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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 11:08:29 No.14730736 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14733844 >>14735341 >>14742358 >>14742420 >>14742575 >>14742714 >>14746026

I swear.
Girls just do not know how to play Pokemon properly.

I've seen unevolved Pikachus and Blazikens using ember.

You can really tell when it's a real girl or just /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 11:09:57 No.14730763 Report

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I swear.
Kids just do not know how to play Pokemon properly.

I've seen unevolved Pikachus and Blazikens using ember.

You can really tell when it's a real kid or just /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:19:29 No.14733793 Report

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I swear.
Kids just do not know how to play Pokemon properly.

I've seen unevolved Pikachus and Blazikens using ember.

You can really tell when it's a real kid or just /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:20:58 No.14733829 Report

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Pikachu using ember? Those are some broken as fuck kids and girls then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:21:45 No.14733842 Report

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OP is probably one of the casuals who play with the Shift option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:21:53 No.14733844 Report

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>>14730736
Light Ball. It's still shit though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:23:10 No.14733869 Report

Quoted By: >>14734664

>Not using motherfucking special attack Gyarados to confuse everyone you included

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:23:49 No.14733879 Report

Quoted By: >>14733921 >>14735103

I'm a girl and I can totally tell that my blaziken don't have ember.

I've seen those things on both, girls and boys. Don't think is a gender problem, just brainless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:24:08 No.14733884 Report

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Girls =/= Kids/People who haven't played Pokemon since Gen 3.

C'mon man, I know loads of girls who know what they are doing in Pokemon, one of which who actually was teaching ME shit about the games at one point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:26:16 No.14733921 Report

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>>14733879
This.
I don't use blaziken, but I know my shit.
Saying that everybody you meet over wifi that doesn't know what they're doing is a girl is stupid. I've met a bunch of dudes who were complete casuals/only used unevolved pokemon or all legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:27:31 No.14733943 Report

Quoted By: >>14734388

This is my first time playing pokemon...

So, yeah. I'm shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:41:39 No.14734276 Report

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Smogonfag who's laddered pretty hard here.

My in game team is retarded as fuck and I realise that the movesets / team synergy is pretty poor but it really doesn't bother me in game.

Celi 2165-5812-4036

Celi 2165-5812-4036 Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:43:55 No.14734337 Report

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>is grill
>has a raichu and a blaziken without ember
you sure know your shit, sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:43:59 No.14734340 Report

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I've won a match with a friend only because he didn't know Honedge was weak to fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:46:02 No.14734388 Report

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>>14733943

I'm gonna tell you this because the game does a shit job at explaining it:

Moves with an orange star next to it use the attack stat for damage calculation. Moves with a purple ripple icon use the special attack stat.
Don't try buffing your physical defense when you're fighting something that breathes fire or shoots lightning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:47:37 No.14734433 Report

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Yeah, it's not like children new to Pokemon play these games at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:49:19 No.14734474 Report

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lel le women are shit at everthing amirite guys? XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:52:16 No.14734552 Report

Quoted By: >>14734584

I'm sure this is bait but as a 13 year old grill I had a 4-1 win average on shoddybattle OU.
I don't do competitive much now but I like to challenge run the main games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:52:27 No.14734557 Report

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Pokemon is for everyone. Just enjoy the game and stop being upset about others enjoying it too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:53:27 No.14734584 Report

Quoted By: >>14734628

>>14734552
>but as a 13 year old grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:54:14 No.14734603 Report

Quoted By: >>14734625 >>14734712 >>14734764 >>14734887

It's so true. I don't even use my Pokemon for battling. Mega Charizard Y is for tanning, Absol is just there for its prettyness, Leafeon is for gardening, Flygon is just for transportation, Raichu is for getting electronics to work when I'm too lazy to find an outlet, and Houndoom is for raging when I'm on my period.

Totally srs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:55:28 No.14734621 Report

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I haven't played a Pokemon game since gen 2, I have no idea how to be competitive.

How do I into Pokemon /vp/? Are there any guides?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:55:38 No.14734625 Report

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>>14734603
>Totally srs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:55:50 No.14734628 Report

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>>14734584
As in, I used to be 13. It's been a good 5 or 6 years since I really battled online a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:56:20 No.14734639 Report

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You're forgetting that a girl won nationals. I dont know if she went on to win worlds but winning nationals require a skill beyond lolember

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:57:18 No.14734664 Report

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>>14733869
>using gyarados
>ever

Ann - 4742 - 5999 - 0913

Ann - 4742 - 5999 - 0913 Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:58:04 No.14734678 Report

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i'll 1v1 u OP m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 13:59:24 No.14734712 Report

Quoted By: >>14734742

>>14734603

>Totally srs.
>srs.
>SRS

SRS is in thread.

Hi, fat dykes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:00:45 No.14734742 Report

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>>14734712
>not mentioning the italics tag I threw in there

How sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:01:44 No.14734764 Report

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>>14734603
S
R
S

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:06:25 No.14734887 Report

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>>14734603

>Totally srs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:11:18 No.14735036 Report

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>I love bait! It's comfy and easy to wear!

Saged, reported, called the cops, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:13:46 No.14735103 Report

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>>14733879
Yeah this.
Just in this kind of demographic that plays games like pokemon, the girls happen to be brainless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:13:47 No.14735105 Report

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What's wrong with a Pikachu using ember? No one would expect an electric Pokemon to have a fire type move

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:16:13 No.14735170 Report

Quoted By: >>14735295

>tfw no love for Raichu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:20:51 No.14735295 Report

Quoted By: >>14735417

>>14735170
I actually use him on my team and he's a total bro. I didn't think I'd like him so much, he was a last-minute planned addition to my team because I needed an Electric-type.

Just give him a chance, anons!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:22:48 No.14735341 Report

Quoted By: >>14737293

>>14730736
Women suck at everything, more at 11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 14:25:26 No.14735417 Report

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>>14735295
Yeah I know he is, everyone just likes Pikachu better and its sad that there's no love for the little guy compared to its overrated sibling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 15:32:04 No.14737293 Report

Quoted By: >>14739672

>>14735341
except your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 15:38:36 No.14737486 Report

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ITT: Synchronized menstrual cycles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 15:39:53 No.14737523 Report

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>Pikachus using ember
You have seen some shit, eh OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 16:40:37 No.14739672 Report

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>>14737293
You'r mom is quite special then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:25:43 No.14741370 Report

Quoted By: >>14742409

>Implying that 70% of the players using the Serena model aren't dudes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:51:18 No.14742358 Report

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>>14730736
I've noticed something about Pokemon Amie.
When you pet a bipedal unevolved pokemon on the groin, they don't like it. The more evolved they are, they more likely they are to enjoy it.

In other words, GF discourages kiddy diddling, but giving adult pokemon a hand job, it's all cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:52:57 No.14742409 Report

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>>14741370
I'm one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:53:11 No.14742420 Report

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>>14730736
>Pay $40 for a video game
>Obsessive Game Nerd yells at you for playing the way you want to
Fine I'll just never play again so that I won't ruin your perfect paradise with my cooties

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:53:55 No.14742454 Report

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At what level should you evolve Pikachu in this game? Does it still evolve only with a thunderstone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:56:30 No.14742575 Report

Quoted By: >>14742654

>>14730736
>unevolved Pikachus
Maybe they wanted them to learn some moves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:56:49 No.14742587 Report

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Somehow I've won against several japs who have like 3 fire types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 17:58:47 No.14742654 Report

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>>14742575
>No Moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 18:00:16 No.14742714 Report

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>>14730736
Pikachu unevolved is cuter. Anyone can play any way they wan't, don't be a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 18:04:25 No.14742868 Report

Quoted By: >>14742908 >>14742978

/vp/ still doesn't realize the majority of the people who buy these games are children and the person they're fighting is likely 10 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 18:05:29 No.14742908 Report

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>>14742868
It's too early.
hardly any kid is going to get the game on release day or near it. Just wait until christmas, when there's a huge wave of presents under the tree containing 2DS's and Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 18:07:09 No.14742978 Report

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>>14742868
Shh, I don't want to feel bad for calling them autists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 18:10:18 No.14743107 Report

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I always kept a bunch of different moves of different types on my Pokemon since I was a kid since I liked seeing the "It's Super Effective!" message. The thing I disregarded as a kid though was the attack stats. Shuckles running all attacks and Gyarados running special attacks, didn't matter to me as long as they had coverage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2013 19:19:57 No.14746026 Report

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>>14730736
>Minmaxin in pokemon
Never, didn't happen in 15 years and isn't gonna happen now.

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