I saw this thread on
Serebii.net and I found it interesting:
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"Would you be a pokemon trainer?
Let's do a hypothetical, you're an inhabitant of the Pokémon world. You've not suddenly been transported there, you've always lived there. Born and raised.
Considering how that might affect your attitude towards Pokémon...
If you lived in the Pokémon world would you actually become a trainer?
Something I often found interesting with the anime, one of the few things, was when it showed people who lived and worked with Pokémon but weren't trainers.
We all play the games and are happy to set off, travelling the world and taking the Gym challenge. But is that what you'd want to do?"
Anonymous
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Running a daycare and being a breeder would be fun.
Anonymous
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>>14949397 I'd go around and catch as many pokemon as I could and have a pokemon ranch type-thing. Just like a huge area full of pokemon as my back yard. I'd also accept challenges to battle travelling trainers.
Anonymous
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I'd probably train a small team, but I don't know if I'd go on a Pokemon adventure, and actually go for the league. It does sound pretty fun, actually...
Anonymous
I'd probably be really into Pokemon mythology and battle occasionally with non-legendary but mythological Pokemon, like Unown and Arcanine.
Anonymous
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Being a Pokemon trainer is like being a well-paid homeless person. By the end of your travels you can amass millions in earnings from lesser trainers.
Anonymous
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Nope. I'd just sit in my unrealistically tidy room with a Meowth or some shit, perpetually stewing in self-loathing.
Anonymous
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The main character always has a Nintendo console in his room. I probably wouldn't give a shit about Pokemon and just stay indoors playing Nintendo all day.
Anonymous
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Realistically, I'd train hard to apprentice under a gym trainer if there were gym trainers in this Pokemon world, unlike the anime. I'd get to battle and train without all the sore feet.
Anonymous
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I'd probably attempt to form a little group of dark-type trainers to take over a psychic-type gym (preferably in Mossdeep), shut off most of the lights, and wait for challengers while browsing the pokemon-world equivalent of /vp/.
Anonymous
I'd probably do stupid shit and get myself killed trying to train all the wrong Pokemon. In the game it's fine, but IRL having a full team of ghost types would probably not do wonders for my health.
Anonymous
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I'd probably train a small team of pokes for self defense and emergency aid/transportation. But in reality, I'd probably still be a loser.
Anonymous
What would /vp/ look like if the pokemon world was our world?
Anonymous
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I'd be able to explore the world flying on my Pokemon without needing loads of money, so I'd do that.
Anonymous
>>14951647 Oh god, could you imagine trying to train Gengar? It's made of poisonous gas, and it's known for being a major asshole.
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Liam 2921-9137-3086 (Ivysaur-Sunkern-Maractus) Mon 21 Oct 2013 05:50:51 No. 14951928 Report >>14951816 we'd be a board about Digimon
this isn't hard.
Anonymous
>>14951816 it would look like /b/
>>14951906 Just use a Luxury Ball and pray, I guess.
Anonymous
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I'd probably try to get a big fluffy normal type and just go on mini-adventures to nearby towns and hope to not run into any trainers on the gym leader challenge.
Anonymous
I'd probably run a organized mob and try a more direct path for power than the fucking villains from the games.
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If I had the skills of the main character I probably would. If I didn't I would probably not even get a starter. I would most likely try it and see how far can I get and leave it that and get a normal life
Anonymous
>>14952206 "Rule 1: Try to catch something different from your teammate. Preferably three different types"
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>>14952362 "Rule 2: You're a bad guy, use a gun. In fact, kill the trainer with your pokemon."
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>>14952037 >>14951928 No.
It would look like /an/. /vp/ and /an/ would just switch places.
Anyway; Yes. I would most definitely be a trainer. Most likely what this guy said
>>14951335 or ancient Pokémon, like Relicanth and Mamoswine.
>tfw flying around on a Yanmega all day Anonymous
>>14951816 Well I mean we could presume that it would be a lot like animals as we wouldn't be really interested in them that much. They'd just be there and they would be less glorified.
Anonymous
>>14952634 hell yeah Pokemon mythology is so cool. I'm trying to get an themed team for X and Y but I don't have a ton of ideas for the lineup. Absol is a must, though, especially with the amazing mega it has.
Anonymous
Probably be a traveler, only thing though, I would be a bad ass and fuck all my femal companions. I get so mad when Ash doesn't pull through and refuses to make a move.
Anonymous
Awesome, I got turned into Nurse Joy
Anonymous
>>14952864 teenager detected
as for the topic; I'm too mentally unstable and hate to disappoint anyone, so you might find me in a mental institution foreverially bound up over suicidal nuances
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>>14952932 It's an hereditary title, bro. You can't just become a Joy.
Shoot lower. Be a gate keeper. Get free fresh water and shit.
Anonymous
>>14952757 You would be the equivalent of our world's yeti and big foot hunters.
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>>14952999 >foreverially huehuehue
Anonymous
>>14953049 >implying I'm not a yeti and bigfoot hunter get on my level you pleb
Anonymous
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I'd be a pokemon breeder, and in my old age eventually start up my own Day Care Centre.
Anonymous
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>>14953029 So if I'm in school to become a DVM, and I lived in this world, what the fuck would I be?
A Professor? A breeder?
Anonymous
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>>14952999 >Not wanting to make love to all the sexy Poké babes Nigguh, must really be crazy.
Anonymous
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If start as a trainer specialising in pokemon breeding, then I would work my way up to being a pokemon professor studying genetics.
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>>14953131 I apologize. You may have my youngest daughter. I'll do anything to restore my honor
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Seeing how their world is a strange mixture of first and third world communities, I would probably find some pokemon to befriend and set about to help people, fight to protect them, and then end up becoming corrupt and hurting people and some young punk would take his pokemon and show up to take me down. Also, people always talk about how the villain just gives up after a pokemon battle. The villain stops what he is doing because the trainer has proven, without a doubt, should the villain try anything the trainer could bash his skull in, or have 6 other element-controlling-monsters do it.
Anonymous
I would invent guns and sell them to all the crime syndicates I expect to make mad bank once their effectiveness has been proven
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>>14953453 Thanks a lot, you just got the Safari Zone episode banned. Now Ash has a whole herd of Tauros and no one knows why.
Anonymous
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>>14953589 Me neither. I love Bulbapedo's articles that detail obscure shit like that.
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if i had a good life, no i would probably just have a few pet pokemon for protection and the fun times. if i grew up in a rough home like i did as a kid then ya. the thing that i love about pokemon is that anyone could catch/befriend and powerful creature that could protect you and take you away from all the shit
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I'd just do my normal job (research scientist) and just have a Pokemon or two as assistants. Probably a Reuniclus and an Ambipom.
Anonymous
>>14952635 That's an unrealistic take on the subject
In our world, it's extremely illegal to capture and battle animals, in the Pokeworld it's not only 100% legal, but is celebrated, and many professions are based around it.
Me? I'd likely attempt to become a gym leader and my (real)wife would run a Pokemon shelter
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>>14953691 >no mohawk on the bird keeper The fuck is this shit.
Anonymous
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I would probably be a Haunter. Seeing as I would kill myself since my irl job doesn't sound too exciting in the pokemon world
Anonymous
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I'd probably end up having a small journey around a region, Johto/Kanto or Kalos, then live a normal life with a family. Maybe I'd battle every once in a while but my pokemon would probably become more of pets than anything. Or I'd stand around until someone walked in front of me.
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I'd probably be a trainer out in the wild since I'm shit and incapable of getting a job in real life but i love to just 'GO' places as long as I can walk there.
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>>14949397 I'd chill with my mankey and snorlax.
Mankey for having fun and playing games with.
Snorlax for sleeping on.
we would generally just sleep, work, and play. but would always rise to a challenge if someone wanted to battle.
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>>14949397 I'd get a grade A team of the best and the most powerful [over time] all the while making a place for myself as the champion
I would also open a breeding center to keep getting the strongest breeds. Other time would be spent traveling to make maps of "unknown areas" and selling them to professors for big money while they send kids to explore them.