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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, sand flies into my food >sand flies into my face >sand fucking everywhere >mfw some retard kid is battling with his tyranitar inside the restaurant
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and order pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >hear a pokemon battle happening behind me >Whatever, nothing out of the ordinary >Waitress comes through the kitchen door with the soup I ordered >She suddenly falls to the floor and drops my soup >She's died >Look behind me to see some kid battling with a Shedninja >Die also
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its about as bad as bringing a wailord on a train
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>sitting at other table >laughing at OP >suddenly food arrives >best served in 2 turns
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, the entire restaurant is jolted by a 9.0 Earthquake >some faggot kid is making his god-king snake lord use Earthquake to kill a waiter's stupid sous chef monkey >realize they let the monkey cook in the kitchen
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and order pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >ordered their finest spaghetti >BAM >Poliwrath flies across the room into my date >slaps her ass >b-back that ass up >half eaten spaghetti flowing out of my mouth >oh god it's happening again >more spaghetti flows out then what I actually ate >took over 2 turns >only get 3 big mushrooms
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >waiter comes out and demands I start fighting him >just want to eat my goddamn soup >he tells me it has to wait six turns >ask him why he brought it out before it was ready >he throws mushrooms in my face
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>>15040145 >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >enjoy my meal Anonymous
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey this is pretty good >some jackass kid sends out a giant trash pile Pokemon and makes the entire restaurant smell like rancid garbage
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>>15042017 Well someone here plays Animal Crossing.
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >waiter comes out with my food >suddenly everything is hot >notice bowl melting in his hands >what the fuck >i start melting too >some idiot kid is battling a dry skin parasect with a magcargo >fire blast hits it >critical hit >mushrooms everywhere
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >run my meal through the EV checker >my salad doesn't have 31 crunchy >flip the table over >tip my fedora like a le sir
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>>15042303 tfw still no pokemon animal crossing game
Kaiser (Fraxure, Noibat, Druddigon) - 1650 - 1821 - 3652
Kaiser (Fraxure, Noibat, Druddigon) - 1650 - 1821 - 3652 Wed 23 Oct 2013 00:53:55 No. 15042550 Report >>15042363 >Pokemon Crossing >Tyranitar moves into your town >Wherever he walks, a sandstorm follows and destroys the land around him. Fucking Tyranitar, move already.
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>>15042550 >make some sort of garden or whatever >charizard Y strolls on past Anonymous
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >the chef comes out and has a pokeball in his tongs >ask him what the fuck he is doing contaminating his cookware >he sends out a wheezing >ask him why a clearly poisonous pokemon is allowed to be in the cookware and probably in the kitchen >he makes it belch smog all over the restaurant >only 6 people made it out alive
>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >beta waitress is just standing by my table, being beta >"f-fancy a battle?" she stutters >"not now, I'm fucking trying to eat" >waitress throws ball instictively >ball opens >300 fucking kg Golem pops out of it >breaks floor tiles >"G-golem use e-explosion" >WHY.jpg >mushrooms and bodyparts everywhere
Kaiser (Fraxure, Noibat, Druddigon) - 1650 - 1821 - 3652
Kaiser (Fraxure, Noibat, Druddigon) - 1650 - 1821 - 3652 Wed 23 Oct 2013 00:57:36 No. 15042757 Report Quoted By:
>>15042623 >Diglette/Dugtrio >Holes fucking everywhere Anonymous
>>15042550 >quit game without setting >resexcadrill earthquakes your house Anonymous
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>visit Kalos region >decide to visit cafes to take in the scenery >no one will serve me any drinks >I am so thirsty and haven't had a drink since I started this adventure >every time I try to drink moo moo milk my mother psychically stops me and says there's a better time for this >please someone help
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >Hear grunting >Look to see an old man fingering a female Machoke while shoving Poke Puffs down its throat.
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>>15042856 Why hasn't this game happened yet
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly this fat fuck starts twirling around and smashes over my table >he won't stop talking about dancing >demand a refund and to know where his special education handler is >the kid just keeps twirling around until he has a seizure and they drag him onto the street
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>>15042359 Fuck you I actually laughed
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>>15042718 >mfw this happens a few tables ahead Anonymous
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >enjoying my soup >suddenly a chef throws out some retarded plant pokemon that looks like it has aids >it uses sleep powder >I think I need to make some calls
>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >Suddenly half the restaurant is blown apart >Turn around, see a Gyarados throwing a bitchfit in the street >Hyper beam everything >Hundreds die, city evacuated while the Pokemon Rangers are assembled to battle the Evil Lord Zygarde's newest servant. >I realized I never got desert >Only give the restaurant 2/5 stars on the Kalos Yellow Pages
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >the owner comes out to check how I am, pretty good service >suddenly a trainer walks in and the owner goes batshit insane and demands to battle him >the intensity of the fight gives him a heart attack >according to the staff he's had over 40 heart attacks this month alone >his last words were "This...This...is how you triple battle..."
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >the water in my glass begins to shake >hear footsteps and the slogging of flesh against the floor behind me >a fucking snorlax grabs my food and proceeds to inhale it >"Snorlax! Use Rest!" >try to move out of the way, but its too late >trapped under its girth >can barely breath >finally the kid puts it back in the ball and leaves >doesn't even apologize >waitress hands me the receipt >the fucking snorlax took my wallet >trapped in a strange country with no money
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >waiter comes out and demands we battle >says my food won't be ready for six turns anyway >he sends out Floatzel, Lucario, and Togekiss >all he does is rotate, Protect, rotate, Protect >goddamnit let me eat
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jonn[y]-4356-0522-9787(dunsparce&loudred&??) Wed 23 Oct 2013 01:14:39 No. 15043661 Report Quoted By:
>>15040145 fuck 10/10
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>a skiddo walks by my table eating what appears to be someone's bill
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >wave down waiter and ask for a refill for my water >waiter sends out politoed >Suddenly rain is pouring from the ceiling, flooding the whole building >tables are floating away and people are drowning >at least I got a refill
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, water everywhere >look over to see some dumbass kid with a Blastoise >whole restaurant flooded >dinner ruined >waiter still asked for a tip
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >not allowed in since I'm not the champion or some bullshit
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>>15044018 How do they even get customers?
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >Waitress tells me about my meal >She says it was made with the Toxic Venom of an Arbok >Suddenly question the validity of the restaurant and leave without eating my meal
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>>15044227 Clearly they have hundreds of champions.
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>>15044227 Considering how easy the E4 is...
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >eating soup >some faggot mega evolves his lucario >lucarios mega cry breaks glasses and bowls >hot soup all over my body >tip my waiter
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>>15043037 Because it would be too awesome and cause the world to explode. Either that or Gamefreak doesn't want it too. Unless that is the new game.
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>>15043802 >>a skiddo walks by my table eating what appears to be someone's bill 性交、私は笑った。
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >suddenly magnitude 10 earthquakes rock the city >never ending earthquakes >what the fuck is with these earth quakes man? >turn around >some retard kid is battling his Golem / Magneton combo in the restaraunt
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>>15042017 >I've been primerally using my Zygarde in Le Wow S-sorry Anon
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >what I'm eating suddenly tastes like shit >It also smells like shit >I'm also sitting under the table >on the ceiling >some retard used Topsy Turvy on the whole restaurant >waiter flies to me, I regurgitate my meal and serve it to him >he gives me a tip
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >suddenly there's blinding sunlight everywhere >windows are covered by curtains so I expected to be a cosmic inpossibility >turn around to see some kid using his Groudon to battle a waiter's Pansage
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>>15044474 Is that by the PBF guy? It looks very PBFish
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>>15044443 >Golem / Magneton >implying Magneton levitates
>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >arrive to restaurant >is a complete mess >burn marks in the floor and ceilings >personnel wiping blood off floor >there's a lot of screaming and fighting going on >dirty skiddo running around the place, there's a waitress chasing it >they charge 100,000 Pokedollar per service
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>>15044663 >Living in Sinnoh How's that over priced real estate going for you?
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>>15044663 >liking Sinnoh Yeah, you should go back.
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>>15044663 >not being one with nature in hoenn Anonymous
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, room shakes and loud noises erupt from table in the middle >can't hear myself fucking think >ask owner to turn music down >he says there's no music >mfw some waiter is battling a kid with his Exploud in the middle of the fucking resturaunt >chaos and discord everywhere >he doesn't turn down his Exploud >shatters my eardrums, bowl of soup, and glass of water >realize the owner is having a heart attack >no one hears his cries for help due to Exploud >would help him but only had three turns to eat
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, something splashes all over my food and myself >smells terrible >turn around >oh fuck, there is a whole wave of this shit >get swamped in a thick purple liquid that burns and smells rancid >some fucking kid is making this fucking blue dinosaur thing shoot waves of sludge at a green monkey >I get fucking wonder traded the exact same monkey after the meal
>>15044732 >over priced Sure smells like Hoenn, l2farm the E4
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >reach the Berry salad >put my fork to my mouth >try to swallow >I can't swallow anything >become tense about this sudden unability to eat >look behind me >some kid is using a fucking Galvantula
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>>15043529 Oh fuck my sides when that happened
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >its the worst song I've ever heard >apparently it was some weird move called Perish Song >but hey, this food is pretty g
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >only have three turns to eat >suddenly starts fucking hailing >asshole kid is battling the help with Mega-Abomasnow >soup's cold
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>>15044934 >Sure smells like Hoenn i imagine Hoenn smells of saltwater, ozone and spit valves
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>>15045106 >>15045106 A perfect scent. Haters just be hating.
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ITT: my fucking sides aren't going to make it.
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >going for the soup, 10/10 service so far >suddenly a fucking Medicham crashes on my table, breaking it and dropping the soup all across the floor >can hear trainer behind me apologize for the incident >k.jpg >waitress brings another plate >fucking pokemon falls on my plate again, this time it faints, its legs look broken >turn around >"MEDICHAM NO!" >feel sorry for kid >he apologizes again, with tears down his eyes >forgive him again >waitress brings another plate, this time she apologizes too >can hear kid behind me saying "hitmonlee go!" >stand up and leave
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >enjoyed the food, even had a nice, short battle >Decide to bring food back to the hotel to eat later >Fast forward to the next day >Can't do any of the sightseeing I've planned because I'm too full from trying to finish my Leftovers.
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>visiting Kalos region with family >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >start eating my soup >suddenly I start swallowing really slowly >reach for my napkin >reaching in slow motion >turn around >some asshole kid is battling the waiter and used Trick Room >takes me forever to eat >at least we didn't have to wait for Grandpa to finish
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, feel my socks getting wet >look down and see water filling the restaurant >turn around and see a ninja frog riding a tsunami >water gushing everywhere >mfw entire restaurant is filled with water to the brim because of some retard trainer
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>>15045573 >turn around and see a ninja frog riding a tsunami Oh god I lost it so hard.
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >finish my meal, tip the waiter and leave >write about this nice restaurant in my journal while walking on the South Boulevard >suddenly I can't move or do anything >everything is frozen in place forever
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, I feel as though I'm being electrocuted >turn around, some kid fighting with Manectric >This Manectric lasts quite a while, which is shocking >Getting tired of it >I can't sleep because I'm on the ground
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>>15044546 fuck i laughed like a maniac Anonymous
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>>15044546 mother of christ
my sides
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ITT: /vp/'s actually got a damn good sense of humor
Snow 4742-5582-8900 [Nuzleaf, Liepard, Sneasel]
Snow 4742-5582-8900 [Nuzleaf, Liepard, Sneasel] Wed 23 Oct 2013 02:08:39 No. 15046335 Report >visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >Hear something singing off at the other side of the restaurant. >Hear something else sing the same thing. >Hear some people start to join in. >Look over at the commotion in confusion. >Slowly the whole restaurant starts to sing the same tune as some retard trainer and his pokemon are battling one of the wait service. >It's getting louder and louder. >Try to continue eating as if nothing is happening since I only have 3 turns to eat. >Food falls out of my mouth. >I'm singing too. >The song is getting to ear splitting levels >Don't finish food in allotted amount of time >Meal (or lack thereof) has left me hungry, mushroom-less, and deaf.
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>Living in Lumiose >Finally save enough to visit fancy 3 Star Restaurant >sit down, order food >table on the other side of the room shatters >a Waiter is fighting some brat >Whatthefuck.jpeg >one of the kid's pokemon flies into a wall >not moving >Kid's screaming >Waiter mocking him >Time to leave >nearly at the door >The kid yells at the yellow pokemon in front of him >PARABOLIC CHARGE >OH FUCK NO >LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE >WAITER'S POKEMON HITS THE FLOOR >KID'S OTHER POKEMON HITS THE FLOOR >WAITER HITS THE FLOOR >EVERYONE HITTING FLOOR >LIGHTS EXPLODE >pass out >wake up >where the fuck am I >everything's dark >can't feel much of anything besides arm >crawl outside >smoke everywhere >people running around screaming >Lumiose is on fire >feeling returns >fried nerves agony >pass out >wake up outside Lumiose >Gym Leaders everywhere >get medical attention >ask what happened >no one answers, go about helping others >Wulfric sits down nearby >restaurant massacre started a riot >Elite 4 responded >Lumiose fell apart >surrounding town outrage >Kalos instability >fuck.
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>>15044000 Lé tip cest inclus en hon hon kalosland
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>Visiting Kalos region >Why the fuck am I hear >Goes back to NewBarkPalletShit Town
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >Notice a trainer battling one of the waiters >Throws his Pokeball >Next thing I know I'm slammed against the wall >Can't move >Can't breathe >Being crushed >It was a Wailord
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>>15042181 thats fucking gross you wierdo why would you post that
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, can't use utensils >can't call waiter for help, only can growl and mew >my body moves on it's own and I'm crawling around on the ground >look around and see everyone else in the resturaunt doing the same thing >see trainer >mfw some stupid kid's Furret is using "Follow me!" >spend entire evening crawling on ground like a fucking animal until trainer calls his pokemon back >utterly dissapointed >mfw I realize I paied for my service before hand >no refunds
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >my spoon is bent >ask the mustached waiter for a non-bent spoon >he gives me this look like he wants me to die >guy next to me starts bleeding out of all of his facial orifices and falls to the ground >say fuck it and try to eat split pea soup with the spoon anyway >tip it 1000 and leave covered in soup
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey this is pretty good >hear some battle going on behind me >Stylish kid uses snake poke I've never seen before >Grab my pokedex and read it's entry >When the Kalos region's ecosystem falls into disarray, it appears and reveals its secret power. >Grab my shit and leave the country >pokemon Z is fukushima in france
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >realize this is slowpoketail which is illegal in my country >get up disgusted and call the police >the international drug and pokemon tail ring is shattered, I recieve the medal of Kalos
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >a Munchlax runs up and eats my food and runs >a kid runs after running into my table flipping >table flies into waiter knocking him out >never get the rest of my meal
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>visit Hoenn region >drown
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >the dessert is a bunch of cute pastries in pastel colours >everyone else in the restaurant is feeding theirs to their pokemon and rubbing their crotches >a man is clearly lewdly rubbing a gardevoir's tits shoving a green puff pastry into her mouth
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Fucking love you /vp/.
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>visit le kalos region >decido to visit le restaurant *me gusta* lol >see anonfriends making thread with an epic meme pasta >tell le waiter ill have the same >BOOM here it is xD
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >main course is steamed Staryu arms >the chef hacks off the pieces right at the table and lightly sears them >it looks like it's in extreme pain >"eet is okay, zey grow back instantly!" >Staryu is carted around the tables screaming all night and forever
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >see a giant fucking bug in my salad >demand a refund >paid out in mushrooms
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey this is pretty good >suddenly horrid stench comes over the place >some kid is yelling at its pile of trash to fight a muk >the smell is unbearable >what the hell people are molesting pokemon everywhere >I get up to leave >waiter asks for a tip >i brush him off with a "Smell Ya' later!" >shouldnt have listened to my grandpa in coming to this disgusting place
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >find a bug in my food and call over waiter >notice the waiter is covered in bugs >bugs crawling from floor, ceiling, and walls >bugs fucking everywhere >mfw some punk kid's bug used "Infestation" >waiters insist that it's fine >I reveal that I'm a fod inspector from Unova >Shut the place the fuck down
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >fumble in my pocket for the ring I've got ready for this important dinner >"K-Karen, I-" I sputter out as I get on one knee >the couples around us gasp and smile >Karen starts to tear up >Would you-" >All of a sudden a massive ball of toxic sludge comes flying towards our table and covers us both >some faggot kid is fighting with a six-meter long centipede against the waiter for some reason >six months later I have bone cancer >Karen killed herself in the room over my emaciated corpse
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>>15047244 >he doesn't know how to eat a petit four. Anonymous
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>>15047756 100/10
Lost it at "K-Karen, I-"
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>>15047756 No tears now, only dreams
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, date faceplants the soup >I faceplant the soup >everybody faceplants their soup >mfw some retard kid is battling with his jigglypuff inside the restaura...zzzzZZZ I woke up refreshed and saturated with cream of tiny mushroom. It was spectacular.
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And you guys honestly hate reddit? This meme shit is worse than anything thats been posted and reposted there in years.
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>>15047888 How could you forget the face markings?
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >next course tastes a little chewy >and a bit dry >look down and see I am halfway through a doll shaped like a pokemon >ask the waiter where my main fucking course is >he said they had to make a last minute substitution
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>>15048009 People in Lumiose are highly elitist and did not inform me that I had an Onix and two Geodudes poorly scribbled on my cheek as I walked down the street with newfound vigor.
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to almost-empty cafe in Lumiose >walk in and start to ask for a cup of coffee >the girl waitress barks at me to order or GET OUT >start to ask again, irritated but thirsty >ORDER OR GET OUT OF HERE >storm out >come back a month later and it's still open and empty
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >finish salad and move onto soup >it's fucking delicious >put down my spoon to take a bite of biscuit >reach for spoon again >it's not there >must have misplaced it >ask waiter for another >he says he can't find any >suddenly we're both blinded by a bright pink pight >floating asian man with a beard stole everyone's spoons
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >waiters pestering me with pokemon battles is pretty annoying, but the food's good at least >dessert time >waiter rolls out a souffle >it's beautiful >suddenly squashes in on itself >feel shorter >waiter is a midget >some asshole trainer used gravity in the restaurant
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 1 star restaurant in Lumiose >looks awful, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >sitting next to this rude trainer with her Jynx out >this thing is gibbering in some crazy fucking language >"muddib ba bix nood mug fukka" >Jesse Jackson has the entire place shut down later that day
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>visiting Sinnoh region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Veilstone >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >look over to next table >Pokémon sitting at the table with humans >"That's weird" >look to the left >Some dude holding hands with a Lucario >Wat >Commotion ahead >Some neck beard trying to stick his tongue down a Lopunny's mouth >She's screaming for help >Everyone ignores her >"RAPE RAPE, IM BEING RAPED" >he proceeds to hold her down and viciously fuck her >he comes in her fur >some cum flies over into my soup >instantly better >leave a tip
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>>15047412 Why... Why did I laugh at that...?
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >meal was incredible >10/10, ask to see chef >told I have to wait till everyone else gone >they bring me the chef >its a fucking ratata
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>>15049034 Because Staryu can't scream, unlike Charmander.
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>>15045853 best one so far
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >feel the need to take a huge shit that's been building up all day >the bathroom in the restaurant is roped off and the guy in front of the kitchen just stares through me >run outside to find any bathroom >none in this whole fucking city >sweating bullets here, ass cheeks clenched keeping the massive turtle head at bay >decide I might as well just duck into the back alley and let this chocolate tide out quietly >it's empty, I shove my pants down fast and let this huge coil pile up on the cobblestone >the perfect crime, no one saw >except this one stray espurr >the fucker just stares >he just >stares >my dessert is some warm mushrooms shoved into my pockets
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>>15045853 I dont get it, did the player stop playing the game or save or something?
Luis 3110-4756-6530
Katz 1633-5079-0124
>>15049654 It's a joke about the Lumiose save glitch.
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>>15046335 Ok, not sure which move this one is...
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to a 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >my waiter arrives with my food >before he can set it down, he drops dead >all over the restaurant, diners are instantly dying >some retarded kid used perish song in the restaurant >the place was shut down the next day
Anonymous
>>15049590 I guess it's true that espurr has seen some shit.
Anonymous
>>15049590 Oh god I'm laughing like a fucking moron
Anonymous
>>15049590 If you talk to the maid looking girl, she brings you to the bathroom
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>>15049810 Oh, fucking duh. How did I miss that? Thank you.
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, flea infested skiddo comes galloping over to my table
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >guy sets the lid down with the meal >stare at him waiting for him to take it >he demands I participate in cockfighting while my meal cools >ask him what the fuck kind of restaurant is this >realize I'm in Tijuana again >everyone becomes a sombrero
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to a 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >finish meal without incident >decide to take a break after grabbing a Lumiose Galette >suddenly I can't move >can't breathe >can't do anything >mfw I've fallen victim to the Lumiose curse
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to The Gap in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >lady at the door tells me to fuck off because I'm not stylish enough >they're selling fedoras and vinyl bags for 100,000 apiece
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>>15048430 >Bix Nood I lost it.
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>>15047995 /vp/ and Reddit have a lot of the same damned userbase
Toast 1633-4233-6456 Dark - (Sandile, Nuzleaf, Liepard)
Toast 1633-4233-6456 Dark - (Sandile, Nuzleaf, Liepard) Wed 23 Oct 2013 03:35:40 No. 15050610 Report Quoted By:
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>>15049161 Hey, if it tastes good and the Rattata makes sure to wash his paws, then meh
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>>15049161 >rattatatouille Anonymous
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>>15050042 Well now I feel stupid
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Holy fuck, this is the /vp/ that I miss.
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>>15047756 I honestly thought that was going to end with her rejecting you and going off her with her ex-boyfriend
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, the waiter return to me and gave me a daze look. >I told him that there was nothing wrong and that he can leave >Still continue to give a daze look till all the sudden he punched himself in the face. >I try to stop him, but he doesn't stop. >he done so for the few passminutes, ending up on the ground in a pile of blood, possibly have a concussion >mfw when there's a kid in the restuarant battling with his mega Gengar using confuse ray
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>>15051000 Oh, I was there when that happened. I was stuck there for three fucking hours unable to leave.
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>>15044275 Venom is usually only toxic when it's injected ito the bloodstream. You can drink it just fine as long as you don't have cuts or ulcers in your throat, since your stomach breaks it up.
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >Finish eating in the recommended amount of time >Tip the waiter and get ready to leave >Couldn't leave no matter how hard I tried >Some faggot kid had his Umbreon use mean look. >Didn't have a poke toy.
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>visiting Kalos region with my date >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >enjoy my meal to an incredible live performance >my date had to go to the bathroom in the middle >tip the waiter generously >book a 3-night stay at Hotel Richissime >have a wonderful time together >i suddenly die on the third day >some kid's mismagius was using perish song >decide to wait in my room for my date to come back >just have to listen for the elevator
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>>15044963 Holy shit perfect.
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>>15049669 oh fuck
rattatouie i just got it
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly bombarded with pointy stones >try to run out of resaurant >my escape is being heavily delayed from the sticky web on the floor >I keep stepping on poisonous caltrops >Finally make it to door >Can't leave >MFW some stupid kid sent out his Wobbuffet
Bobby 5069-4100-4292
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>>15049161 That Rattata must be in the top percentage of the Rattata
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>visiting Hoenn region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Slateport >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly, my scuba gear breaks >have to swim through thousands of miles of water to get to surface
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>>15049161 12/10
CAPATCHA: amach amezing
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >sit down and get served pretty quickly >hey, this is pretty good >about to eat meal >suddenly screaming is heard >see waiters and diners running past my table on fire >the whole place is filled with people running around on fire >table cloths are burn to a crisp >looks behind me >a trainer stands in front of a burnt corpse with a Charizard >bastard used Heat Wave >ends up leaving the restaurant screaming in flames >place is burned to the ground that same day >surrounding buildings are caught on fire >unstoppable fire >Lumiose City is turned into burned ruins
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>visiting Kalos region >decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose >pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it >hey, this is pretty good >suddenly one of the Waiters challenges me to a battle and says my food will be ready in "3 turns" or whatever the fuck that means >I have no Pokemon what the fuck i'm just a guy who works at the Condiminiums in Celadon why would I even need a Pokemon to eat some fucking food >Somehow I throw a Poke Ball out of nowhere and send out some sort of Golden Bulbasaur >The entire restaurant begins flashing and breaking apart as reality itself warps to the very existence of this Bulbasaur >Somehow I lose conciousness because apparently that's normal to do when you don't have any Pokemon to battle with despite the fact this fucking Bulbasaur was standing there >Wake up all the way back in Celadon's Pokemon Center with no recollection of me leaving Lumiose and trekking back to Coumarine for the ride back while avoiding asshole children who have nothing better to do than make people battle them and that fucking tall grass >No sign of the Bulbasaur anywhere
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>visiting Kalos region >was enjoying my trip >see people everywhere rubbing their Pokemon's crotch, holding their hands, or even passionately kissing them >pokephilia is not only acceptable, but the norm >can't immigrate fast enough
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>>15048430 >>15050492 I know not what this is referring to.
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>>15044275 that's the 2-star restaurant.
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Anybody screencapping this?
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>>15060585 Screencap a whole thread? Don't be daft.
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>>15044634 >implying lack of Air Balloon. Anonymous
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>>15044875 Hoenn's national orchestra is nothing but 50 faggots spitting trumpetsound.
It's nice, though.
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>>15060585 better idea
>file >save page as Anonymous
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>>15044427 funnier than it should have been
