>>14780707What do you think the properties of Goodra slime are? It's a dragon, so it probably has some magical chinese medicine nonsense. Aphrodisiac would be the low-hanging fruit. But it's nice to imagine it's a moisturizer or a conditioner or something.
It's super cute, but can you imagine how you'd live with it? You'd have to get rid of all the carpets in your house. A washing machine and drier would be essential. And sometimes you'd slip on the slime on the floor and fall over.
... And then it would look all sad and concerned and cuddle up to you and nuzzle soothing goo into the bump on your head. Aww. I can't stay mad.
