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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:24:35 No.14880317 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:26:04 No.14880395 Report

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PicnickerSasha !!OJcSPKojqde Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:27:48 No.14880476 Report

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>>14880395

PicnickerSasha !!OJcSPKojqde

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PicnickerSasha !!OJcSPKojqde Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:36:03 No.14880903 Report

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Sasha sat watching the events unfold as the lecture had come to a screeching halt to accomodate the challenger. She had started attending Zera's seminars because her journey to Orre and her fight against deoxys made her understand just how lackluster of a trainer she actually was, but she was here to learn.

However she understood the implications. It *was* a gym after all. It's not like it could be helped, but... damn... how annoying...

She attempted to remain quiet, but still puffed up in contempt and made the occasional sigh or huff.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:37:12 No.14880966 Report

Quoted By: >>14881023

>>14880395
Very funny.

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:38:20 No.14881023 Report

Quoted By: >>14881100 >>14881116

>>14880966
"M'am! The eggs have finally hatched!"

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:39:13 No.14881065 Report

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:40:07 No.14881100 Report

Quoted By: >>14881166

>>14881023
It's about goddamn time! How did they turn out?

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:40:26 No.14881116 Report

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>>14881023
WHAT EGGS? IS WENDY A FLY OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:41:27 No.14881166 Report

Quoted By: >>14881228 >>14881305

>>14881100
"I am pleased to report that Team Rocket is now in the ownership of 60 perfect IV bred Spinda."

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:42:18 No.14881228 Report

Quoted By: >>14881303 >>14881305

>>14881166
>SPINDA
OHOHOHO IS THIS WHAT WENDY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR ALL THIS TIME?

Rocket Narrator Morgan Freeman

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Rocket Narrator Morgan Freeman Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:43:38 No.14881303 Report

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>>14881228

Only one man does the narration around here mah nigga...

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:43:41 No.14881305 Report

Quoted By: >>14881377 >>14881386

>>14881166
Perfect, keep up the breeding and start handing some out to the grunts, and keep one for yourself as a reward. Keep up the good work.
>>14881228
Do you have a problem with that?

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:45:09 No.14881377 Report

Quoted By: >>14881453 >>14881513

>>14881305
"I have already handed them out to the grunts, I kept two or three to use later! M'am, my division would like to request some dragon type pokemon to breed. We have none as of now."

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:45:22 No.14881386 Report

Quoted By: >>14881513

>>14881305
NIGGA WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE SUPPLY NEW RECRUITS WITH SPINDAS. I SAY WE BREED SOMETHING COOLER. LIKE TYROGUES.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:46:27 No.14881453 Report

Quoted By: >>14881513

>>14881377
BREED SOME DRATINIS MY NIGGA. DON'T LISTEN TO WENDY, SHE DIDN'T TAKE HER MEDS THIS MORNING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:47:28 No.14881494 Report

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are we being raided by gaia

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:47:55 No.14881513 Report

Quoted By: >>14881573 >>14881676

>>14881377
I have requested a free agent to capture some dragon type for our behalf, I have yet to get confirmation as to how that mission is going. Could you head over to the dragon's den and get us some?
>>14881386
>>14881453
Because shut up, that's why.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:49:19 No.14881573 Report

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>>14881513
BITCH DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME. GET SOME DRATINIS AND BREED THAT SHIT, I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE MY NIGGA.

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:51:21 No.14881676 Report

Quoted By: >>14881746 >>14881780

>>14881513
"M'am, I only have one pokemon, I am a breeder, not a trainer."

She really didn't want to disappoint her boss, but she really only had one pokemon.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:52:58 No.14881746 Report

Quoted By: >>14881865

>>14881676
HERE, BORROW MY ARBOK AND GO GET A FUCKING DRATINI ALREADY.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:53:41 No.14881780 Report

Quoted By: >>14881840 >>14881865

>>14881676
Head down to the stockroom then, I'm sure we have some pokemon in storage for this exact reason.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:54:59 No.14881840 Report

Quoted By: >>14881935

>>14881780
WENDY, I ALREADY LENDED MY ARBOK TO HER, I GOT THIS.

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:55:31 No.14881865 Report

Quoted By: >>14881935 >>14881962 >>14882288

>>14881746
She winced a bit. With a tall, loud guy yelling at her she got a little freaked out.
>>14881780
She saluted and thanked Wendy and made her way to the stock room.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:56:45 No.14881935 Report

Quoted By: >>14882025 >>14882298

>>14881840
It's Lent, and you need to work on your people skills.
>>14881865
Good luck.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:57:08 No.14881962 Report

Quoted By: >>14882298

>>14881865
I'M YOUR SUPERIOR AND YOU WILL TREAT ME AS SO. YOU EITHER GET ME OR THE MOOD SWINGING BITCH. LOOK NIGGA TAKE THE FUCKING ARBOK AND GO GET IT. ITS NOT TOO HARD, I PROMISE.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:58:21 No.14882025 Report

Quoted By: >>14882155

>>14881935
SAYS THE BITCH WHO THREATENS TO HAVE SOMEONE KILLED EVERY OTHER DAY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 02:59:49 No.14882109 Report

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*Tips Fedora*

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

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Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:00:39 No.14882155 Report

Quoted By: >>14882257

>>14882025

You know, he's got a point. Always with the screaming. It's like you forget other people have offices on this floor...

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:02:25 No.14882257 Report

Quoted By: >>14882367

>>14882155
>HE
IT'S A WOMAN. MY OFFICE IS THE SLAMMIN JAMMIN COURT NIGGA. I DON'T KNOW OF ANYBODY WITH AN OFFICE NEARBY.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:02:58 No.14882288 Report

Quoted By: >>14882373

>>14881865
>At the stockroom, a young man with scraggly hair sat behind the desk as he randomly browsed the internet, his attention quickly shifted once he saw the breeder walk in.

Welcome to the stockroom, lass. What can I get you?

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:03:08 No.14882298 Report

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>>14881935
>>14881962
Running down the hall, she thought to herself that she much preferred Wendy. Her cold and calculating ways had made her a sort of role model for the breeder. Once she made it to the stockroom, she couldn't help but think that it was such a depressing place with pokeballs lined up on the walls. She took the one pokeball she had on her belt and released her partner, a female Meowstic. She never really let her walk about because people would ask where she was from. Being from Kalos one might assume...

Enough of that. She walked and picked up potential pokemon, with her Meowstic not far behind. She would have to see who she got along with, she needed good team synergy after all.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

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Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:04:31 No.14882367 Report

Quoted By: >>14882539 >>14882848

>>14882257
"Shiii playa. I ain't hatin'" She bumps her chest and throws a gang sign.

"But yeah, Wendy. Seriously look into some soundproofing. Shit's gettin' old."

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:04:34 No.14882373 Report

Quoted By: >>14882512

>>14882288
She froze and turned to the man. She had ignored and missed him completely when she took her time. Oh no... Her face turned red with embarrassment.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:07:14 No.14882512 Report

Quoted By: >>14882654

>>14882373
>His voice is suave with a Scottish accent
Ah don't worry about it lass. If I wasn't used to being looked over constantly, I wouldn't have become a rocket grunt.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:07:38 No.14882539 Report

Quoted By: >>14882806

>>14882367
>GANG SIGN
WE ABOUT PEACE HERE IN MY COURT MY NIGGA. YOU EVER MEET MARLEY?
tfw marley will never come back to autism general

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:09:38 No.14882654 Report

Quoted By: >>14883135

>>14882512
"I was just looking for the-"
She used her hand to gesture towards the pokeballs. God she was not good with humans...

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

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Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:12:39 No.14882806 Report

Quoted By: >>14883038 >>14883230

>>14882539
Xel blinked for a second. "You do realize this is an organized crime syndicate correct? You know what nevermind. I don't have time for this." She snatched the appropriate pile of paperwork off of Wendy's desk without consent.

"I'll have these back in triplicate before lunch. Just please keep the outbursts to a minimum." And with that she did her best "bitch strut" back down the hall.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:13:39 No.14882848 Report

Quoted By: >>14882969

>>14882367
I have a guy coming in tomorrow, this place will be so quiet, you'll be able to hear a pin drop.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:16:00 No.14882969 Report

Quoted By: >>14883230

>>14882848

"Oh nice, maybe you can pass off his number? I'm sandwiched next to Bakura's office too and..." she simply stopped and shuttered for a moment.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:17:06 No.14883038 Report

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>>14882806
SHAQ BLINKED FOR A SECOND "YOU DO REALIZE I WORK FOR A DIFFERENT SECTION OF SILLY POKE SHITS ANONYMOUS, CORRECT? YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS". HE SNATCHED AN APPROPRIATE BASKETBALL OFF OF A NEARBY CART WITHOUT HIS OWN CONSENT.

"I'LL BE BACK AFTER I SLAM FOR A WHILE. JUST TRY NOT TO ACT LIKE A BITCH" AND WITH THAT HE DRIBBLED HIS BASKETBALL BACK TO THE COURT.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:18:48 No.14883135 Report

Quoted By: >>14883180 >>14883496

>>14882654
>He looked over towards the pokeballs.

Ah, you're here to pick some pokemon up for a mission. Well you don't have to be so shy about ,doll, I don't bite.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:19:37 No.14883180 Report

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>>14883135
GIVE HER THE D.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:20:30 No.14883230 Report

Quoted By: >>14883305

>>14882806
>>14882969
Ugh, I don't even want to know what that creepy pretty boy does in there.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

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Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:21:50 No.14883305 Report

Quoted By: >>14883346

>>14883230

"I looked once. You really, REALLY don't."

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:22:37 No.14883346 Report

Quoted By: >>14883635

>>14883305
SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT HIM DOING IT.

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:25:05 No.14883496 Report

Quoted By: >>14883748

>>14883135
"Thanks, sorry, being down in the daycare has left me with a lack of social skills."

Meowstic tapped her leg and meowed, pointing at a pokeball on a low shelf. She then attached herself to her trainers leg and held on tight.

"Do you suggest anything to go with this?" she asked while she picked up her leg with the meowing pokemon.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:27:36 No.14883635 Report

Quoted By: >>14883729

>>14883346

It was awful...

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:29:20 No.14883729 Report

Quoted By: >>14883833 >>14883836 >>14884778

>>14883635
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE TIME WHEN I CAUGHT HIM BEATING IT TO AN UPSKIRT SHOT OF WENDY.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:29:41 No.14883748 Report

Quoted By: >>14884013

>>14883496
Well psychic types are pretty good to have around, but you're pretty SoL if you run into a bug or dark types.
>He pet the psychic cat on the head as he said this.
I'd consider looking into some rock/ground types with fighting moves, like Graveler or Rhyorn.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:31:15 No.14883833 Report

Quoted By: >>14883923

>>14883729
I have my doubts you actually saw that, mainly considering the fact that everyone and their mother knows he's gay

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:31:17 No.14883836 Report

Quoted By: >>14883923

>>14883729

Oh... yes... well...

Um... I saw him doing that too... just... um...

Ohlookatthetimegottagobye!

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:32:56 No.14883923 Report

Quoted By: >>14884297

>>14883833
I DIDN'T MENTION THE DICK UNDER THE SKIRT, DID I?
>>14883836
YEAH OK. DON'T ACT LIKE IT WAS AWKWARD FOR ME EITHER. YOU EVER HAVE TO GIVE THE WHOLE "BIRDS AND THE BEES" TALK TO SOME CREEPY EGYPTIAN KID?

Rocket Head Breeder

Rocket Head Breeder Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:34:48 No.14884013 Report

Quoted By: >>14884136

>>14883748
She nodded and began walking through the shelves, reading the labels with the pokemon info.

"These all seem pretty low leveled..."

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:37:09 No.14884136 Report

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>>14884013
And that surprises you? Most of these pokemon are just captured and shoved in here until someone needs them, the ones that are strong are never returned. I'd recommend taking more than one of them as well as some healing items.

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:39:57 No.14884270 Report

Quoted By: >>14884466 >>14884656

A loud explosion is heard somewhere above the engineering bay,it seems some sort of ...helicopter had exploded and the head engineer was driving it,he plummeted to the ground as he burned,landing somewhere.

"....Alright boys that was a flop,get another ready,we'll get this right eventually"

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:40:38 No.14884297 Report

Quoted By: >>14884360

>>14883923
.......I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:42:02 No.14884360 Report

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>>14884297
I HOPE THAT WAS SHOPPED, WENDY

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24 Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:44:39 No.14884466 Report

Quoted By: >>14884597 >>14884875

>>14884270
21: How do these guys keep getting funding?

24:I know, I've been wearing the same uniform since I've got here and these guys have millions of dollars worth of funding.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:47:15 No.14884597 Report

Quoted By: >>14884685

>>14884466
DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH OF A SALARY YOU GET FOR SLAMMING WITH ALIENS? I PRACTICALLY PAY FOR HALF OF OUR SHIT.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:48:33 No.14884656 Report

Quoted By: >>14884712 >>14884998

>>14884270

She could take it no more. It was bad enough she was corraled into this stupid desk job, but the noise was simply unending. Xel rushed to the rooftop, fists clenched and eyes full of fury.

"Someone is going to have to explain just what the hell that was before I start judo-chopping the lot of you!"

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24 Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:49:05 No.14884685 Report

Quoted By: >>14884753

>>14884597
21:......Who are you?

24:I think he's one of the bums we have stored in the science labs for research.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:49:40 No.14884712 Report

Quoted By:

>>14884656

Or engineering bay if I learned how to read.

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:50:27 No.14884753 Report

Quoted By: >>14884830

>>14884685
I DON'T KNOW NIGGA, WHO ARE YOU? NUMBER 21? WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO HERE?

Gabriel - 2766-9115-6833

Gabriel - 2766-9115-6833 Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:51:13 No.14884778 Report

Quoted By:

>>14883729
WHAT THE FUCK, SHAQ IN VP??????

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24 Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:52:26 No.14884830 Report

Quoted By:

>>14884753
21: I'm just a grunt, I steal pokemon.

24: If that.

21:Shut up, I've stolen more pokemon than you!

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:53:30 No.14884875 Report

Quoted By: >>14884991

>>14884466
the head engineer walks past them,his uniform and cap singed,he got a can of juice from the machine and headed back,another explosion could be heard from the engineering bay
"Well...the Anime waifu chopper exploded....time to ask for more money"
he went inside the main building and came out holding a check with a large sum of money written on it
.....let's hope they don't use up all the funs on their asinine builds

TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg

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TEAM ROCKET REP SHAQ !6xo1Nu98Lg Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:55:53 No.14884991 Report

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>>14884875
I SWEAR I WRITE MORE CHECKS IN A DAY THAN I HOST SLAM JAMS.

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 03:55:58 No.14884998 Report

Quoted By: >>14885247

>>14884656
The burnt head of some anime figurine landed near her feet as it hissed from the heat,smoke still coming off of it,did she really want to know by now?

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:00:56 No.14885247 Report

Quoted By: >>14885288 >>14885468

>>14884998

Her fists were still clenched in rage. She trembled and started muttering incoherently in some yet unheard bitch language, her usually cool demeanor completely dropped away. "...and that was only the LAST time I was down here! Not to mention..."

Pete largely interpreted the words mearly as a stream of "blah-blah-blahs" but it was obvious the woman was angry. Arceus knew why...

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24

Rocket Grunts 21 and 24 Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:01:46 No.14885288 Report

Quoted By:

>>14885247
21: Do you hear that?

24:I feel that

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:04:54 No.14885468 Report

Quoted By: >>14885718

>>14885247
"Work on your attitude missy,do you think I got to be head engineer by being a sourpuss? no I got this position through a lot of pain...and mostly because no one else wanted it...eitherway,I expect you to stay composed,you're a Rocket,act like one"
he then walks off

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

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Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:10:11 No.14885718 Report

Quoted By: >>14886053 >>14886061

>>14885468

Xel simply stood there shocked for a moment. She looked to the wreckage of the crashed helicopter, then to the anime figurine, then to the trebuchet that apparently launched live cows into a giant meat grinder for a more 'humane hamburger', then to the giant death robot actually shaped like Death from Soul Eater that was never finished because "reasons."

The flying kick was expertly delivered. No man nor beast could have ever matched the unmitigated fury in those feet. No man could truly harness the power of a woman scorned...

>Hi Jump Kick

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:17:07 No.14886053 Report

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>>14885718
Pete is caught off-guard by the kick and is sent flying in a spiral motion,crashing into a concrete wall,half of his body went through.he didn't say a word and just twitched.
suddenly his dusclops emerged and looked at him,instead of pulling him out he used Will-o-wisp on him and set him on fire,chuckling as his master flailed.
"Dusclops Why?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:17:20 No.14886061 Report

Quoted By: >>14886268 >>14886359

>>14885718
>giant meat grinder for a more 'humane hamburger'

Going to need some context for that, because that sounds hilarious

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:22:03 No.14886268 Report

Quoted By: >>14886502

>>14886053

She walked up to the man's broken form, taking his wallet out of his back pocket, taking all of the money from it, then lighting a cigarette from his smoldering labcoat.

"Noted. I shall endeavor to be more 'Rocket-like' in the future." With that she walked off, counting her newly aquired funds.

>>14886061
No context sadly. I just took a guess. Just seems like the kind of thing Pete would do.

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:23:50 No.14886359 Report

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>>14886061
It let's them have a moment of fun before they die,also come on Trebuchets are awesome

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:26:58 No.14886502 Report

Quoted By: >>14886718

>>14886268
It should be noted he didn't have much money on his person,but the Dusclops did give Xelesta the key to the prototype room,just to spite Pete.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:32:05 No.14886718 Report

Quoted By: >>14887001

>>14886502

"Oh?" She took the key with a slightly wicked grin. "Well now, aren't you just the little helper?" She gave the ghost a pat on the head. "Now, shall we see what other baffoonery he plans on keeping half the base up all night with?"

She had intended on taking her lunch break, but Pete didn't have much on him. You had to give the man one thing, for all the money he pulled for his asinine research, he didn't seem to be embezzling a dime. Instead she walked off to the prototype area. She hadn't quite worked out all of her aggression yet...

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:38:21 No.14887001 Report

Quoted By: >>14887207

>>14886718
nobody noticed her walk past them because everyone was to busy working on stuff.
The Door to Prototype room was a simple windowless door with the words "prototypes" spray painted on it...huh.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:41:48 No.14887155 Report

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Did that breeder girl leave?

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:43:01 No.14887207 Report

Quoted By: >>14887586

>>14887001

She slid the key into the lock and turned the knob open, the tumblers giving a resounding *click!* She was almost afraid to meet the monstrocities that likely awaited her.

But hey, she used to be a scout. Secrets were what she did right?

Actually, just what *did* she do around here?

She shook it off. None of that was really important. She slowly cracked the door open, peering within carefully.

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo

Head Engineer Pete !kDi9Bepzoo Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:51:52 No.14887586 Report

Quoted By: >>14887890

>>14887207
There were shelves and shelves of trinkets and gadgets,some of them unlabeled.
there were a few oddities as well,like some sort of robot that looked like a character from a Toku series,it was labeled "Magneman Android mark 1 :awaiting to be mass produced",and in the corner some sort of small Raygun labeled "Do Touch,Quantum Randomizer"
and normal stuff like grappling hook pens,and flame thrower watches,and a plethora of Pokemon catching devices like net launchers and pokeball guns.
but possibly the most disturbing thing was a half built robot in the corner that looked like some anime girl...welp.

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj

Chaser Xelesta !!Lmq3Wy4mtbj Sun 20 Oct 2013 04:59:29 No.14887890 Report

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>>14887586

She let out an audible sign of defeat. "Why this is all a bunch of useless junk. I won't feel very fulfilled smashing any of this that's for damn sure." She kicked a small piece of scrap metal and flopped down in a rather comfy looking chair. "Figures. Well at least I've got a copy of the key if I ever need a..." she picked up a strange looking device. "Sub...atomic...coffee stain... remover..."

She tossed it aside lazily in one of the many chaotically assorted bins.

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 05:39:37 No.14889573 Report

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Got quiet really quickly

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Rocket Executive Bakura !ZORK.q75Lk Sun 20 Oct 2013 05:50:48 No.14890038 Report

Quoted By: >>14890216

>>14889573
Yes, it has. Now, what were you saying about me earlier?

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 05:54:08 No.14890186 Report

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I kinda miss Gen1 Rockets. Then again I miss a lot of Gen1.

At age 8 Team Rocket felt like an actually threatening entity. At least until the show hit.

That sort of dispelled all sense of threat. Replaced it with good humor though. I'm okay with that.

And I'm okay with X/Y. I don't feel like a listless college graduate. For now.

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 20 Oct 2013 05:54:34 No.14890216 Report

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>>14890038
To be fair, Shaq's accusations were a lot more harsher. Besides, everyone knows about what happened in the tower.

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