Part 1: http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/14490783
Part 2: http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/14550632 + http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/14609303
Part 3: http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/14837621
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEbQ89tsJio
>SCENE I. KALOS - ROUTE 4 - A public place.
[Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, two Flabebes of the house of Captulip, armed with swords and bucklers]

Sampson spins around in his red flower, "Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals!"

Gregory nods, he too is also on a red flower, "No of course not, for then we should be colliers!"

"I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw." says Sampson, who kills time by spreading magical fairy dust amongst the flowers around them.

"Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar!"
"I strike quickly, being moved."
"But thou art not quickly moved to strike!"

Sampson flicks a handful of fairy dust into the eyes of Gregory, "A dog of the house of Montahue moves me!"

Gregory wipes his eyes and groans a bit from the pain, "To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand, therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away!"

Sampson rages a fist into the air, shaking it violently as if to damn the Montahues and their entire existence, "A dog of that house shall move me to stand, I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's!!!"

Gregory taps on the shoulder of his cohort, "Speak for yourself then. Draw thy tool! here comes two of the house of the Montahues!"

"Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it!"