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>woman
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Let's get a general Pokemon casual story thread going.
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>>14997050 I am a girl and I would wreck you in battle.
Anonymous
>guy in multimedia design class calls abra a rare pokemon >says you can't catch it because teleport >I tell him about arena trap >"teleport is faster than arena trap"
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Just show her and prove her wrong. Damn son.
Anonymous
>>14998046 >>14996926 It's scary. these people are playing online with everyone else, right now. These people also most likely trade shitmons in wonder trade.
Rayge 5455-9943-5414
>>14998159 >Me and a buddy of mine at this dojang we go to had a disagreement on whether Electric types were weak to Fighting >Knew from experience that Elec is only weak to Ground >15 minutes later I put on my best shit-eating grin knowing how silly he must have felt >Other member at the dojang had bet for him not knowing what we were talking about I'm still waiting for that $5
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>>14997967 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
captcha: almost redditus
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>>14997967 >I am a girl and I would wreck you in battle. That's cute, darling.
Porom 4382-1985-1902 (Phantump, Lampent, ??)
Porom 4382-1985-1902 (Phantump, Lampent, ??) Tue 22 Oct 2013 04:29:25 No. 15001793 Report >>14996926 Perhaps wonderguard spiritomb got hit by a fire fang?
Mark 4210-4370-6960 (Pansear,Slugma,Braixen)
Mark 4210-4370-6960 (Pansear,Slugma,Braixen) Tue 22 Oct 2013 04:29:39 No. 15001809 Report Quoted By:
>>14996926 >I swear on all eight of my badges this happened to me today. Just ow the fuck? I was with you until you said that
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>>14996926 Maybe they meant fire fang? Can hit ghosts.
Bean 1950-8704-0764 (Fairy: Snubbull, Jigglypuff, Floette)
Bean 1950-8704-0764 (Fairy: Snubbull, Jigglypuff, Floette) Tue 22 Oct 2013 04:38:04 No. 15002174 Report >>14996926 >be at friends house with a bunch of the guys >discussing my previous luck with finding wild shinies >personified autism hanger-on mentions catching a shiny red rattata >argues his case heavily, getting upset when his lie isn't believed >never see him again >group begins using shiny red rattata as synonym for retarded Anonymous
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>>15001814 >>15001793 She said Fire was Super effective against ghosts
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I still think Zubat was weak to water in my Red version, I have no idea why.
Anonymous
>>14997050 Kill yourself you sexist heap of cancer.
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>>15002174 I like joke's between friends like that.
Anonymous
>>15003988 What's wrong with what he said?
Anonymous
>>15003988 mad grill detected
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>>15004232 Not actually a george foreman grill. Just thought that was rude.
Dave - 0619-3387-8336 (Fire: Charmeleon, Braixen, Growlithe)
Dave - 0619-3387-8336 (Fire: Charmeleon, Braixen, Growlithe) Tue 22 Oct 2013 05:29:39 No. 15004352 Report >at mates place with 4 dudes all of us playing pokemon. >there is a guy, purely casual, plays a game every so often, upgraded from heartgold to Y. >Talking about shinies, as I had caught 2 in the last 3 days. >Says he caught a shiny pikachu back in the day that was blue. >Call his bluff. >Won't let up, insists that he got one and that I'm wrong.
Anonymous
>>15004232 >>15004138 >>14997050 /R9K/ PLS go. you're polluting the board with your euphoric shitposting
Anonymous
>>15004368 You feminists are the cancer killing /vp/.
>>>/tumblr/ Anonymous
>>15004479 There are feminists in /vp/? I've never seen one until today.
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>>15004569 I refer to every grill as such.
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>>15004479 im male. you're the shitposters who're killing it
I hope to hell you're trolling Anonymous
inb4 this thread derails into feminists vs misogynists
Anonymous
>>15004610 >misogynists I prefer the term MGTOW thank you very much.
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>>15004352 He wanted to join in the conversation and 1-Up everyone else. He had no fucking idea what he was talking about, I promise.
We had a guy like that at the Pokemon League I'm in, only with cards -- no matter what we brought up, he'd just say "Yeah, I only remember from the Japanese versions I had!" and insisted he had "Japanese versions of Red and Blue," I quote those because in his mind "Green is that Leaf remake." Every other word out of his mouth was "Japanese."
They just want to feel special.
Anonymous
>>15004680 i am being retarded today. what's a mgtow?
Anonymous
>>15004750 Men
Going
Their
Own
Way
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>>14996926 whip out the fucking games and show her other wise or are you not a fan of pokemon and/or putting whores and white knights in there place
Anonymous
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You guys need to ask for proof, geez. Don't argue with people like this, they will stick to their words forever. You need to specifically ask them for an image of their blue Pikachu, or show them with your own game that Fire is 1x damage on Ghost.
Anonymous
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>>15001590 B-but the TCG taught me that Fist beats Lightning Bolt.
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>>15005144 >truly this man never mistypes a word ever. Anonymous
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>>14996926 why didnt you bet fucking one hundred euros you fucking faggot
>"OW DA FUQ M8 ME FOOKIN FOSTAHS" Anonymous
>People trying to hit Aegislash with Fighting-Type moves >all the time
Anonymous
>>15006387 >see its a blade >assume that its just a steel pokemon >ghost typing nullifies fighting so they are WTFing while attempting the move again thinking they missed. People are retarded when it comes to type recognition.
Anonymous
>>15006387 I know that feel
>Wifi Battle against some japanese dude yesterday >Sends out Zygarde >Send out my Carbink >Try to get in one Moonblast before I die >Zygarde used Dragon Pulse! >Uh ok >Begins DD'ing two turns after >Maybe he's learned >Dragon Pulse again I seriously can't even
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>>15006387 You wouldn't believe the number of times I've had people try to use Fighting attacks on Froslass.
Anonymous
>>15006387 Holy shit this.
>playing wi-fi battles >send out aegislash >enemy sends out blazikien >Mega Blazikien used Hi-Jump Kick! Anonymous
She probably meant critical hit ya dumbfuck. :o)
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>>15007078 toppest kek of the day
Anonymous
>Talking with more casual friends about Pokemon >Just discuss what Pokemon we like, our experiences with the games and what our teams are in X and Y instead of autistic metagame garbage. >Two or three girls haven't played since Red and Blue are a bit confused, so we briefly explain stuff like new types and the addition of abilities. Paraphrase it instead of going too much into detail and alienating everyone who doesn't dedicate their lives to following Smogon. >If kids say something dumb like catching a shiny in Red version we just let it slide instead of getting mad at them, since people make mistakes. >Have a great time.
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>>15007132 Oh. I am so glad you were there so you can insert my misinterpretation of her telling me that Fire is super effective against ghost. You're the type of guy that reads too far into the meaning of books and discusses what the author meant when they wrote, "the curtains were blue."
TL;DR: You're an assumptive cunt.
Anonymous
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>Have a group of friends >Discover two of them are really into Pokemon >We all get X/Y >One day we're sitting on skype and doing random battles with each other on showdown >Another guy is all: Wow you guys like Pokemon? I never thought anyone would be as nerdy as me when it comes to Pokemon, I know all there is to know. >We ask what is favourite game is >Well... I haven't really played since Saphire >Our collective faces when
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>>15004479 Jesus, why's Harry having a seizure.
Anonymous
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I used Flame Burst on a Honedge today and it was super effective.>Honedge is a ghost type
Anonymous
>>15008493 You people seriously lack reading comprehension. IT WAS A FUCKING HAUNTER! CHECK THAT YOU GRANDOISE NIGGER EATING SHRIMP CUNT!
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>>15008570 That shrimp part was unnecessarily mean
Anonymous
>>14996926 >>14996926 >Neckbeard agrees with her knowing she's wrong, just to earn brownie points with her and hope she wants to fuck Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14998046 b-but teleport works fine if you're trapped
Anonymous
>no anon Typhlosion is the best fire type ever >substitute is a terrible move why would you use that >I only want natures that don't change stats >No pokemon need to be well balanced >Pokemon build resistances to what they're weak to if they fight it a lot >No anon I'm the best there is at pokemon this guy is probably playing pokemon right now and he wonder trades shitmon
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>>15009405 >Typhlosion is the best fire type ever haha what a tool.
i like Typhlosion and its prevos, but i dont pretend that its anything super special.
Anonymous
>>15009405 Typhlosion was my bro in Silver but even I know that's preposterous.
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>>15006973 >DD into Dragon Pulse That's retarded regardless of typing.
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>tfw my brother and/or his friend calling Pokemon simple shit for kids and then calling its inner mechanics too complicated in the same breath.
Anonymous
Why is it always your word against there's but they never have enough patience to be proven wrong?
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>>15009953 >there's oh boy I'm going to sleep
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>>15009377 Where'd you get your information from, huh?
Anonymous
>>15009405 I wanna fight this kid.
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>>15009570 >couldn't even learn flamethrower til the 60s Fucking sucked man.
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>>15010148 I don't think he will ever finish the game it looks like he's going to sell it anytime now.
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>>14997050 I agree man. Every bitch I know that plays pokemon has a tumblr, watches anime, and loves obscure japanese games.
They think they are experts on everything to do with things they like and they have at least a handful of betafags that re-affirm all the bullshit that comes out of their mouths.
>My little sister is one of them.... Anonymous
Could be worse.>Older brother insists that there are only 150 pokemon, he remembers from his childhood >Show him the new ones >Claims they're the old ones >Yeah, charmander was a fire fox thing. I remember. >Starts chanting his football teams name >He and his buddies pick me up and throw me around
Anonymous
>>15010241 Also I forgot
>After chanting team name, break into talk about how the best pokemon was pikachu, because he couldn't evolve Anonymous
>>15004352 I don't understand. This kind of stuff was okay in middle school, but everyone should have a smartphone now, or some portable device with internet access. You have one, right Anon? Just pull that shit out mid argument, and say "Google/Siri, show me shiny Pikachu" or some shit. No need to "I'm right caus I know everything." This isn't ths age where your friend will find a billion Pikablu Angle fire sites to back his claim up.
Anonymous
>Cousin insists fairy is supposed to be reaching out to the gays >Tell him no one cares about him and his fellow butt pirates >He attempts to sissy slap me >I beat him to near death >Americans start clapping
Anonymous
>water pokemon are weak to ice >no they aren't >yes they are look at nature if water gets hit by ice it freezes too >thats not how pokemons works >yes anon believe me >show that faggot various online spreadsheets >show that faggot ingame >"lol they are all wrong"
Anonymous
>>14998159 I've been battling these shitters online using Pokemon I had never even heard of before and I'm wrecking their shit.
Everyone is running blaziken with speedboost as the main (usually only) sweeper/powerhouse.
Trick room, and stab water/flying/fairy and it dies and they disconnect.
Bannette with Destiny Bond is funny as fuck too.
Anonymous
>sister catches a shiny before I do >when she's asleep, 'borrow' her gameboy and trade it for a shitty weedle I got from someone in japan in a wondertrade >Tell her our younger brother must have picked up her game and accidentally wonder-traded her shiny >She notices we're listed as 'friends' when we hadn't actually put in each others friendcodes before she went to sleep >she wants me to prove I don't have her shiny >I grab my gameboy >Run out door >Never stop
Anonymous
>>15010389 >Mega Banette with Priority Trick Room vs Blaziken Anonymous
>>15010423 >gameboy >wonder trade Anonymous
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>>15010278 In most cases I've seen it's because of this
>>14996926 >She retorts, "well it's my experience versus your supposed knowledge. Somehow they won't believe the internet on pokemon related things even when you show them. Then they'll just say it definitely happened but it's changed now or that must be new
and finally they talk about why the gen they first played was the best gen and how this new one is bad Anonymous
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>>15010423 >borrow gameboy >not borrowing her virginity ya dun goofed
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>>15010441 plenty of people still call their new systems gameboys.
Anonymous
>Every new gen has exactly 150 pokemon anon >No I totally know this
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>mfw Gamestop only seems to hire dumbass cunts like that.
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ominous wind look like fire move (it's ghost)
Thomas
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>>15010358 I'M SORRY I WAS WRONG <3 CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO BEING FRIENDS AND LOVING EACH OTHER TENDERLY AGAIN!?
Anonymous
>>15010425 It has been proven wrong that Trick Room will be on priority if someone has Prankster as ability.
It just inceases the -8 priority to -7 priority. Sorry.
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Reminds me of this guy I work with. He does the exact same shit.
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>>15010358 what about freeze dry
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>>15007078 Those people have bird brains, it's why they use blaziken
Anonymous
>>15010556 That's true. In gen 5. Trick Room now has 0 priority.
Anonymous
>>15010499 did you show him the pokedex
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>>15007316 I caught a shiny Primape in silver when I was like 12. I though it was really special because I was unaware of shinys existing (other than Gyrados).
10 years..... not another sparkle on my screen.
>I've put 95hrs into Y I haven't played since I was a kid, I bought SS when It released and maybe put 10 hrs into it. I'm enjoying the hunt
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>>15010614 I tried. He refused to look.
Anonymous
>Friend has been playing Pokemon longer than I have, I started with Crystal, he started with Red. >He helped me get a Scizor, taught me of trade evolutions and it's my favourite pokemon ever now >He stopped playing after gen 4, barely played 5 at all. >Gets Y and I get X. >Texts me last night >"If I breed an Umbreon, will the egg be umbreon or do I have to evolve it from an eevee all over again?"
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>-10% to a stat hell no that's shit
Anonymous
>>15008570 >can't recognize a joke Anonymous
Where do you guys even meet people who play Pokemon?
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>>15010269 >>15010241 I lost my shit. Your brother sounds fucking awesome.
Anonymous
>they don't know the difference between ATK and S.ATK
Anonymous
>>15010798 Did you grow up with them?
Anonymous
>>15010808 >try explaining type advantage >try explaining priority >try explaining status >try explaining stab I don't even bother with base stats people believe their favorite pokemon or pikachu is the best.
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>>15010821 Not really, I met them when I was 15.
Anonymous
>me and my team >Tyranitar, Salamence, Gengar, Garchomp, Hydreigon, Charizard(I know theyre overused, but they are my favorite) >play against girl >she uses thunder on my garchomp >she suddenly screams hax when it doesnt hit >uwotm8? >your Garchomp should be dead, thunder is super effective >what? No.. >yes they are, dragons fly and flying is weak to lighting >I one hit her Ampharos >she calls me a hacker and turns off her DS >explain to her that Garchomp is ground and that dragon does not equal flying and tip my fedora >leaves >swallow my sorrow ik /d/
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>>15010651 Maybe he wasn't into breeding?
Anonymous
>>15010902 >tfw I still don't know what priority and STAB are I probably already know whats behind it, but don't know what the fuck those word mean.
Anonymous
>>15011039 Same Type Attack Bonus, aka fire moves do more damage when used by a fire Pokémon.
Priority just means a move goes first, like Quick Attack.
Anonymous
>try to explain to my friend that Ice isn't super effective against fire >He insists it is, because it's basically water
Anonymous
>>15011039 One is fast the other is strong.
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>>15010425 Naw, Trick room when they either use protect or try to hi jump kick a ghost, Destiny Bond when they 1hko me.
That or shadow claw while they keep spamming hjk. I swear to god these fucking kids are retarded and can't unto type match ups.
Mawile is my new favorite pkm (Haven't played since 2nd gen) that steel/fairy typing wrecks some shit and that mega is a beast.
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>>15011078 >>15011081 Well, then I knew whats behind it. Just didn't know the words for it.
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>>15010954 I swear people don't understand type match ups at all.
Which is pretty awesome, I thought online battling against JP would be impossible (like fighting games) turns out they are retarded and can't unto strategy.
Anonymous
Someone want to explain to a retard why Substitute is good? It seems to me like it would get immediately broken, since it's only 1/4 of your health.
Anonymous
>>15011286 You need to set it up on a safe time, like when you predict a switch or a set-up move. That way, no matter how much Swords Dance the enemy gets in, they won't oneshot you
unless they have Infiltrator Anonymous
>>15011286 >1/4 of your health. When used by a mon with high hp, its a fucking wall of fuck this shit
Anonymous
>playing with a buddy >he sends out Gliscor >I send out Dunsparce >he goes through the whole Protect and sets up a sub >I set up two coils >he uses Earthquake, it takes less than 50% of my health, even less after lefties >calls me out on bullshit as my Dunsparce goes for coil #3 >explain to him how Coil works, and how Dunsparce has some decent bulk >wordlessly uses EQ, I roost >he gets mad again and rants how I'm hacking a derpy mon to make him look bad >show him Dunsparce's learnset on my Vita (since I am an old fag who with flip-phone swag) >battle continues; he keeps Gliscor in and keeps EQing, I eventually have +6 Attack, Defense, and Accuracy now >Sliding Rocks. Sliding Rocks everywhere! >Sub breaks, Gliscor eventually goes down 7 turns later due to Sub+Protecting >looks at me with the fury of a thousand black suns
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>>15011317 >>15011319 I see. I'll definitely have to keep it in mind.
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>>15011286 >Blissey >Toxic >Protect >Substitute >Protect >Softboil Rinse and repeat
Anonymous
>girl is playing a stupid online MMO almost 24/7 >I play pokemon a lot >she can talk about her MMO as much as she wants without me complaining >i talk about pokemon >"lol, you're addicted" >"why?" >pokemon is for kids, you got addicted as a kid >"wtf? that doesn't make any sense!" >"shut up, it MUH AWPINIUN
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>>15011286 It protects you from status and damaging moves.
e.g.
>Your Latias uses Sub >Opponent can't toxic it and ruin your day >Calm Mind on the switch >Calm Mind again for good measure >They break the sub >You're at +2 Sp. Atk and +2 Sp. Def >Exodiaobliterate.jpg or
>Your Greninja subs >opponent can't 1HKO it >You can switch in an appropriate sponge Anonymous
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>>15011286 If the alternative is your whole HP, that's pretty good.
The idea is you use Substitute once you've forced the opponent to switch out. You use that turn to set up a Substitute.
Anonymous
>>15011323 >B-But showdown says anything without Ice moves can't beat Gliscor you should show him a showderp thread
Anonymous
>>15011355 You need new friends.
If you have to bve friends with girls, try to find ones that arent mmo tards
Anonymous
>Friends with this guy >He asks me 'since when has bug been a pokemon type?' >tell him since forever >He explains that the only types the original game had was the ones there were gyms for
Anonymous
>If you don't hate women with every fibre of your being you're a FEMINIST
Anonymous
>>15011394 except for that part she isn't too bad
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>>15011323 >buddy >calls you a liar and a cheater because he's shitty at the game you really need to find better buddies, bub.
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>playing Jap >sends out Lucario >I send out Mienshao >knowing its gonna mega evolve >sure enough, it does >mfw my Mienshao still went first >mfw my Mienshao OHKO MegaLuc with Drain Punch
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>>15011424 don't be friends with that guy
Anonymous
>>15011431 >24/7 what other part is there
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>>15011424 MY BROTHER SAID THE SAME THING
about types in general, not the bug specifically
Frog-Dad !!HfbH5ibch6E
>>15011424 What the fuck did he think Caterpie and Weedle were?
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>>15011451 the part where she isn't TALKING about it
Anonymous
>Hating people because they are not as knowledgable as you on a certain subject
Anonymous
>>15011427 If they werent there, those fucks would be all over our other boards in force.
>>15011431 Fair enough. tell her to stop being a cunt about your shit and shut up about her mmos
>>15011475 Tiny rock or plant pogeymans?
Anonymous
>>15011500 >actually defending the worst boards of 4chan Wow
Wooooooooooooooooooooow.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowurafgtm8 Anonymous
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>>15011486 It's more hating people who THINK they are knowledgable on a certain subject
Anonymous
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>>15011486 No it's because they won't listen to reason even if they are completely wrong.
Anonymous
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>>15011486 Look, he dosn't involve into our circlejerk, stone him to death !
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>>15007316 You can catch shinies in Red version. You just don't know there shiny until you trade them to GSC. There's a cheat you can use to make yourself make any wild Ditto into a shiny
Anonymous
>>15011522 >implying that i like those boards The boards are shit
Buuut they're a necessary evil, or did you want nothing but FAGS FAGS WIMMIN R TRASH FAGS DICKBUTT JEWS DID 911 all over the rest of the boards constantly?
Its like keeping tards in the basement. that room is terrible and disgusting, but it keeps them out of the main house.
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This is why I don't discuss my hobbies in public OP
Anonymous
>>15011629 Wait what.
I was saying that /pol/ and shit should stop ruining other boards by "lol im redpillin u :))"
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>>15011687 It's an unfortunate fact of life, much like everything that has to do with /sp/.
Anonymous
>>15011323 I have a sparce story for you
>be battling smogenfag chum >send out dunsparce, he sends out croagunk >he uses rain dance, I use coil >he tries using sucker punch, but I ended up coiling again >he goes for a drain punch, did slightly over half >hfw I used Drill Run, got a Serene crit, and OHKOed the only thing capable of taking sparce out Anonymous
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Guys, I have a question: How do I explain to people that six Quiver Dances on their Volcaronas doesn't mean shit to my Unaware Quagsire?
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>back when Diamond and Pearl were still the newest Pokémon games >get my two best bros at the time into playing Pokémon and eventually introduce them to competitive battling (I had been playing competitively since I was like 11 - 12) >we always hang outside one of my bros' place battling and trading Pokémon and shit >his neighbor is an obnoxious little shit who's a bit younger than we are >he starts bragging to us about how much he knows about Pokémon and how strong his Pokémon are >ask him if his Pokémon are EV trained >"yeah I've got all of Eevee's evolutions" >eventually I get tired of his bullshit and challenge him to a fight >he doesn't want to at first so I bet one of my chained shiny Ralts on it >no rules, I let him use whatever he wants >not surprisingly, he has shit like Kyogre, Mewtwo and Blaziken >anally devastate him with a random selection of my IV bred and EV trained Pokémon, of which I have several boxes' worth
Anonymous
>>15006387 >battling some guy on wifi >fagballs sent out Mewtwo Y >oh shit I'm not prepared for this >switch out Magneton for Scrafty >Scrafty bulks the Aura Sphere >use Crunch even though I'm certain I am royally fucked >Mewtwo used Psychic >KO him with Crunch Rituso <4141-2277-5343> (Dark) Pawinard, Sneasel, Liepard
Rituso <4141-2277-5343> (Dark) Pawinard, Sneasel, Liepard Tue 22 Oct 2013 09:50:17 No. 15011900 Report Quoted By:
>>15006387 ugh... feel like shit wanted to end a battle with aegislash with retaliate after one of my mons died, had nearly defeated all his pokemon except that one. In my moment of glory forget that its part ghost... mfw he sword dances and sweeps my entire team.
Anonymous
>friend is eevee fanboy, uses as many eeveelutions as possible every gen >insists glaceon is the best because it's the fastest
Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU
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All I'm getting from this is that you only have eight badges.And the fucking ribbons. Being a Pokémon Master means conquering the entire world.
Anonymous
>>15011875 Scrafty survives Mewtwo Y's Aura Sphere?
Da fuq? Nice!
Anonymous
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>>15011957 >Da fuq Jaques, shut it you enormous faggot.
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>>15011957 Yeah, but consider that my Scrafty is max special bulk and his Mewtwo probably wasn't EV trained
Anonymous
oh maaaaan, you had to remind me>be graduating, platinum times >lttle shit like 4 years below sees i play pokemon >"i'm the best trainer there is, i have deoxys too!" >yea sure, idc, i have one too >he shows me the deoxys anyways >itsmyfuckingdeoxys.jpg >show him how it's my deoxys, he claims even so he would still beat my ass with his pokemon >check his pokes, nothing threathening except a rayquaza with extremespeed (all 100 though) >i had been training a darkrai (timid, full iv's on speed, had just gotten dark void (so 79 or so in level >accept the challenge, i tell him i can whup his entire team just with my darkrai, as long as he doesn't start with RQ. >he accepts, i do some skill remembering on my darkrai, we duel >dark void >sub >nightmare >dream eater >leftovers >sweeped his whole legendary team with that. >i became the kid's "go-to" regarding anything pokemon
Nanako
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>>15011901 Is he serious?
He does not know how fast his favourite eeveelution is?
Anonymous
>>14997050 I find it amusing you say that in a board with a decent population of female posters.
Anonymous
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>>15012634 That's exactly why they would say it.
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>>14998046 >see abra >throw poke ball >too weak to fight it and gets caught on the first try Anonymous
>mfw I constantly go up against idiots on wi-fi who have no idea what Gliscor's type is and just rotate through their movepool trying to find something super effective on hi,
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>>15012762 >tfw no ice moves Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15012762 >mfw you wrote this about 50 fucking times by now, always attached with some anime reaction image I think we understand already.
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>>15012869 This is only my
second time talking about it.
Anonymous
I thought flying was super effective against ground until yesterday. I have no idea why. I feel like maybe ash said it in season 1 of the anime?
Anonymous
I half storeys 2>Be me, Emerald times >Game finished, running around catching them all >Up to 389 Pokes, quite proud considering I did it all by myself with a friend's DS Lite to trade >Friend comes to collect DS, hang out with me. >Sees Pokedex progress >Says he completed his Pokedex on Leaf Green >I call him out on his obvious bullshit, considering he had leant me Leaf Green to trade with and I know he only had like 80 Pokemon on there >He checks his Pokedex on the game I've been trading Pokemon too non-stop >Up to 310 Pokes there because of me >Shits all over me for deleting his save file and starting a new game. >MFW I literally did over 60% of the catching/trading and leveled his shit-tier team to high 90's
Anonymous
>>15012929 It's one of those type interactions that make sense, but don't work that way in game.
Sort of like rock not being weak to ice.
Anonymous
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>>15012371 >Using Darkrai Fuck you. You're as bad as the other plebs
Anonymous
>Battle with a friend >Tells me he's got the best team >Nothing but Ubers and a Charizard >Use Ninjask to baton pass a double team and substitute to my Articuno >Mind reader and sheer cold his team >Tells me I've been breaking the rules >Shows me Smogon
Nanako
>>15013227 > Using Double Team Nah, you are a cunt.
Anonymous
>>15012954 For a long time I also though electric didn't work against rock. So when I played pokemon yellow, I had to beat brock by just slamming my pikachu against his big fucking rocks.
Anonymous
>>15012945 >Up to 389 Pokes >even though there are only 386 in gen 3 nioce m8
choc: 0061-0632-2482
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>>15006387 Iunno dude if I saw a floating sword and shield with eyes I'd knock that cunt straight out na'm sayin
Anonymous
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>>14996926 This is why the world has so many problems. Fuck that bitch and her destructive attitude.
Anonymous
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>tfw I am the pleb player out of my friends
Anonymous
>>15013260 That's why mind reader, lock on, odor sleuth, aerial ace, swift, faint attack and other moves exist.
Anonymous
>>15013278 All of Brock's rock types are also part ground, so it wouldn't have mattered if electric moves hit rock types anyway.
Anonymous
>friend thinks Heracross is the best thing ever >just to fuck with him I say Pinsir is better >we both train each one to level 70 for a fight >I had bred my Pinsir specifically for speed and nothing else >first turn >guillotine >Heracross dies >he complains about how bullshit OHKO's are >leave >teach Pinsir Rock Slide >come back >rock slide >dead
Anonymous
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>>15013441 Ah yeah. Well I'm glad I didn't completely waste my time.
Anonymous
>>15010357 But Fairy IS homosexual type
Anonymous
>>15013463 >Hyper Beam >not return Anonymous
>>15013463 >Rock Slide does neutral damage >Not even STAB >being a liar Anonymous
>>15013463 >Rock slide doing any significant damage to Heracross am I misunderstanding something here
Anonymous
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>>15003988 Tumblr piece of shit. Go fucking kill yourself you self entitled piece of human waste. Get more offended.
captcha: hursey barony
Lorenzo - FC: 0731-4806-0763
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>>14997967 >claims to be able to be able to wreck you in battle >doesn't post FC fuck off, attention slut.
Anonymous
>>15013587 >>15013607 >fighting >resistant to shit Anonymous
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>>15013703 It resists Rock, Dark, and Bug
Anonymous
>>15013586 Return has a max BP of 102. Hyper Beam has a BP of 150.
Anonymous
>>15013728 spread over 2 turns, so it's effectively 75 BP
Anonymous
>>15013728 >giving human opponents free extra turns Anonymous
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>>15010269 Your brother sounds like an amazing troll.
I wish he were my brother.
You sound like a bad brothers
Anonymous
>>15013728 Return has no drawbacks, Hyper beam makes you wait a turn after it. Over 2 turns, Return does more damage.
Also Hyper beam is special.
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>>15010583 How come my Dusclops with his 25 speed can outspeed common Trickroomers like Musharna with higher speed and Imprison them?
>spreading lies over the internet Anonymous
>>15013756 Not if he OHKO's it (and with a 4x weakness to flying, that's highly probable.)
Anonymous
>>15013756 Which doesn't matter if you're doing 1v1 and kill shit on the first turn. You're fucked if he has protect tho.
Anonymous
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>2013 >Not running Gliscor for cheap and easy laughs
Anonymous
>>15013784 >>15013784 >You're fucked if he has protect tho. You don't recharge if they protect it.
Anonymous
>>15013781 >>15013784 >focus sash >rock slide yes, hyperbeam is a good idea.
Anonymous
>>15013781 and if he switches you're fucked
Anonymous
>>15013756 >>15013765 >>15013768 >Missing the point that he's OHKOing Heracross every battle. Anonymous
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>>15013828 but he is lying, Rock Slide would not OHKO.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15013807 >You don't recharge if they protect it. Learn something new every day. I never use HB anyway and for the record I'm not
>>15013728 either.
>>15013813 I'm not defending it, just pointing out errors. Like this one:
>focus sash >mega evolution Anonymous
Does pokegen work with Pokemon X & Y?
Anonymous
Too be fair, OP. Back when I was ten I thought fire was super-effective against everything.
Anonymous
>>15013862 >implying mega the mega isn't necessary in this case, just use a regular, focus sashed heracross.
You have two fucking turns to kill the thing, attack isn't necessary
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>>15006387 I've occasionally not noticed an immunity because i wasnt looking at the screen and presumed I missed vs an unfamiliar pokemon but there's no way in hell it would happen more than once.
Anonymous
>>15013909 >unfamiliar pokemon >having unfamiliar pokemon Anonymous
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>>15013892 >the mega isn't necessary in this case, It doesn't matter if it's necessary, that was the given context and again: I'm not that anon.
Anonymous
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>>15006387 I always forget and remember when it's too late.
Wilkstrom was not kind to my Medicham. Anonymous
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>>15013881 Just transfer them over, it's not hard.
Khajit Y:4596-9603-8746
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>>15013926 I dont look shit up until AFTER i did a playthrough as i prefer to explore around the first time so yes there's going to be unfamiliar pokemon at the start of a gen.
Anonymous
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>People who completely disregard the Power and Accuracy of a move >Be with friends >Someone comes up to us >Say "Hey isnt EV Training so fun?" >As the obvious bait it is, they always say "Yeah/No, Eevee is one of my favorite Pokemon/Eevee isnt good!" >Every time
Anonymous
>>15011355 > online MMO Your really a stupid moran
Anonymous
>>15014133 I know her irl as in we meet quite often.
Your point?
Anonymous
>>14998046 >Play Pokemon Blue meet Abra >omg this pkmn is rarer than Clefairy in Mount Moon >arena trap.wtf >Squirt used Ta... >Abra has teleported away. Only chance of getting one was to either be lucky and catch it at 100% health or paralyse it with pikachu and pray each turn its stunned so you can weaken it.
Anonymous
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>>15014181 Or go back when you had Great Balls. That's what I always did, they weren't that further ahead.
Anonymous
>>15014157 >Online MMO >Online Massively Multiplayer Online (Game) >dead corpse >rip in peace etc.etc.
Anonymous
>>15014219 Are you talking shit or am I just too retarded to understand?
Anonymous
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>stepson insists on catched the 152th pokemon in gen1. >because when he played it back then (he's 14 now toplel) there is a pokemon after mew in the pokedex and it is not Missingno >no i know that its real i got it back then
Anonymous
>>15014239 The online you put in front of MMO was not necessary.
MMOs are always online.
Just like you don't talk about wet water, it's just water.
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>>15014239 Anon pls.
He's saying that you don't put online next to MMO because the O in MMO stand for online. You're probably just pretending to be retarded at this point, but if you're not I hope this helps.
Anonymous
>People, even people who like Pokemon, don't have a complete working knowledge of every single aspect of the games! How dare they? I am better than them.
Anonymous
>>15014266 Oh, now I get it.
Thanks for clearing that up.
>mfw when I realize that I'm stupid Anonymous
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>>15014239 It's both. He's pointing out that you called it an online MMO instead of just an MMO, since online is in the title.
It's a stupid thing to point out, but he thought it was funny.
Anonymous
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>>15014266 it's so online that it's a online mmo
>can't handle the online Anonymous
>>15014320 >mfw when Shame on me.
Anonymous
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>>15014279 It's probably when they know you're more knowledgeable and you've got proof that they're wrong, but they decided to just deny it.
Like insisting you can cook better than a world class chef or something to put it into an exaggerated comparison.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>friends and I suing stadium 2 because why not >guy going on about how gen 1 had the best pokemon with the best stats >he goes up against his little brother in our tournament >little bro team was dig let! pipit arm and pikachu >guy's team was kingdom, Mukden, and magneton >lil bro has fissure on diglett. >fissure and three earthquakes won him the match >we egg him on and he calls his lil bro "unsportsmanlike" for using fissure
Anonymous
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>>15014266 It's not called 'The Los Santos'
It's just 'Los Santos'
Never mind...
Anonymous
>>15011385 What is showderp exactly? I would ask in their thread but it seems like the place I would get crucified for asking in. Anonymous
>>15014398 God dammit spellcheck you can't be serious
The team was diglett and pupitar. I have no idea what a pipit arm is.
Anonymous
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>>15014219 It's like saying DC Comics
Anonymous
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>battling against friend >i won >"you cheat, my pokemans have higher level"
Anonymous
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>>14996926 >Arguing about it >Not just going "Yeah sure love" and dropping it Seriously you brought that on yourself, the idea that she was going to go "No wait, you're right Anon" in front of other people is fucking ridiculous. It's a girl who works at a Game retailers the chance she's some smart broad who has learnt when to admit she's wrong are ridiculous.
Anonymous
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>>15010746 Sounds like you got a bad case of the Projections.
Gomun 1048-7928-0539 (Shuppet, Phantump, Spiritomb)
Gomun 1048-7928-0539 (Shuppet, Phantump, Spiritomb) Tue 22 Oct 2013 12:02:22 No. 15014515 Report Quoted By:
>>15014425 supposedly it's all in the OP
Anonymous
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>>15013551 There is nothing gay about Sylveon.
Anonymous
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>>15011427 is /pol/ some kind of new boogeyman? God damn, grow a spine
Anonymous
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>beat a friend who has a team of salamence, metagross, tyranitar, mega 420blazeitken, mewtwo and charizard with my normal play team >dood did u hak cuz those are the strongest pokemon there are >mfw
Anonymous
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>>15011629 that's exactly what /vp/ is
Anonymous
>>15012634 so that's why /vp/ is so goddamn retarded
Anonymous
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>>15011629 >implying that /vp/ isnt a containment board Anonymous
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>>15013371 and abilities like keen eye and... keener eye
Anonymous
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>>15014425 It's fucking retarded that's what it is
Anonymous
>>15006973 Oh god, fucking hell people are retarded on battles like this.
>Today, some random challenges me out of the blue >I think "Fuck it, sure, haven't had a real battle in X and Y yet." >Send out Talonflame to beat down on a fool and his first fucking poke is Yveltal, naturally. >Decide to go evasive, I stupidly use Fly forgetting that Talonflame is fast as fuck. >I go first, fly, he attempts Dragon Pulse, it misses. >Next turn I attack first, get a decent amount of damage and WHAT DO YOU KNOW HE USES FUCKING PHANTOM FORCE. >You done goof'd son, I fly next turn, his attack comes around, he misses. >Next fucking turn, I land, do decent damage, he uses Phantom Force again. >okaythen.jpg >I Fly again, he misses, next turn I hit and he USES IT A THIRD TIME. >I rinse, repeat until he's dead. And that, boys and grills, is how you win with a little dumb luck and the sheer stupidity of another player.
Anonymous
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>>15014398 >>15014431 Holy shit that spellcheck, iPhones are a bitch, amirite?
Now you must name your next Diglett and Pupitar Dig Let! and Pipit Arm.
Anonymous
>>15014613 no its because people like you are here
>mfw protecting pure maidens Anonymous
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I fucking hate /vp/ now.
Anonymous
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>a level 100 metapod with harden is literally invincible anon
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>15013887 But psychic was pretty much super effective against everything in gen I
Anonymous
>>14996926 >Black/White 2 comes out >a few coworkers get the game >several of them haven't played Pokemon since they were in elementary school, I give them some basic advice since I've played every gen >one day, subject turns to rock Pokemon being immune to electricity >tell them that rock Pokemon actually take normal damage from electric attacks, and Brock is a nigger who tricked you by using only rock/ground types >Asian dude comes up and says that originally rock was immune to electric but they later changed it >tell him that even in the original games, Aerodactyl could be hit by electricity >he insists that flying type's weakness removed the immunity I decided to just drop it there.
Anonymous
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>>15010798 College, I've met two another people who know what their doing, the rest were casuals that I helped get the ball rolling on for competition.
>Gave two of them a sync abra for their Mewtwo and told them how to make the most of it for their Mewtwo via Super Training >Gave them the brief rundown on I.vs and the friend safari for breeding. >Give another guy the basics on ev training the old way >Ev trained some breeding leftovers for him (only took 15 minutes) so he could get started at the battle maison. Anonymous
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>nephew is a shit >only uses legendaries and shit like charizard >has 3 moves of the same type on one pokemon >thinks EV training has to do with Eevee >finally give in to him asking me to battle >set up pebbles >continuously roar out everything until i win
Anonymous
Anyone wanna check out my wi-fi match
Anonymous
>>15014817 >2017 >being an internet white knight Anonymous
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>>15006681 >friend playing Pokemon Black 2 >gets an early Lucario because Black 2 >sends it out against a fire type >gets 1-shotted >tell him that's what he gets for sending steel into a fire type move >"oh really, I thought he was dark type" This guy is 22 and he didn't think to look at the Pokemon's type on the status page.
Anonymous
>>15015182 That dragonite fell for the most obvious ruse
Anonymous
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>>15015280 I know and in one battle my TalonFlame OHKOed a Mewtwo Y with Brave Bird
Anonymous
>>15012371 >What is sleep clause >Running nightmare AND dream eater You are garbage.
Anonymous
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>>15015202 I can't believe I watched all of that.
Anonymous
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>>15015202 i watch this whole thing every time
Anonymous
>>15015202 This is the first time I DIDN'T click that .gif
I've also never watched it all the way through Anonymous
>>15015182 how do I check that? my vs recorder doesnt have anything recorded so I can't use it.
Anonymous
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>>15015450 do it man
it's one of those things everyone should know
Anonymous
>>15015465 go to search by code on your vs. Recorder and put it in
GX7G-WWWW-WWWX-KP5F
Anonymous
>>14997967 hay guises im a gril gibe battol pls :^)
Anonymous
>On college campus bus >Saw a guy playing Pokemon X >He noticed me looking at his 3DS >Stepped off the bus and had a conversation with him about Pokemon while walking to the same destination >"Pokemon Y" has the black Mega Charizard" he says >I corrected him that Pokemon X has the black Mega Charizard >"My friend is crazy. All his Pokemon in his game are level 200" >mfw
Anonymous
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>>15010358 >if water gets hit by ice it freezes too >implying that happens Your friend was retarded both ways.
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>>15011796 >Smogonfag >Rain Dance Croagunk Pick one.
Anonymous
>playing Pokemon X on campus in anime club >one guy notices my game >"Hey is that the new pokemon? I never even played Gold or Silver. There are way too many pokemon now. They should've stopped at 100." >"But there were 150 pokemon in Red and Blue" >"Not to me there weren't."
Anonymous
>coworker of mine mentions X/Y over the summer. >"Oh cool, you like Pokemon too?" >"Yeah I put <<LARGE NUMBER OF HOURS>> into B/W and B/W2, you?" >"I didn't play B/W much but I used to play online in D/P/Pt and I trained up a good amount of guys in B/W even though I didn't get the chance to use them." >"Want to battle?" >"Sure. I'm pretty good though." >A few days pass due to shifts not lining up. >The promised day arrives >Both of us talking shit to one another (other co-workers join in even though they don't play pokemon. >"We'll play two matches ok? First one has no rules and the second one we'll play with no legendaries (didn't want to differentiate between legendary and uber)." >Briefly explain sleep clause as "Oh and if you put one guy to sleep you can't put another one to sleep until the first one dies or wakes up." >Run Smeargle with Spore, Rock Polish, Endeavor and Night Shade and a basic ubers rain team (Kyogre, Ludicolo, Kabutops, Palkia and Shedinja maybe?) >Manage to 4-0 his team of Rayquazza, Zekrom, Groudon, Dragonite and two other things. >Rematch with no legendaries >Wall the fuck out of him with Ludicolo subseed, CM slowbro and switches to Shedinja when necessary. >6-0
Anonymous
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>>15015520 why is rei so perfect
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>>15015507 A little l8 there m8
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>>15015625 >joining the anime club STOP
Anonymous
Speaking of idiots using megablaziken, would Swanna make a good counter?
Anonymous
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>>15015338 I wasn't aware smogon rules were mandatory for all pokemongames.
Anonymous
>>15015726 Swanna is garbage.
Azumarill is a better MegaBlaziken counter.
Anonymous
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>>15015202 >lil' federshizzle Every fucking time
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>>15014398 >dig let! >pipit arm >kingdom >mukden toppest of keks
Anonymous
>>15015497 had to have a battle saved to the vs recorder to access the search menu.
just had a crushing defeat against a jap in a doubles battle
didn't even kill his mega gardevoir
it's the first time I've ever battled anyone, ever Anonymous
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>>15015634 >be a huge Poke-casual >have friends who are even more casual >mfw doing 3vs3 battles, my serperior takes out a team of Haxorus, Togekiss, and Krookodile all by itself, fainting at the same time as my opponent's last Pokemon for a double KO finish Anonymous
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>Opponent dries to use Earthquake on my Jolteon >My Jolteon that has an Air Balloon >They sometimes try it multiple times
Anonymous
>>15016594 keep trying with practice you'll find out how to counter them
TH4W-WWWW-WWWX-HVHQ
Anonymous
>>15016760 that mock battle thing?
Anonymous
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>>15016796 Yea that too but you'll notice most people online use the same team (i.e legends, mega blaze)
Anonymous
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>>15016005 Swanna's been good to me so far.
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I just realised most of my team is slow and physical. and with an alarming weakness to fairy
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>>15011080 >Ice Beam a Charizard >it uses its tail to stop it >the ice melts into water >it's super effective! >Charizard has fainted! Anonymous
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>>15017201 >aim for the horn Anonymous
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>>15014734 Meine gott. The stupidity hurts so bad
Anonymous
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>>15015625 >>"Not to me there weren't." Well played
Anonymous
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>>15015123 You should have brought Kabutops or Omastar
but then again, the water typing removed his immunity as well
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>>15002174 Best kind of synonyms there are man.
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>Grill tells me starters are the stronger >Tells me they're stronger than legendaries >lol ok
