt from the deep south, I'm talking the kind of fucking southern trash where you hear the faint sound of banjos whenever she's near.
>She takes my friend's games and locks them away while she's there, including pokemon, because "Games are da debbil."
>I challenge her retardation because my friend has no balls
>She starts shit with me
>There's a church just down the street from us, so I tell her to ask our local priest about this shit
>She accepts, convinced he's going to support her side
>Priest proceeds to verbally shit on her for getting into her nephew's business while explaining that assuming anything she doesn't understand is of the devil is what made the church so shitty in the medieval times.
>She sheepishly gives him back his games and never brings it up again

That priest was the fucking man.

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