Am I the only one here not fapping to Megaziken? Seriously, I ended up throwing this faggot out of my in-game team. Here's what happened:

>First real matches as a Blaziken
>Had been dragging this faggot with me and leveling it up with Exp. Share and boosted XP
>EVs in Attack, Speed and HP
>Flare Blitz, High Jump Kick, Shadow Claw, Protect
>Facing a Gyarados
>Thank god I have Shadow Claw for coverage
>Mega evolution and Shadow Claw
>Gyarados loses less than half of its HP
>OHKOs Megaziken with Aqua Tail
>Okay... I guess I was just having bad luck
>Next match: Mega evolution and High Jump Kick
>Attack missed
>Megaziken loses half of its HP
>Gets killed
>trash.jpg
>Into the PC it goes

Replaced that faggot with Xerneas and haven't regretted it. Anyone else feeling like this or am I really the only one?

>Pic related: Blaziken's face against any opponent