>>15073335To put that in perspective, if we lined up the penises of Barbaracle, it would take Usain Bolt, the fasest human on the planet, over fourteen seconds to reach the tip, starting from the base. It is one and a half times as long as a standard British football pitch, and over one and a half times as long as an American football field.
Not only are these dicks massive, but they can also shoot sperm with great force in order to impregnate dispersed eggs.
Barnacles are also hermaphroditic, making Barbaracle a collective of 30 metre sperm blastic dicked hermaphrodites, bound together by a dominant leader, and its six submissive slaves.