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>>14784425
I'm white and I look normal, but the thing very rarely recognises that I'm pulling faces and it doesn't know when I'm winking so I get half way through the thing and then my mon starts looking disappointed. I tried, sweetheart. ;__;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 09:52:54 No.14784491 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 09:54:05 No.14784514 Report

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>>14784448
>implying you tried hard enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 09:56:49 No.14784593 Report

Quoted By: >>14784988

Pre-cum is hard to get off the screen. I wouldn't recommend it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:03:48 No.14784761 Report

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>>14784391
How do you know if it recognises your smile?

I doubt it would recognise me anyway cause I have a beard, but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:13:54 No.14784988 Report

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>>14784593
Screen protector

Be safe anons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:15:28 No.14785011 Report

Quoted By: >>14785196

I came so hard the first time I fingered my braixen.
I came right as I went up an affection level.
It's like we came together

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:20:49 No.14785123 Report

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AAND this thread is why this is the worst gimmick ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:23:42 No.14785196 Report

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>>14785011
I just fapped to a picture of braixen too.

>you will never grab her hips right above her skirt as she is riding you and you can feel the black fur rubbing against your skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:25:02 No.14785233 Report

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I hope they were identified and put on a watch list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:26:32 No.14785272 Report

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I'm uncut so sometimes it doesn't register. I need to pull my foreskin back but that also messes up my screen with precum and smegma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:26:50 No.14785277 Report

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>>14784391
>Pokemon-Amie expects me to carve a glasgow smile into my face in order to please my Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:28:16 No.14785308 Report

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>>14785277
Is that what the little smile icon in the corner means?

Does it mean that it wants you to smile, or that it thinks you're smiling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:32:23 No.14785423 Report

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>>14785308
it means it can detect a face

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:36:14 No.14785501 Report

Quoted By: >>14785679 >>14785970 >>14786104 >>14786135 >>14786170 >>14786299

Pretty sure every male who bought a DS has tried using their penis as the stylus at least once. I did, it didn't really work well but my curiosity was sated at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:40:22 No.14785587 Report

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In my defense, kirlia was asking for it. I should've never rubbed her horns, it turned her into a nympho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:44:17 No.14785679 Report

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>>14785501
i certainly haven't, i like to keep my shit in good condition for as long as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:52:09 No.14785878 Report

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>>14784391
The Pokemon Amie thinks that my eyes are constantly shut.

I'm not even asian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:55:11 No.14785955 Report

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>>14784448
Everything but looking surprised works if you're Asian.

You'd think Nintendo would have that nailed down, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, they don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 10:56:13 No.14785970 Report

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>>14785501
I'm not a degenerate who'd try to fuck a plastic object.

But I am a lolicon.

Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz

Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:00:33 No.14786038 Report

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>>14784175
...well fuck. I did do this to my dsi but not to glorious 3ds.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:00:36 No.14786040 Report

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>>14785679
Yeah lightly touching the touchscreen with your schlong would put it in a worse condition than jabbing it with a plastic stylus with a tiny tip all day long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:02:33 No.14786078 Report

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>>14786040
i will have you know my dick is diamonds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:03:43 No.14786104 Report

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>>14785501
What? I'd never do something like that, I paid good money for a fragile electronic device. I'm not slapping my schlong on it, 'just to see what it'd feel like'. Jesus, how stupid can someone be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:04:16 No.14786124 Report

Quoted By: >>14786208

>>14785970
Clearly you are a man of excellent taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:04:45 No.14786135 Report

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>>14785501
That's unsanitary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:05:05 No.14786142 Report

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>>14784228
Looks like you tried a lot, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:06:14 No.14786170 Report

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>>14785501
If I was 12, maybe I would have tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:06:48 No.14786173 Report

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>>14786104
I'd bet good money your dick is more fragile than a Nintendo 3DS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:08:29 No.14786208 Report

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>>14786124
Feels good, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:09:03 No.14786221 Report

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>>14786173
My dick can operate submerged. Can your precious 3DS do the same?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:11:57 No.14786282 Report

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>>14786221
No, but then again it has an active life of more than 3 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:12:24 No.14786294 Report

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>>14786282
#REKT

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:12:51 No.14786299 Report

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>>14785501
>Pretty sure every male who bought a DS has tried using their penis as a stylus at least once.

Nigga what? The thought never crossed my mind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:14:20 No.14786331 Report

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also mfw this thread

Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz

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Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:15:28 No.14786359 Report

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>>14786282
get REKT son

Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz

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Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz Fri 18 Oct 2013 11:18:11 No.14786416 Report

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>>14786282
muh sides
REKT

Le Ruse Bird

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Le Ruse Bird Fri 18 Oct 2013 12:48:42 No.14787913 Report

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>>14786282

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