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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:18:36 No.14940819 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14941217 >>14942319 >>14949600

What would a /vp/ Villanous Team be like?

What would our name be? Would we use a particular elemental subset of Pokemon? What would our goals be? How crazy/cool would our dress code be?

Let's think one up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:19:54 No.14940893 Report

Quoted By: >>14942187 >>14942475

We all wear trench coats and wide brim fedoras lined with features.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:21:21 No.14940973 Report

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Team Wailord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:22:10 No.14941014 Report

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/tr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:23:33 No.14941105 Report

Quoted By: >>14941938

Team Autism.
We use Herdier/Stoutland and other dog-like Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:24:41 No.14941164 Report

Quoted By: >>14941378

Team Victory.

We are all rushing straight to the Elite Four with a legion of various Monotype setups, and we want to become the champions. We camped out all over Victory Road and made it our HQ, so our leader could keep attacking the Champion unopposed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:25:22 No.14941217 Report

Quoted By: >>14941290

>>14940819
I would fuck Team Plasma girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:26:46 No.14941290 Report

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>>14941217
I would fuck them all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:27:49 No.14941344 Report

Quoted By: >>14942227 >>14942475

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:28:36 No.14941378 Report

Quoted By: >>14941505

>>14941164
best idea so far, but the name sucks.
and we could never pick a leader.

I nominate ExtremeSpeed Slowpoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:30:52 No.14941505 Report

Quoted By: >>14941781 >>14942187

>>14941378
I was gonna say Team Sunlight and Team Moonlight for two different versions, but that sounded cliche, and kinda implies we're gonna only be using certain types per game, which limits us.

We'd have a leader though, although it wouldn't be someone we chose, so much as someone who had the most OP Monotype setup and beat everybody else and just declared him/herself leader.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:35:44 No.14941781 Report

Quoted By: >>14941900

>>14941505
Team Purity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:37:35 No.14941900 Report

Quoted By: >>14942153

>>14941781
Team Purity sounds like we're trying to rescue/save something. We're just trying to dart our asses up to E4 and dominate it, struggles and hardships be damned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:38:19 No.14941938 Report

Quoted By: >>14942187

>>14941105
>Herdier/Stoutland and other dog-like Pokemon

Not Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Braixen. Team Boss is Shauna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:41:49 No.14942153 Report

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>>14941900
Team Purity could be interpreted as trying to rescue/save something, yes. Or a darker interpretation could be "purifying" or "cleansing" the world of undesirable people/Pokemon.

Judging on how the villainous teams in Pokemon are heading nowadays, this doesn't seem too far out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:42:31 No.14942187 Report

Quoted By: >>14942442 >>14942475

>>14941938
*le fedora tip*

>>14941505
*le fedora tip*

>>14940893
Can we call it Team Fedora and tip our fedoras after losing, while claiming euphoria upon victory?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:43:09 No.14942227 Report

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>>14941344
People think this is funny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:44:31 No.14942298 Report

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it would clearly be Team Vapor
we would use various ubers with the occasional inexplicable waifumon in lopunny or gardevoir
dresscode would probably be sweatpants or cargo shorts fedoras and bowling shirts with flames on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:44:50 No.14942319 Report

Quoted By: >>14942475

>>14940819
Team Fedora, out goal is to purge the world of Theists and kill Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:44:59 No.14942329 Report

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Team Fortune

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:46:51 No.14942442 Report

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>>14942187
>/vp/
> r/pokemon

My redditor friends:
"So do you guys EV train?"
"Yeah man, Umbreon is so cool."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:47:22 No.14942475 Report

Quoted By: >>14942528 >>14942534 >>14943373

>>14942319
>>14942187
>>14941344
>>14940893
Why is /vp/ always using memes that are starting to die out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:48:22 No.14942528 Report

Quoted By: >>14942745

>>14942475
It's over 9000.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:48:25 No.14942534 Report

Quoted By: >>14942745

>>14942475
Because /vp/ is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:51:58 No.14942745 Report

Quoted By: >>14942895 >>14943334

>>14942534
>>14942528
>implying it's not because fags from all other boards swarm this place because of the new Pokemon game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 02:54:39 No.14942895 Report

Quoted By: >>14943224

>>14942745
Most of the other boards already stopped using this shit long ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:00:08 No.14943224 Report

Quoted By: >>14943334

>>14942895
Well then it's because 95% of /vp/ are /v/ crossboarders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:01:52 No.14943334 Report

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>>14943224
>>14942745
The leaks and new games attracted a lot of people from reddit too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:02:31 No.14943373 Report

Quoted By: >>14943515

>>14942475
>starting to
There ya go.
Memes are still alive when they start "dying out". Heck this one isn't even that old over all.
Soon people will be literally saying "That was so fifteen minutes ago"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:04:56 No.14943515 Report

Quoted By: >>14943901

>>14943373
"only oldfags will get this" is actually a meme now. The point still stands though when other boards stop using this meme and /vp/ goes full force.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:10:57 No.14943901 Report

Quoted By: >>14944062

>>14943515
But they haven't stopped using these memes, the damage has been done and will be used forever. Just because you don't get out of /vp/, it doesn't mean that the other boards have stopped memetizing the fedoras and their tipping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:11:27 No.14943934 Report

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Team Faggots

Male Gardevoirs. Female Machokes. That kind of pokemons with the wrong gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:13:31 No.14944062 Report

Quoted By: >>14944208

>>14943901
I see you like your shitty fedora meme way too much. Maybe you should stop visiting /v/ and /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:15:56 No.14944208 Report

Quoted By: >>14944370

>>14944062
I browse /a/, /m/ and /vp/. /m/ and /vp/ mainly. Nice assumption though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:18:44 No.14944370 Report

Quoted By: >>14944471 >>14944478

>>14944208
>/a/
>one of the three worst boards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:20:30 No.14944471 Report

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>>14944370
And what are you doing in /vp/ again? Flee, so you can be safe from the fedora faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:20:36 No.14944478 Report

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>>14944370
>/vp/ talking shit about /a/
lel
You're right though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:24:00 No.14944674 Report

Quoted By: >>14945904

/vp/'s villainous team would be a group dedicated to getting the public to accept interspecies love between man and Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:43:45 No.14945904 Report

Quoted By: >>14946225 >>14946577

>>14944674
Team Waifu. The Team Boss is 800 pounds and has a life-size pillow of Gardevoir in one hand, and Lopunny in the other hand at all times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:49:34 No.14946225 Report

Quoted By: >>14946628

>>14945904
He's also the champion, like how Giovanni was gym leader.

His team is Gardevoir, Vaporeon, Lopunny, Braixen, Goodra, Mawile (with Mega Stone) all female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:55:05 No.14946577 Report

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>>14945904
Naw man, chained up Gardevoir and Lopunny sex slaves, their leashes clenched in his cheeto-crusted fist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 03:56:15 No.14946628 Report

Quoted By: >>14947518

>>14946225
Gardevoir should be male, he has to have a futa in there somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:12:36 No.14947518 Report

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>>14946628
Male lopunny, since it's decidedly just as female, but based off a playboy bunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:21:50 No.14947935 Report

Quoted By: >>14948213 >>14948392 >>14948687

There would obviously be two teams, one for each version. Team Competitive and Team Fun.

One would exclusively use OU Pokemon with max IVs, perfect EV spreads, and all know Stealth Rocks and a weather move. They would be programmed to give insults to your team based on what Pokemon you use. The grunts would be piss easy because they would waste a few turns at the start of every battle setting up rocks and buffs, forgetting that they only have one underlevelled Pokemon. The bosses would be insanely difficult though. All would cause your game to crash if you tried to use an unapproved Pokemon.

The other would have a much wider selection of Pokemon, but most would be pretty pathetic. There would be monotype admins complaining about how their favorite type sucks and grunts who break down into tears when you KO their Gardevoir. They would also have the occasional grunt who uses a legendary while constantly talking about how its just because it's his favorite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:27:10 No.14948213 Report

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>>14947935
>There would be monotype admins complaining about how their favorite type sucks and grunts who break down into tears when you KO their Gardevoir. They would also have the occasional grunt who uses a legendary while constantly talking about how its just because it's his favorite.

10/10 GOTY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:30:20 No.14948392 Report

Quoted By: >>14949239

>>14947935
Team Fun's evil plan should be based on equalizing the stats of all Pokemon and removing Ice type's weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:36:01 No.14948687 Report

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>>14947935
Forgot to add that Team Fun would also have members who switch out every time their Pokemon's health gets low and lament about how they 'died' every time you beat one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:48:10 No.14949239 Report

Quoted By: >>14949414

>>14948392
And Team Competitive's ones?

Ricotta Elmar [3582-9442-4119][Poison - Kakuna Muk Venomoth] !/J1QYpS5Eo

Ricotta Elmar [3582-9442-4119][Poison - Kakuna Muk Venomoth] !/J1QYpS5Eo Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:51:31 No.14949414 Report

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>>14949239
Banning any pokemon too strong or broken.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 04:55:20 No.14949600 Report

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>>14940819
Team Pokephilia.

Our goal is to legalize having sexual relations with a Pokemon.

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 06:14:04 No.14952878 Report

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Vaps. We would all wear banana ha-mics of our lead pokemon.

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