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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:00:02 No.14899648 View View Reply Original Report

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>wakes you up earlier because it keeps jiggling its keys at you so that you can give it attention
>keeps giving you wrong keys for your apartment because it wants to play at you
>starts your car on its own because it wants to go out with you

Damn it Klefki!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:02:36 No.14899725 Report

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ITS JUST MUH MOMS KEYCHAIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:04:33 No.14899778 Report

Quoted By: >>14900031 >>14900058

>when it faints its arms open and it drops all of its keys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:04:35 No.14899779 Report

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>keeps wrapping its feelers around you
>it likes to tug your arm whenever you're outside
>it watches you in your daily activities
>inside shower, suddenly something is brushing your back, and it's this critter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:12:53 No.14899986 Report

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>dodges out the way when you try to hold it's hilt
>can't help but duel with other honedge when it sees one
>goes apeshit around any fragile decorations, especially pots
>can almost hear "HAAH", "HYAAH" or "HUEAAH" when it smashes vases

Parker 3566-2100-0418 (Tangela, Petilil and Servine)

Parker 3566-2100-0418 (Tangela, Petilil and Servine) Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:13:57 No.14900007 Report

Quoted By: >>14900027 >>14900078 >>14900114 >>14900165 >>14900175

>Be me
>Walking out of the super market to my car
>Can't find my keys
>Suddenly feel something cold appear in my pocket
>A strong, unmistakable smell of keys fills the air
>I hesitantly put my hand into my pocket
>I touch something metallic
>It's Klefki
>It jumps out of my pocket
>It says "Unlock your pants"
>I obey
>Klefki then proceeds to give me the keyjob of my life
>It feels so fucking amazing that I fall unconcious
>I wake up 6 hours later
>I feel exhausted
>I check my pocket
>My car key is inside

Klefki is love
Klefki is life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:14:53 No.14900027 Report

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>>14900007
>It says "Unlock your pants"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:15:08 No.14900031 Report

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>>14899778

I always feel bad beating Klefkis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:16:07 No.14900058 Report

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>>14899778
>arms open
First time I killed one I thought it's fucking loop-body had snapped under the might of my mega-abomasnow's rock tomb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:17:05 No.14900078 Report

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>>14900007

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:18:57 No.14900114 Report

Quoted By: >>14900143

>>14900007
Do you actually have Sevine in your Safari?

Parker 3566-2100-0418 (Tangela, Petilil and Servine)

Parker 3566-2100-0418 (Tangela, Petilil and Servine) Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:20:18 No.14900143 Report

Quoted By: >>14900154 >>14900187

>>14900114
So I'm told.

Smile 2938-5881-9858 - Poison - Gloom Venomoth Whirlipede

Smile 2938-5881-9858 - Poison - Gloom Venomoth Whirlipede Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:20:47 No.14900154 Report

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>>14900143
add me and ill tell you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:21:06 No.14900165 Report

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>>14900007
>Unlock your pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:21:39 No.14900175 Report

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>>14900007
You're wearing a chastise?

Malachi 4296-3478-5583(Ground) Palpitoad, Wooper, Camerupt

Malachi 4296-3478-5583(Ground) Palpitoad, Wooper, Camerupt Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:22:23 No.14900187 Report

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>>14900143
Add me, so I can see if this is true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:33:16 No.14900458 Report

Quoted By: >>14900488

>Liking inferior intimate object pokemon

Come on. Have you seen this fucker in Aimee? He waves at you. Just like, 'Hey guy! We fucked up that Sneasel good huh? Whats wrong, having a rough day? Cheer up- look, my hood looks like a little hat. I'm glad you don't make me use Curse anymore. I love you too, bro."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:34:08 No.14900488 Report

Quoted By: >>14900666 >>14903019

>>14900458
>intimate object Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:41:18 No.14900666 Report

Quoted By: >>14900722 >>14900735

>>14900488
Chandelure line, Honedge line, you shut your mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:43:48 No.14900722 Report

Quoted By: >>14900743

>>14900666

>intimate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:44:17 No.14900735 Report

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>>14900666
You're missing the point.

>Intimate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 11:44:39 No.14900743 Report

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>>14900722
Alright, I went full retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 13:14:10 No.14903019 Report

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>>14900488
>implying they're not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2013 14:34:15 No.14905515 Report

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Sylveon would be a bad pet. It'd always get jealous.

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