I remember doing a thread like this a few years back, when /vp/ wasn't very old.

Imagine yourself as a thief/assassin/infiltrator/spy etc, or a jack of all trades in shady business, in our modern times. You have a team of six Pokémon that assist you with their abilities. You are a master of stealth yourself, and together with your Pokémon, you take on any shady job that may need a trainer such as you.

What are your Pokémon, and what do they do? I want you to select them based on common sense rather than game canon. For instance, you cannot fly on a Pidgey or surf on a Squirtle, but Pidgeot and Blastoise work respectively.