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Goomy's wrath

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>Be me
>Praising our lord Goomy because he is a loving God
>One day, when I am playing Pokemon X, I capture it and rename it to our lord
>I train my lord and he becomes my most powerful Pokemon
>Excellent
>Take on the Elite Four
>Use my lord as my main Pokemon
>It's no problem for Goomy
>Defeat the Elite Four only with Goomy
>There was no doubt about it
>Proceed to tell my brother about my victory
>He proceeds to mock Goomy and calls him a useless pokemon
>I pray to Goomy to forgive him for his transgressions for he does not know what he is doing
>This goes on for a few minutes and I restrain myself from hurting him because Goomy taught us to forgive non-believers, for they shall face Goomy's wrath
>Then all of the sudden my 3DS begins to shake and a bright light shoots out of it
>Why it's my saviour and lord, Goomy
>He looks into my soul and tells me not to worry, for he shall teach my brother our ways
>Goomy then proceeds to use Draco Meteor to destroy him from existence
>I look at Goomy with tears in my eyes and say, is it over?
>Smiles and says that it has only just begun
>I then wake up having very little memory of what happened after Goomy saved but
>Every now and then i have slight visions of what happened
>All I have remembered so far was me crying to Goomy and begging him not to do this to me, and that I have never done this before
>He then replies, "Do not worry my child, just close your eyes and let me do this,"
>Then he makes me do the unthinkable
>He makes me restart my game