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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:41:58 No.15074699 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you sleep with your Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:44:52 No.15074789 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699

Certain ones, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:45:23 No.15074808 Report

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They're too big for my bed.

;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:47:36 No.15074888 Report

Quoted By: >>15074924 >>15078607

I have always imagined that Dunsparce feels like a microbead pillow.

Keithin 3067-5015-2315 [Water Field - Octillery, Frogadier & Quagsire]

Keithin 3067-5015-2315 [Water Field - Octillery, Frogadier & Quagsire] Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:48:34 No.15074924 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074888

Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:48:58 No.15074937 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
>Chestnaught
Too spiky
>Blastoise
Too big
>Vivillon
Too frail
>Crobat
Would sleep on the ceiling
>Manectric
Too... electric?
>Froslass
Too cursed and too cold
;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:50:20 No.15074988 Report

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sleep with as in literally sleep next to?

i assume you do not have a small dog or cat that you have napped with before. it's great and the answer is always yes.

sleep with as in the idiom for sex? no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:50:20 No.15074989 Report

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Yes but not in a gay way. Just sharing a bed like any good friend would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:52:02 No.15075046 Report

Quoted By: >>15076258 >>15078486

>Meowstic
Yeah
>Pangoro
Too big, but would sit with
>Aegislash
Keep in the nightstand
>Clawitzer
Potential misfires
>Talonflame
Birds don't sleep in beds
>Gourgeist
Too spooky

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:52:16 No.15075055 Report

Quoted By: >>15075327 >>15076687

But you don't sleep with a snorlax, you sleep on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:55:26 No.15075174 Report

Quoted By: >>15075213

Does she want to fuck him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:56:11 No.15075213 Report

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>>15075174

She wants him to sleep in bed with her.
Greninja is embarrassed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:58:52 No.15075320 Report

Quoted By: >>15075438 >>15075460 >>15079072

>Roserade
Yes
>Florges
Yes
>Lilligant
Yes
>Belossom
Yes
>Banette
Yes
>Sunflora
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 17:58:58 No.15075327 Report

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>>15075055
I'd sleep on that all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:01:27 No.15075424 Report

Quoted By: >>15075702 >>15079330

>Venusaur
Nigga i'd sleep ON it
>Tyrantrum
Woah now let's not get crazy here
>Malamar
Ehhhh
>Aegislash
Yeah you just go hang on the wall I guess
>Hawlucha
Maybe?
>Lapras
Because who the fuck wouldn't enjoy snoozing on a Lapras while surfing out in the ocean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:02:01 No.15075438 Report

Quoted By: >>15075481 >>15075590

>>15075320
>flower ladies, flower ladies everywhere
>Banette

I can't help but be curious anon. Do tell me the reasoning behind your team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:02:38 No.15075460 Report

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>>15075320
Mystical pls go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:03:02 No.15075476 Report

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Too big to lay in a bed with, maybe chill under a shady tree on a hot, summer day or something.

He's my big, bloodthirsty baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:03:17 No.15075481 Report

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>>15075438
It's a grassy terrain/drought/poison spikes based team, banette's just there as a wildcard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:04:30 No.15075525 Report

Quoted By: >>15076175

>Blaziken
Kinda big... would cuddle the fuck outta a Torchic though.

>Meowstic
Absolutely.

>Floette
Not sure. She's so tiny I'd be scared to roll over and flatten her.

>Lapras
I'd love to snooze under the sunlight while my Lapras is cruising me along the coast, provided I could get over my uneasiness of open water.

>Noibat
If I could get it down from the ceiling, yes. Bugger's cute as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:05:45 No.15075582 Report

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>>15074699
Yes i would... Anyone have funny cute pics like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:05:47 No.15075585 Report

Quoted By: >>15075602

Everyone would sleep with a Furret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:05:57 No.15075590 Report

Quoted By: >>15076136

>>15075438

Needed to have a mega evolution, and didn't anyone else using Banette.

Dead flower lady IRC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:06:21 No.15075602 Report

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>>15075585
Agreed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:06:55 No.15075623 Report

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>Delphox
Nice and warm yes
>Blastoise
Offer him the bathtub
>Gogoat
Those horns might poke me so edge of the bed
>Aegislash
Yes it could be a dream catcher even
>Tyrantrum
Outside or on the floor
>Hawlucha
It might use the bed as a spring to use its fighting moves so no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:07:50 No.15075664 Report

Quoted By: >>15078048

>honchkrow
Its feather beard/white shirt under formal dress/scarf/carvat is pretty fluffy and its hat looks comfortable, so i definitively would sleep with Honchkrow. Also, dat fat belly.
>staraptor
Staraptor looks great to sleep with but it's way too aggressive.
>furfrou
Yes. Sleeping with a dog bro on your side is great.
>slurpuff
Same as Furfrou, except this one is bipedal.
>greninja
Would probably end up like in OP's pic, xcept i'm almost Pangoro's size.
>talonflame
It would be way too hot and Talonflame is way too aggressive.

But of course, i'd sleep with them like when i sleep with a pet, because i'd never fuck a Pokémon.

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ING Sevven 4914 - 2770 - 3937 [Delibird-Bergmite-Cloyster] Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:08:18 No.15075678 Report

Quoted By: >>15075855 >>15076122 >>15076670 >>15076713

Fucking Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:09:02 No.15075702 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075424

lapras' back looks kinda rocky

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:09:21 No.15075711 Report

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>Heliolisk
yes

>Tyrantrum
Outside

>Dragalge
I would let him. Technically he doesn't NEED water to swim in.

>Trevenant
He can hang outside with Tyrantrum

>Delphox
hell yes

>Florges
Hell fucking yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:09:56 No.15075737 Report

Quoted By: >>15076079

>Greninja
Yes
>Ampharos
Yes!
>Blissey
... yes?
>Spiritomb
goes on the nightstand
>Jumpluff
Yes
>Cryogonal
No, it's fucking freezing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:10:18 No.15075756 Report

Quoted By: >>15075954 >>15080386

>Tyrantrum
Wouldn't fit in the bed.

>Aegislash
Nigga would cut me up on accident.

>Greninja
As long as he stays in his side of the bed, I don't wanna feel no slimy frog feet on my skin.

>Sylveon
Maximum comfy, would cuddle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:10:26 No.15075760 Report

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I would cuddle the fuck out of Florges as she releases flowery scents into the air

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:11:28 No.15075796 Report

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>Chesnaught

If he can remove his shell then yes. Otherwise its elsewhere

>Charizard

Outside. Away from anything flammable.

>Gardevior

Not answering that.

>Skrelp

Poison Touch, so no.

>Barbracle

No.

>Doublade

To sharp. On the wall or something.

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:12:08 No.15075825 Report

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I could not fit all of my pokemon on my bed, though I'd probably keep one or two mons to sleep with me on my bed.

Sadly, my favorite mons are not the kind that would be ideal for cuddling. Scizor is made of steel and would not only make me colder in my sleep, but would also probably accidentally cut me during his tossing and turning. Feraligatr is rather large and would probably crush my bed.

I'm fairly sure Espeon would have a permanent spot on my bed though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:13:00 No.15075855 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075678
here we go...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:13:34 No.15075879 Report

Quoted By: >>15075917

>Greninja
Hell yeah
>Charizard
Too hot
>Hawlucha
Definitely
>Goodra
Too gooey
>Tyrantrum
He'd cause the bed to collapse
>Lucario
His spikes would stab and kill me
>Gardevoir
B)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:14:43 No.15075917 Report

Quoted By: >>15076063

>>15075879
I don't know why, but that stupid fucking emoticon at the end of your post killed me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:15:00 No.15075933 Report

Quoted By: >>15076106 >>15078821

>Elite Four Team

>Meowstic
Yes. YES.
>Goodra
No, for obvious reasons.
>Hawlucha
He ended up being my HM slave, so no.
>Heracross
Maaaybe. Depends on how comfortable it actually is.
>Blastoise
Too big. Too hard. Would not sleep. 0/10
>Klefki
Might be too hard to actually enjoy, but maybe.

>Singles team

>Greninja
Yeah, if he's not slimy like real frogs.
>Aegislash
Nah. Too risky.
>Gardevoir
Yeah. For sure.
I haven't worked out the rest of my singles team.

>Tag team

>Chandelure
Maybe. Depends on if ghost-flames can actually burn things.
>Greninja
Already answered.
>Flygon
For sure, if he fits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:15:24 No.15075954 Report

Quoted By: >>15076013

>>15075756
>Would deny Greninja proper cuddling because of his/her skin

Nigga you gotta love your Pokemon equally.

Rajaion: 4210-5397-6261 (petelil,tangela,???)

Rajaion: 4210-5397-6261 (petelil,tangela,???) Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:15:45 No.15075964 Report

Quoted By: >>15076029

> glacieon
yes, fuck about it being cold
> dusknoir, spirittomb
not sure if want
> mawile
yes but only if the giant jax faces the side outside the bed
> Honchkrow
no
> kabutops
nope, i want to wake up the next morning in one piece

captcha: protecting rybenes

Voodoo 3797-6562-5581

Voodoo 3797-6562-5581 Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:16:08 No.15075976 Report

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>Vaporeon
Fuck yes
>Delphox
Yes
>Aromatisse
Fuck yes
>Venusaur
Yes
>Noibat
Seems too frail but I'd snuggle with her
>Scrafty
Fuck yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:16:22 No.15075983 Report

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> Bisharp
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:17:07 No.15076013 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075954

He can have cuddling in the summertime so I can keep cool.
In wintertime I'd rather be comfy than wet and slimy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:17:28 No.15076023 Report

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>Greninja
I..guess?

>Tyranitar
Ha, no.

>Aegislash
Nope.

>Scizor
No again.

>Sylveon
Would cuddle.

>Gardevoir
...yes

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Rajaion: 4210-5397-6261 (petelil,tangela,???) Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:17:31 No.15076029 Report

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>>15075964
jaw* not jax, what the fuck am i doing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:17:52 No.15076044 Report

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I've thought this through. I sleep on my Torterra as he takes us to the next city while Mismagius controls our dreams to be fun and interesting. Honchkrow nests up in Torterras tree, Darmanitan is all gargoyled up in zen mode, Aromatisse is my scented hot water bottle and MienShao is for spooning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:18:31 No.15076063 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075917

RIP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:18:39 No.15076069 Report

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Crobat wouldn't be comfortable. He needs to hang.
Vaporeon: obviously. At the foot of my bed. Unless she wanted to get closer.
Mawile, yes.
Probopass: that's not happening.
Chandelure never sleeps....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:18:45 No.15076072 Report

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>Pangoro
>Ursaring
>Beartic
All are too big but I'd make it happen anyway.

>Pancham
>Teddiursa
>Cubchoo
Yes yes yes

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Cyrian Milez the 1LQve ƒrqg 0490 5810 4072 !hkYMJNK9Q. Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:18:55 No.15076079 Report

Quoted By: >>15076310 >>15076388 >>15076727 >>15083072

>>15075737

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:19:08 No.15076086 Report

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>Gardevoir
Yes! Without a doubt.
>Mawile
Sure, I'd trust her not to bite me.
>Trevenant
Sadly no, but I'd be sure to give her a lot of attention
>Vaporeon
YES.
>Pangoro
We'd probably be too awkward
>Forretress
I don't think it'd give a damn, It'd probably prefer a nice tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:19:18 No.15076090 Report

Quoted By: >>15076131 >>15076200 >>15076231

Okay, /vp/. Allow me to leave you with this question.

Which legendary would/wouldn't you sleep with, and why?

Cresselia and Darkrai exempt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:19:49 No.15076106 Report

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>>15075933
>Depends on if ghost-flames can actually burn things.
Yeah, it can burn things. Hopes. Dreams. Souls. You know, the usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:20:28 No.15076122 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075678
Gardevoir doesn't have breasts, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:20:41 No.15076131 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076090

Celebi, Mew, Shaymin for cuddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:20:53 No.15076136 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075590
>needed a mega evolution

Venusaur.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:21:21 No.15076151 Report

Quoted By: >>15076220

>all these people who wouldn't sleep with their goodras

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:21:57 No.15076173 Report

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>Vivillon
Probably too fragile. Would set up a nightstand perch for, though.
>Sylveon
oh god it's strangling me in my sleep help
>Hawlucha
probably wouldn't be interested
>Greninja
probably wouldn't be interested
>Goomy
yesss ;~; would happily wake up with my hair stuck to the little guy
>Meowstic
Sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:22:02 No.15076175 Report

Quoted By: >>15077051 >>15083966

>>15075525
Is anybody else mad that Noibat's level at your first wild encounter is so close to it's evolution level?

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:22:04 No.15076178 Report

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>typhlosion
yes

>electabuzz
yes

>gengar
yes

>porygon
probably on my computer desk

>primape
yes

>archeops
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:22:22 No.15076189 Report

Quoted By: >>15082383

>pangoro
Would sleep on
>duoblade
hung on wall over the bed
>meowstic
Of course
>roserade
im not sure how tiny roserde is so maybe
>vespiquen
according to amie, this thing can't close its eyes. i can't be sure how comfortable i would feel with thing looking at me while I slept.
>goodra
wll fuck up the sheets, she's sleeping in the pool

not sure if I could sleep WITHOUT my wonderful skitty doll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:22:34 No.15076197 Report

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>Greninja
Yes. Absolutely
>Blaziken
Yes. All that warmth
>Roserade
of course, who doesn't want flowers in their bed?
>Hawlucha
maybe?
>Goodra
DEFINITELY
>Snorlax
I'd sleep on him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:22:35 No.15076200 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076090
I'd sleep with Victini because it can keep me warm without getting too how. I wouldn't sleep with Kyogre. I rather not drown in my sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:22:40 No.15076202 Report

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>you will never cuddle up in bed with wailord

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:23:25 No.15076220 Report

Quoted By: >>15076259

>>15076151
because that shit would soak into your bed.
And why the shit isn't it part fairy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:23:56 No.15076231 Report

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>>15076090
I would sleep with a Latias, Mew, Mewtwo(trusting it not to kill me), Shaymin, Victini and Registeel(I doubt that it sleeps tho)
I wouldn't sleep with a Heatran but I'll keep it close for a heat source

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:24:36 No.15076258 Report

Quoted By: >>15076277

>>15075046
>Birds don't sleep in beds
I have a bird. He loves blankets, pillows. clothing, couches. Basically anything soft. He'll sit on my bed for hours if I'd let him. Real birds are messier than Pokemon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:24:39 No.15076259 Report

Quoted By: >>15078653

>>15076220
>implying he wouldn't be squishy as fuck
like a water bed

>why the shit isn't it part fairy?
why the shit should it be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:25:25 No.15076277 Report

Quoted By: >>15076351

>>15076258
pictures of your bird please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:25:53 No.15076294 Report

Quoted By:

>would you sleep with your pokemon
yes

goodra mostly

sexually

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:26:32 No.15076310 Report

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>>15076079
>It's like somebody took my mom's snowflake and put it in a game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:27:48 No.15076351 Report

Quoted By: >>15076400 >>15076404 >>15076435 >>15076450 >>15076626 >>15076987 >>15080902 >>15081011

>>15076277
O-okay...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:28:10 No.15076365 Report

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>Greninja
Yes.
>Meowstic
Yes.
>Aegislash
I-I would but he would hurt me ;_;
>Charizard
No.
>Heliolisk
Yes.
>Dragalge
I would sleep on her.

Karm

Karm Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:28:27 No.15076377 Report

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E4
> Mawile
FUCK YES
> Lucario
Maybe... Kinda don't want to wake up with bloody holes in me
> Flygon
Too big
> Venosaur
B-but that's my bed
> Simipour
Hnng
> Delphox
Prefer Braixen but yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:28:31 No.15076380 Report

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>Greninja
Possibly
>Heliolisk
Would be cool but he might shock me
>Dragalge
Poison Point ;_;
>Mamoswine
Too big but really warm
>Hitmonlee
Ehh..
>Banette
How do sleep with ghost dolls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:28:40 No.15076385 Report

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>Absol
Why not
>Flygon
Assuming it fits, sure
>Kangaskhan
Sure, the Baby can sleep on the pillow exclusively if it wanted
>Aegislash
Sleeping with a sword? If it was sheathed, sure
>Raichu
Assuming we can work out a way where it's cheeks doesn't rub against me, sure
>Gardevoir
Well, mine is male, so....yes, I'd let it sleep in my bed, it's not like I'm gonna do anything weird with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:28:43 No.15076388 Report

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>>15076079

>last panel doesn't show cryogonal staring at a prostitute ditto

6/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:29:02 No.15076400 Report

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>>15076351

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:29:04 No.15076404 Report

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>>15076351
Looks a bit snooty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:30:18 No.15076435 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076351
Cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:30:37 No.15076450 Report

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>>15076351
:3c
>tfw have a parrot and if I leave the door to my bedroom open when I sleep I will wake up it will sometimes be sleeping next to me in the bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:35:10 No.15076626 Report

Quoted By: >>15076683

>>15076351

Can your cockatiel sing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7D-1RG-VRk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:35:17 No.15076632 Report

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>Aggron
Too big
>Scizor
Too metal
>Scolipede
Too big
>Trevenant
Too bark-texture
>Linoone
Yes

Ratiasu mai waifu

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Ratiasu mai waifu Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:35:24 No.15076635 Report

Quoted By: >>15081158

Yes i would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:35:45 No.15076652 Report

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>Garchomp
Too sandy. Too Edgy.
>Ninetales
Depending on how psychic she is and what she wants it could go either way. I don't have a choice.
>Luxray
Absolutely. I love lions.
>Pinsir
3creepy
>Delphox
10/10 would spoon
>Farfetch'd
mitebecool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:35:52 No.15076658 Report

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>Chesnaught
Mines a female, I could see a snuggle going on.

>Vivillon
I'd crush it

>Hawlucha
Instant bro, would let it crash in my bed whenever it needed to

>Dragalge
The slime would be way too much.

>Aegislash
On the wall

>Sylveon
It's like a dog with ribbons, yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:36:12 No.15076670 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075678
but anon gardevoir is flat chested

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:36:31 No.15076683 Report

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>>15076626
He'll whistle back at you, but all my attempts at teaching him real tunes have met with failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:36:38 No.15076687 Report

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>>15075055

I'd sit on the face and fart on it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:37:11 No.15076713 Report

Quoted By: >>15076966

>>15075678

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:37:20 No.15076721 Report

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I'd sleep with Roggenrola so that I could see him do his idle animation in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:37:35 No.15076727 Report

Quoted By: >>15076778

>>15076079
>find a shiny cryogonal
>try to pet it
>the hand freezes and cryogonal just kinda looks confused
>find the one sweet spot where it won't freeze my hand to pet it
>it doesn't like to be touched there

Oh cryogonal why won't you let me in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:37:38 No.15076731 Report

Quoted By:

Probably not a frog
but yeah like a Arcanine or something of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:37:47 No.15076742 Report

Quoted By:

>all these people letting Hawlucha sleep in their bed
enjoy waking up by getting shoved off and then flying elbow dropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:38:26 No.15076761 Report

Quoted By: >>15081512

>Delphox
Hell yes. She would be quite hot to sleep next to, but it would be fine, as it IS winter in the UK.
>Talonflame
I thought I bought you a perch! Shoo!
>Venusaur
Too big and large, and I have hay fever.
>Zoroark
Master of disguise. He could be ANYTHING. So yes.
>Haunter
Scared the HELL out of ghosts. Sorry, not this time.
>Azumarill
Its a adorable blob. Of course I would sleep with that.

So yes. I would love to sleep with my pokemon. Especially Delphox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:39:00 No.15076778 Report

Quoted By: >>15076866

>>15076727
Really now?
Makes me wonder if the Slugma line and Comprupt have the same issue since they are supposedly hotter than the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:39:12 No.15076787 Report

Quoted By:

>Delphox
I might burn up
>Slurpuff
Hell yeah
>Aurorus
Would it even fit in my bed?
>Scrafty
2gay4me
>Gourgeist
Sounds comfy
>Noivern
2noisy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:41:39 No.15076866 Report

Quoted By: >>15076909

>>15076778
They do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:41:40 No.15076867 Report

Quoted By: >>15076923 >>15076934 >>15076983 >>15077159 >>15077397

Would you want to sleep with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:42:28 No.15076909 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076866
>dat attention to detail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:42:43 No.15076917 Report

Quoted By:

Pelipper is my only Pokemon that isn't an HM slave. I guess I could sleep INSIDE it's beak like a hammock while it flies me places.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:42:55 No.15076923 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076867
Yes but...

anime is best watched with friends who love you 5129 1026 7034 !1VuWuc4yxQ

anime is best watched with friends who love you 5129 1026 7034 !1VuWuc4yxQ Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:43:16 No.15076934 Report

Quoted By: >>15077016 >>15077039 >>15082230

>>15076867

yes it's adorable. fuck off back to tumblr with your meme bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:43:16 No.15076939 Report

Quoted By:

>Snorlax
ON him

>Meowstic (F)
Yes Please

>Blastoise
Too big.

>Hawlucha
Go back to watching Telemundo, I'm not tired

>Kangaskhan
Don't you have a baby to tend to?

>Sylveon
Totally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:43:28 No.15076946 Report

Quoted By:

But Ditto is the bed...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:43:45 No.15076960 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
cold, slimy skin
>Talonflame
itchy feathers
>Sylveon
fleshy tendrils
>Dragalgae
poison touch
>Gourgeist
incorporeal

yeah, this ain't happening...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:43:53 No.15076966 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076713
>implying your gardevoir wouldn't live you fapping to it

All them warm emotions, anon. Keep it up and she might ask to help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:44:03 No.15076971 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
>Crobat
Ceiling
>Salamence
Ehh 1.5m isn't terribly big so she would probably be on the floor
>Lapras
Hell no
>Delphox
Ehh maybe.
>Absol
Probably.
>Delcatty
It's a cat why wouldn't I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:44:27 No.15076983 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076867

>/plapplapplapplap/
>you wake up, still groggy
>/plapplapplapplap/
>feel there is a wetness on the bed
>/plapplapplapplap/
>Open your eyes to see it staring back at you, its eyes wide open looking directly into yours
>/plapplapplapplap/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:44:33 No.15076987 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076351
>friend of my parents owns a restaurant
>they keep a parrot in the restaurant
>the parrot bites everyone who puts a finger in the cage except for the owner
>put my finger in it
>parrot sits next to it and starts scratching its head on my finger
>3cute5me

I miss you Rico ;_; you were a good bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:45:05 No.15077004 Report

Quoted By:

>Florges
sure
>Swanna
I guess?
>Aegislash
nope.
>Venusaur
Shady. Would sleep on.
>Vespiquen
Too big.
>Malamar
Looks slimy. Probably not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:45:19 No.15077016 Report

Quoted By: >>15078008

>>15076934
>tripfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:45:29 No.15077020 Report

Quoted By: >>15077084

People saying they want to sleep on some Snorlax belly, you do realize it's under 6 feet tall right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:45:58 No.15077032 Report

Quoted By:

Heliolisk-yes
Jolteonnn-yes
Manectric-yes
Linoone-yes
Talonflame-he'll get a nest
Noirvern-he gets the basement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:46:03 No.15077039 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076934

>it has powers that can blast away anything within 300 feet of it, and has no control of that power

Would you still want to sleep with it now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:46:22 No.15077051 Report

Quoted By: >>15077191

>>15076175
No, Noibat fucking sucks. It's frail as fuck and it dies to everything. I had to train it from level one and it was a pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:47:19 No.15077084 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077020
With Snorlax, peoples' first thought is anime physics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:47:34 No.15077090 Report

Quoted By:

>Vaporeon
Fucking right. Best bro.
>Florges
Tiny and frail, would have to be careful.
>Delphox
Best mon to cuddle on a cold winter night
>Pangoro
Hell yes. Who the fuck needs a bed?
>Archeops
Uh...Well, sure.
>Dragalge
I'm not even sure how that one would work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:48:46 No.15077128 Report

Quoted By:

>Talonflame
Bird, so no
>Noivern
See above, but bat
>Roserade
I'd be too paranoid about squishing her
>Krookodile
Kinda big for a bed, but would lie with out in the sun
>Mawile
I don't see why not
>Gourgeist
So long as the 'neck' bit can solidify, sure

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:49:00 No.15077135 Report

Quoted By: >>15077233

>my bed when i use exclusively steel types

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:49:42 No.15077159 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076867

I'm not sleeping with anything that looks like it'll murder me in my sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:50:37 No.15077183 Report

Quoted By:

>chesnaught
spiky
>aurorus
cold
>dragalge
evil/poison
>aegi
might stab me
>fatstoise
too big
>talonflame
maybe, as long as it doesn't claw my face off

1/6

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:50:51 No.15077191 Report

Quoted By: >>15079316

>>15077051
>tfw levelling a goomy from level 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:51:12 No.15077202 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
I don't see why not
>Aegislash
It's not the fact that it's a fucking sword, more-so the fact I might touch his hilt and die in my sleep. No.
>Goodra
Of course
>Noivern
If only he liked being touched on the fluffy mane; Amie says otherwise

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:51:36 No.15077215 Report

Quoted By:

>Raichu
Yes.
>Bellossom
Yes.
>Vaporeon
Yes.
>Politoed
Yes.
>Altaria
Yes.
>Snorlax
He IS the bed.

>mfw my party is the comfiest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:52:05 No.15077233 Report

Quoted By: >>15077278

>>15077135
>exclusively steel types
...Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:52:19 No.15077239 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
Fuck yeah.
>Pidgeot
I guess so, he would take some space though, I'll need a big bed.
>Florges
Yes, no objection, it's so cute.
>Mawile
See above, as long as she doesn't bite me.
>Venusaur
Too big, on the floor.
>Aegislash
Err... I love the fellow, but I have a hard time seeing how it would work.

Trevor 4141 - 1947- 3177 [Masqeurain, Combee, Pinsir]

Trevor 4141 - 1947- 3177 [Masqeurain, Combee, Pinsir] Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:53:11 No.15077271 Report

Quoted By: >>15077340 >>15077362

>Dunsparce
Fuck yes
>Mawile
No homo but I'd use his mouth as a pillow
>Pangoro
No
>Lapras
Lapras is a bed
>Aerodactyl
No
>Delphox
Never trust a wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:53:28 No.15077278 Report

Quoted By: >>15077353

>>15077233
cause i like steel type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:54:18 No.15077307 Report

Quoted By:

>Delphox
Yeah, it'd be kind of comfortable
>Pidgeot
Fuck yes, warm feathers=no need for covers
>Venusaur
I'd sleep on the big flower on it's back, it could use sleep powder if I had trouble sleeping
>Florges
Yes, Titania is a fucking sis, and those poofies on her head look AMAZING
>Raichu
Iffy, Raiden would be comfortable, but what if electric pokemon shock in their sleep? O_O
>Lapras
No.. Probably impossible, seeing as an aquatic animal needs to stay moist, maybe at sea, but that's the only exception

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:55:16 No.15077340 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077271
>Never trust a wizard
You never got over that time Dumbledore -

Spencer 1203-9668-4286 (Beartic, Snorunt, Dewgong)

Spencer 1203-9668-4286 (Beartic, Snorunt, Dewgong) Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:55:16 No.15077341 Report

Quoted By:

>Delphox
Hell yes

>Absol
Would have to be at the end of the bed cause of that horn, but hell yes.

>Gogoat
Sure.

>Hawlucha
Sure.

>Blastoise
Nope, way too big.

>Salamence
Same as Blastoise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:55:39 No.15077353 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077278
Anon used erection

Anon added steel type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:55:49 No.15077362 Report

Quoted By: >>15077431 >>15077438

>>15077271
Mawile's jaws are made of steel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:56:48 No.15077397 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076867
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:57:08 No.15077412 Report

Quoted By:

>Gardevoir
Yes
>Golurk
Fuck no
>Greninja
Yes
>Talonflame
Yes
>Venusaur
No
>Hawlucha
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:57:24 No.15077427 Report

Quoted By: >>15077469

>people saying blastoise is big
Blastoise is only 1.6m

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:57:31 No.15077431 Report

Quoted By: >>15077469

>>15077362
Isn't Mawile's jaws horns?

Trevor 4141 - 1947- 3177 [Masqeurain, Combee, Pinsir]

Trevor 4141 - 1947- 3177 [Masqeurain, Combee, Pinsir] Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:57:41 No.15077438 Report

Quoted By: >>15077469

>>15077362
The black exterior looks nice though.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 18:58:38 No.15077469 Report

Quoted By: >>15077538 >>15077542

>>15077427
You need to count how wide it is, too.

>>15077431
Yep.

>>15077438
Not arguing with that, but it would feel like sleeping on a metal tube.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:00:14 No.15077538 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077469
Not really metal tube, but more like very cold bone

Trevor 4141 - 1947- 3177 [Masqeurain, Combee, Pinsir]

Trevor 4141 - 1947- 3177 [Masqeurain, Combee, Pinsir] Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:00:22 No.15077542 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077469
Depends on how thick the leathery part is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:00:23 No.15077543 Report

Quoted By:

>current team is froakie, liligant, durant, swadloon, kecleon and poliwag

EVERYONE PILE ON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:01:22 No.15077576 Report

Quoted By: >>15077677

>Pinsir
I'll either have creepy nights being flung around like a ragdoll or have the best bodyguard
>magcargo
There goes my house
>Tyrantrum
There goes my house
>Venusaur
His back looks chill enough to nap on, but if he's gonna nap then i'm sure he'll release all kinds of gas, bad choice.
>Sigilyph
want some mindfuck before you sleep everyday?
>Greninja
Sure i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:01:27 No.15077582 Report

Quoted By:

>bisharp
ow

>pangoro
best fucking cuddlebro

>jolteon
i always imagined its hairs to be relatively softer once theyre brushed down and not standing up with electricity, so yeah

>aegislash
sure why not

>larvesta
its like a self-hearing teddybear

>phantump
i dont think they sleep? and if they do it wouldnt be at the same time as me, he'd probably jsut float around my head while i sleep and make sure everything is cool

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:03:24 No.15077677 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077576

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:03:40 No.15077690 Report

Quoted By:

>Gourgeist
Yes
>Hawlucha
Yes
>Goodra
Sure
>Aegislash
No swords in the bed. House rule
>Greninja
It would probably want to be on the roof doing ninja shit and imagining it's useful.
>Pangoro
Kangou Banchou can't fit in my bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:03:42 No.15077694 Report

Quoted By:

Half my current team is too big or too sharp to sleep with.

I'd sleep with Azumarill or Meowstic, though. Especially Meowstic, I bet she'd get flustered being that close to someone in bed. Manectric could also probably sit at the bottom of my bed or something.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:04:15 No.15077722 Report

Quoted By:

oh fucking god yes
him sleeping upright on the ground, me leaning against him wrapped in a blanket, his arms wrapped over me

tenta 0259 - 1091 - 6296

tenta 0259 - 1091 - 6296 Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:04:47 No.15077748 Report

Quoted By:

>pyroar
if he curled up and i slept against his belly maybe
>super size gourgeist
definitely too big
>scolipede
same as pyroar maybe
>clawitzer
too shellfishy and spiky (also big)
>scrafty
hell yeah
>noivern
might be too big but yeah sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:05:10 No.15077763 Report

Quoted By:

>Chandelure
Ghost pokemon have certain parts you cant touch
if you touch the flames in amie your hand goes through it so you're fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:05:13 No.15077767 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
Absolutely. Would sleep with, would nap under the shade of a tree with, would doze off on the couch watching a movie after a long day with. Absolute bro.
>Charizard
My bed would burn the fuck down because of that tail, but it would probably be cozy and warm to sleep next to. Might sleep with under the stars camping, where fire hazards are less of a problem.
>Heliolisk
Perfect size to snuggle like a teddy bear, yes.
>Vivillon
I'd be too scared of crushing his wings. He could sleep at the foot of the bed, or I'd make him a bed out of a basket and pillows or something.
>Goodra
I imagine it's kind of cold and clammy to touch. Would nap with under the muggy summertime sun, then play in the sprinklers to get the goop off, but probably wouldn't sleep with in bed.
>Gourgeist
Its upper body has that kinda whooshy transparent effect in Amie, so I don't know if cuddling would be possible, but yeah. Pumpkaboo line is ridiculously cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:07:39 No.15077860 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
>Greninja
Maybe, but I'd be afraid its tongue would get wrapped around my neck or something. Also, saliva.
>Aegislash
Haha no.
>Tyrantrum
Too big.
>Talonflame
Would be warm certainly, but I don't know about Flame body.
>Gogoat
If my bed managed to hold him up, sure.
>Pangoro
Too big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:07:43 No.15077864 Report

Quoted By:

>all these people saying too big
either you sleep on children's beds or you have no imagination (or youre too big yourself)

HungryHobo 4682-9532-7972 (Dedenne, Helioptile, Manetric)

HungryHobo 4682-9532-7972 (Dedenne, Helioptile, Manetric) Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:09:12 No.15077931 Report

Quoted By: >>15078274 >>15078329 >>15079586

>Mienshao
Oh hell yeah
>Weavile
I'd have to put mittens on its claws or something since I have a water bed, but yes!
>Chesnaught
Since I have a water bed, he would probably pop it so no unless I can find a shit ton of tennis balls or something
>Beedrill
Nah, we're bros. Plus, he hates it when I touch his stingers in amie, so yeah.
>Avalugg
I'd sleep on the top of him if it were summer again.
>Barbaracle
Yes, since I live in a crap sack neighborhood, and he would more than likely scare burgerlers off

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:09:20 No.15077937 Report

Quoted By: >>15078163

>Team full of poison-types

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:09:22 No.15077940 Report

Quoted By:

>Gardevoir
I might be judged a bit too harshly, but yeah - I bet she'd be comfier than my daki.

>Goodra
Er...not that I don't love doing laundry every day and buying a new mattress every week, but I'd have to say "no" to that.

>Mienshao
Maybe...probably yes.

>Malamar
...no.

>Noivern
Don't think it's really a bed Pokemon, so I'd have to say "no".

>Eevee
It'd be like sleeping with my cat now, so yeah, definitely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:11:11 No.15078008 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077016
>having this much of an inferiority complex

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:11:22 No.15078016 Report

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>gengar
YES
>crobat
yes
>drapion
yes
>noivern
yes
>typhlosion
YES
>zoroark
yes
>lucario
yes
>scolipede
if he fits in
>gliscor
yes
>krookodile
yes
>samurott
yes

I can sleep with anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:12:13 No.15078048 Report

Quoted By: >>15078131

>>15075664

>slurpuff

this is how you get ants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:14:23 No.15078131 Report

Quoted By: >>15078348

>>15078048
So durants are slurpuffs natural predator?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:15:02 No.15078163 Report

Quoted By: >>15078247 >>15078267

>>15077937
don't be a pussy, you will probably become immune... maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:16:35 No.15078247 Report

Quoted By: >>15078571

>>15078163
I always wonder if the humans in pokemon had types. I mean they are clearly fighting & psychic type humans

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:17:01 No.15078267 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078163
>Muk
>Weezing
>Nidoking
>Garbodor

I'm not gonna make it through the night.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:17:14 No.15078274 Report

Quoted By: >>15081952

>>15077931
>put mittens on his claws

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:18:28 No.15078329 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077931
Just use your barbarcle to steal wallets and move somewhere better!

Blade 1461-6353-0260 (Dugtrio, Wooper, Diggersby)

Blade 1461-6353-0260 (Dugtrio, Wooper, Diggersby) Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:18:59 No.15078348 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078131
>Fairy weak to steel
confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:20:00 No.15078394 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
I let my dog sleep on the bed with me so most pokemon would be fine

Snow 4742-5582-8900 [Nuzleaf, Liepard, Sneasel]

Snow 4742-5582-8900 [Nuzleaf, Liepard, Sneasel] Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:21:33 No.15078467 Report

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>Tyrantrum
Sorry bud, you're chillin' on the floor.
>Chestnaut
Keep Tyrantrum company. I'd rather not poke holes in the mattress.
>Lucario
If it'd like to.
>Malamr
Just keep those tentacles to yourself. Don't want to wake up with suction cup marks on me.
>Talonflame
They get their own little perch.
>Gogoat
Hell yes. Looks cuddly as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:21:54 No.15078486 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075046
>>Aegislash
>Keep in the nightstand
not giving it a proper rack mounted on the wall over your bed.
you disgust me

Kyle 5000-2445-1847 - Flying, Hawlucha, Pidgey, Swanna

Kyle 5000-2445-1847 - Flying, Hawlucha, Pidgey, Swanna Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:23:07 No.15078536 Report

Quoted By:

My Bro's team?
Absol - Hell yes. She's like a dog.
Shiftry - Sure, though I doubt he would want to sleep indoors.
Liepard - I love cats. Absolutely.
Heliolisk - Sure would.
Noivern - I don't know that it would like a bed.
Torkoal - I see him having difficulties getting ONTO the bed ,let alone not burning it up.

My competitive team?
Tyranitar - I don't know that he's a cuddlier.
Galvantula - I honestly don't like the idea of waking up to a huge-ass spider. So probably not.
Noivern
Aegislash - I don't think an Aegislash sleeps.
Tentacruel - It'd need water, probably a bath tub for it. I would swim with it.
Scizor - Sure, if it was comfy.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:23:58 No.15078566 Report

Quoted By: >>15079731

>Gardevoir
Sure, as long as it's not in mega form. Male or not, still would be nice to sleep with.
>Mawile
If it doesn't chew my head off, then yeah. Same male deal, but who cares?
>Galvantula
...we'll work it out. There's sleep paralysis and then there's that.
>Roserade
Thorns away, and we're all good. Four outta four so fa-
>Gorebyss
...fuck. I'll get a swimming pool and a floating bed on nice nights. That'll work.
>Scizor
Shitfuckcockdickniggers so much for all six. I have no clue how this would work.

Now how would I fit them all? Maybe... I buy bigger mattresses and Galvantula makes new fabric?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:24:10 No.15078571 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078247
I like to think that experienced trainers in a certain type, gym leaders and elite four members have them to an extent from being around them so long

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:24:25 No.15078583 Report

Quoted By:

>Delphox
Yes.

>Mawile
Fuck yes.

>Pangoro
Would sleep on its belly.

>Drifblim
I don't think that would work.

>Goodra
>All the slime all over me
Yes.

>Vaporeon
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:25:02 No.15078607 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074888
Trips confirm.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:25:47 No.15078648 Report

Quoted By: >>15078682

>Starmie
No.

>Dragonite
No..

>Venusaur
NO.

>Garchomp
HELL NO.

>Aggro
FUCK NO!

>Gardevoir
Can I fuck it too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:25:56 No.15078653 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076259
Because it's vaguely pink, has large eyes, and is adorable, thus fitting ALL the criteria for being a Fairy-type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:26:31 No.15078682 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078648
No, it says sleep, not rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:26:42 No.15078693 Report

Quoted By:

>Furfrou
Definitely. Probably has soft fur.
>Chessnaught
Too Spikey
>Lucario
Most likely, but wrap it's hands so it doesn't spike me
>Blastoise
It's a huge ass turtle.
>Talonflame
Don't want a flaming bird in my bed
>Steelix
Too... Just Nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:27:02 No.15078703 Report

Quoted By: >>15079026

>Delphox
If nothing sets on fire, it'd a be warm. So yea.

>Aegislash
Might hurt.

>Draglage
Might be wet. Probably fine, though.

>Carbink
Most certainly yes. It's adorable.

>Hawlucha
I don't see anything wrong with it.

>Heliolisk
I also don't see much wrong with it.

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2062-9731-0406 Snover/Sneasal/Cloyster Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:27:47 No.15078751 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
>Delphox
It's getting cold as shit, so I'm sure he wouldn't mind, he's a real bro Yeah I know, male Delphox. Don't give a shit about gender
>Vivillion
I suppose? Might hurt her wings though
>Florges
Thank gods I don't have allergies, yes she'd be cool
>Meowstic
My cats sleep with me all the time, so yeah he'd be cool too
>Aurorus
If he can fit in the bed, sure. Maybe just lay by the bed with his head laying on it or something.
>Dragalge
Fairly certain pokemon can turn off their abilities so poison point's nothing to worry long about. So long as she can live outside the water then yeah it's fine.

All in all yeah I'd be fine, more worried for them though than me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:28:18 No.15078776 Report

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>greninja
thank god I have a pond outside my house.
>metagross
I was just thinking to buy a new table.
>gengar
Can't feel shit. Better stand outside and scare any incoming intruders.
>talonflame
And there is a tree right next to the pond.
>heliolisk
Well he could sleep on the floor. I reckon his skin would be hard as fuck.
>Gardevoir
My boner would be active all night so she could just stay in pokeball so I could sleep.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:29:11 No.15078810 Report

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>Braixen
I don't see any problems here, so sure.
>Raichu
As long as I don't get shocked, yes. Raichu is one of my all time favorites so I'd try to find a way to make it work.
>Mawile
No way, I'd be too afraid of getting the chomp.
>Lilligant
Nope, I don't want to crease her flower or anything.
>Weavile
The claws have some potential to be... bad. But it could probably work, so sure.
>Froslass
Might get a little chilly, but I can manage.

They could all probably work out, but there are just a few reasons why I couldn't with some of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:29:29 No.15078821 Report

Quoted By: >>15081913

>>15075933
Real frogs aren't slimy. You must be thinking of homosexuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:30:17 No.15078853 Report

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>Greninja
Would probably sleep standing up or some ninja type thing, only to fall over in the middle of the night and scare the crap out if me
>Blaziken
Mmeeh...he'd probably sleep on the floor. Be nice as a heat source though.
>Lucario
Yes. I'd probable put some corks or something on his chest-spike things so I don't end up looking like swiss cheese.
>Hawlucha
Would fall asleep in front of the tv during a Spanish soap opera
>Venasaur
i have allergies
>Yveltal
...
>Lapras
Too rocky
>Sylveon
Yes.

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BIG FLAMING FAGGOT Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:33:11 No.15078995 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
Yeah, As long as he keeps his tongue is his mouth, I don't wanna roll over that shit
>Sylveon
Would probably be cuddled with, regardless of my opinion :I
>Blaziken
I think since blaziken is like a chicken, he would nest up somewhere? Also fire
>Aggron
Would let him, despite his monstrous heavy as shit frame, Aggron is fucking adorable.
>Venusaur
Would Sleep on him
> Hydreigon
Eh, probably not can't think of a reason why just no.
>Lucario
Yes, You know why 4chan
>Kangaskhan
4chan, I would live in that pouch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:33:37 No.15079026 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078703
...Holy shit, I thought someone had posted for me until I clicked the view more button. Since you use the same team as me, spare Heliolisk, try Vivillon. Motherfucking beast. Is Heliolisk good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:34:20 No.15079072 Report

Quoted By: >>15079644

>>15075320
If banette has insomnia then he isn't gonna be sleeping, he'll be rapin' your flower girls in their sleep

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:34:46 No.15079095 Report

Quoted By:

>Implying I'd need more than one Pokemon

And yes. This isn't even a question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:34:59 No.15079106 Report

Quoted By:

I have a somewhat short twin bed, and I'm a big guy. So, I'm not sure there'd be enough room. But...

>Sigilyph
Aren't they a fragile pokemon? I mean, their limbs are pretty thin... Also, it might be too wide.
>Haxorus
Too big.
>Blastoise
Maybe? I'd be cramped, but I could maybe get away with it if it retracted it's cannons.
>Greninja
Might be too tall for the bed, but it's the most likely candidate.
>Aegislash
Sharp as fuck, but if he remains in Combat form, he might be slim enough and short enough to work.
>Blaziken
A little tall. Bulkier than Greninja, but should also work.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:36:32 No.15079174 Report

Quoted By: >>15079395

>Delphox
Totally the best bedmate of the team, would be a pillow when she was Fennekin, a bed hog as Braixen (that rebellious phase), and just a chill bedmate as Delphox.

>Gardevoir
That spike would be a bit hard to work around, but she seems like she'd be too modest to share a bed, would probably want to stay in a pokeball or have separate beds.

>Lapras
Good cuddle buddy but she ain't gonna fit on a bed. Maybe for naps on a lake or something

>Raichu
Having to watch out for the cheeks would be a pain but I'd be cool sleeping with Raichu.

>Lucario
I get the feeling it'd be back to back because of spikes and because my Lucario is male and hasty, so I assume he rolls around in his sleep and I don't wanna wake up stabbed. Plus like Gardevoir, seems too noble/modest to want to share a bed.

>Venusaur
I'm sure the flower would smell nice but there's no way he'd fit comfortably onto a bed, best to stay in the pokeball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:38:55 No.15079280 Report

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>Braixen
Yes. She is fluffy and would be comfy

>Ivysaur
... Yes? probably comfy. Small enough to not be a problem.

>Siggoo
No. I'd get her a little kid pool outside to sleep in or something.

>Raichu
Probably. He'd be on the end of the bed though because of the cheeks.

>Poliwrath
Maybe? If she's not slimy probably.

>Tyrantrum
No he'd leave his stealth rock crumbs in the bed and it would be terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:39:40 No.15079316 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077191
>not hardcore mode Deino

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:39:53 No.15079330 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075424
>not spooning your aegislash

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:41:07 No.15079395 Report

Quoted By:

>>15079174
>Gardevoir
>too modest
I see what you did there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:41:08 No.15079396 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
>Hydreigon
Provided my bed can handle the extra 352.7lbs, though its size may be an issue.
>Tyrantrum
Outside, sure.
>Gardevoir
Yes, though I wouldn't do weird things to it.
>Volcarona
Definitely. It can even help keep us warm, and it looks so huggable!
>Milotic
I would, though I question if my bed could hold the extra weight. Plus its body is ridiculously long.
>Lilligant
Definitely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:44:03 No.15079544 Report

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>Absol
Yes, she's just a really big dog.
>Doublade
Nah, she probably wouldn't even tell the difference between the floor and a bed.
>Delphox
My bro, he would be insanely comfy to sleep next to. As long as that stick doesen't suddenly light on fire.
>Gardevoir
Yes
>Skrelp
I'd probably end up flattening her in my sleep so nah.
>Fletchinder
Pretty much same reason as Delphox, yes.

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Snow 4742-5582-8900 [Nuzleaf, Liepard, Sneasel] Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:44:56 No.15079586 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077931
Oh shit, tennis balls. I didn't even think of that.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:46:09 No.15079644 Report

Quoted By:

>>15079072
>he

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:47:17 No.15079691 Report

Quoted By:

>Scizor
Why yes I would. She's so perfect.

>Vespiquen
That hive dress is too big...I bet she cuddles good though.

>Ninjask
I dunno. I'm afraid I'd crush her.

>Scolipede
Too big, but I love her anyway.

>Crobat
She'd just look at me while she's hanging upside down with those glowing yellow eyes.

>Dragonite
Maybe if she was a Dratini or Dragonair...I'd use her belly for my pillow if I sleep outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:47:26 No.15079695 Report

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>Delphox
She's fluffy, so yes.
As long as she doesn't end up burning anything or something or poking me with her stick.

>Malamar
>Tentacles
Nah

>Vivillon
Sure, why not.

>Dragalge
He has max happiness in Amie, so he'd probably be sad if I didn't let him. He's huge though so idk.

>Spritzee
Yesssss.

>Aegislash
>Litteraly a sword
Sorry girl...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:48:07 No.15079731 Report

Quoted By: >>15079851

>>15078566
>Galvantula
spiderbro may enter the bed

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:48:35 No.15079747 Report

Quoted By:

Only with Sylveon or Gardevoir, the rest will be too big to fit in my room or on my bed.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:49:04 No.15079777 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
Sure, why not.
>Talonflame
Don't see why not.
>Flogres
Yes.
>Pangoro
Hell yes.
>Aegislash
Sorry buddy, no swords on the bed.
>Klefki
I guess. How would a key ring sleep, anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:49:06 No.15079779 Report

Quoted By:

>Talonflame
I'll give her a perch.
>Gengar
Kinda risky
>Blastoise
Will not fit in a twin.
>Chesnaught
Ditto.
>Tyrantrum
Nope.

Sylveon it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:49:52 No.15079817 Report

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>Noibat
If it actually lay in a bed I would probably crush it by rolling over
>Tyrunt
Looks terribly uncomfortable to sleep with, maybe when he evolves and gets that beard
>Deino
Fuck that, nigga blind so he bites everything
>Charizard
Could be warm and comfy, but pretty aggresive so nah
>Garchomp
Covererd in spikes, would wreck my sheets
>Goodra
Nigga be all sticky and shit

Such is life as a dragon trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:50:45 No.15079851 Report

Quoted By: >>15079962

>>15079731
I forget, how big is Galvantula, anyways? I could just use him as a blanket, though risk waking up relatively dead.

Also, forgot Gallade in that, but he'd be no issue to sleep with either, so yeah.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:51:29 No.15079881 Report

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>Scizor
Sure why not
>Flygon
It would be my bed
>Archeops
I would cuddle with it like a dog
>Venasaur
Would make great sleep medicine
>Starmie
Probably not
Jolteon
>Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:52:33 No.15079930 Report

Quoted By:

>Gardevoir
Oh sweet heavens, yes.
>Mawile
I'd snuggle that big mouth all day.

The rest can sleep on the floor for all I care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:53:19 No.15079962 Report

Quoted By: >>15080028

>>15079851
according to bulba
Height
2'07" 0.8 m
Weight
31.5 lbs. 14.3 kg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:55:03 No.15080028 Report

Quoted By:

>>15079962
Smaller than I thought. Spiderbro still gets to enter the bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:57:12 No.15080124 Report

Quoted By:

>Delphox
Yes, warm and comfy. It's male but I'd still cuddle with it, no homo
>Tyrantrum
Probably not, doesn't look comfy and it's too big
>Aegislash
Why not?
>Heliolisk
Again, why not?
>Venusaur
Too big. I could sleep ON it though
>Xerneas
Most likely a little too big

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:57:13 No.15080126 Report

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>Chesnaught
Sure, but he will have to remove the shell.
>Charizard
Probably wouldn't work.
>Barbaracle
Definitely wouldn't work.
>Vivillon
I'd be worried about the wings, but she likes being touched on the wings, so I assume it could work.
>Florges
Hell yes.
>Lucario
No, fuck spikes.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:57:26 No.15080139 Report

Quoted By: >>15080295

>tfw napping in bed with Lilligant, being lulled to sleep by her flower's soothing smell

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:59:14 No.15080216 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw sleeping with your trap gardevoir

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 19:59:23 No.15080225 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw all female team... ohboy

>Delphox.
of course, my starting babes.

>Meowstic
Who wouldn't?

>Gourgeist
Oh most definitely

>Goodra
Baby, you have yourself a cuddle partner .

>Sylveon
Yes. Always.

>Lapras
We'll figure something out.

And then when they're nice and sound asleep pat them on the head and tell them what a wonderful job they've been doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:00:10 No.15080260 Report

Quoted By: >>15080441

>people don't want to sleep with lucario because of the spike
>not being the big spoon

get with it faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:01:01 No.15080295 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080139
>tfw this will never happen to you

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:02:09 No.15080354 Report

Quoted By:

>F. Poliwag
I'll wait until Poliwhirl, mostly because that's my favorite pokemans and because that little mouth on Poliwag is weird.

>M. Hawlucha
Maybe, but not if he's a cuddler/ grappler.

>M. Greninja
Sure, if he doesn't do freaky stuff with his tongue scarf.

>M. Charmeleon
No, I don't want my bed set on fire.

>F. Pangoro
I would, but I don't think my bed can handle a 7 foot bear.

>F. Roselia
Yeah, but not mine since she has Poison Point and I'd rather not die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:02:48 No.15080386 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075756
>>Sylveon
Ribbon-like feelers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:03:02 No.15080400 Report

Quoted By:

>Mawile
M-maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:03:26 No.15080428 Report

Quoted By:

Currently doing a Red nuzlocke run:
>Ivysaur
Of course!
>Rattata
Same.
>Beedrill
Um. I'd rather not.
>Spearow
Probably not.
>Geodude
Too hard.
>Ekans
Yeah, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:03:42 No.15080441 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080260
>tfw Lucario would beat you into submission in the struggle for dominance.
O-okay...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:04:18 No.15080474 Report

Quoted By:

Gardevoir
yes
Goodra
yes
delphox/braxien
yes
Furfrou
its dog end of the bed
Aegislash
cut me up so sword rack with you
Noivern
its probably huge so outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:04:45 No.15080492 Report

Quoted By: >>15080591

Yes. Especially my ghostbros, I love them too much.

Even if I may not be able to hug them ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:05:08 No.15080509 Report

Quoted By:

>Chestnaught
Sorry, Gawain, I can get ya your own bed easily enough, but you're too big to share mine anymore
>Tyrantrum
Even bigger than Chesnaught, so that's a no
>Talonflame
I don't think they rightly can sleep in a bed. Maybe she can perch on the footboard
>Clawitzer
Maybe? That claw could be a problem though.
>Raichu
That's more like it. Would Static affect humans?
>Florges
If she was into that sort of thing, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:05:23 No.15080522 Report

Quoted By: >>15080595

I wouldn't, but I sure /vp/ would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:06:29 No.15080572 Report

Quoted By:

>Pangoro
Would snuggle
>Nidoking
Too spiky
>Sylveon
Would snuggle
>Roserade
Too poisonous
>Chandalure
Physical moves don't effect ghosts.
Barbaracle
>To rocky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:06:51 No.15080591 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080492
sword is Steel/ghost so steel before possessed sword.

also wish that ghost spider leak was real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:06:54 No.15080593 Report

Quoted By:

Greninja - Don't see why not, though it might be a bit slimy, so I would prefer if it slept as far away from me as possible.

Probopass - Would destroy the bed

Gligar - Poisonous tail, no. Maybe if it let me wrap the tail in bubble wrap.

Sableye - As long as it doesn't phase through the bed or some other skullduggerous shit.

Dragalge - Too big and poison point

Vivillon - Would leave scales everywhere, lacks the means to clean it up itself.

Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:06:57 No.15080595 Report

Quoted By: >>15080652

>>15080522
Who is /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:07:28 No.15080618 Report

Quoted By:

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:08:29 No.15080652 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080595
The defunct super-intelligence sitting in the dusty corner of an abandoned Mc'Donald's.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:09:29 No.15080687 Report

Quoted By: >>15080730 >>15080800

Oh god I would sleep with Flareon in a heartbeat, he's so warm and fluffy like an electric blanket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:10:34 No.15080730 Report

Quoted By: >>15080830 >>15080843

>>15080687
If it had a bad dream it would set fire to the bed and you with it.

Pokemon are dangerous creatures.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:11:52 No.15080783 Report

Quoted By: >>15080808

Sharing a bed is small time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:12:18 No.15080800 Report

Quoted By: >>15081680

>>15080687
This. It's got such a big fluffy tail.

It's my favorite eeveelution design-wise. Shame about the moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:12:33 No.15080808 Report

Quoted By: >>15080898

>>15080783
The curve of the shell would cause back problems.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:12:53 No.15080825 Report

Quoted By: >>15080916

>Togekiss
Might be good to cuddle with.
>Arcanine
Nigga can sleep next to the bed.
>Froslass
It stays outside. I don't need it to hail in my bedroom.
>Pangoro
Too awkward.
>Lilligant
I'd love to but she'd probably trigger my allergies.
>Gardevoir
>pic related

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:13:01 No.15080830 Report

Quoted By: >>15080926 >>15081005

>>15080730
I'd get fireproof bedsheets and get an emergency shower installed above the bed. I don't care.

Would snuggle every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:13:24 No.15080843 Report

Quoted By: >>15080926

>>15080730
Then don't teach your pokemon sleep talk

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:14:48 No.15080898 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080808
Not a problem.

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Fuskand (Pierce)「X」 4871-4482-5945 !!rHlE+W44I66 Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:14:53 No.15080902 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076351
>tfw I used to breed cockatiels
>tfw my old bro Lester could sing the ed edd n eddy theme
I miss him so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:15:06 No.15080916 Report

Quoted By: >>15080940

>>15080825
>Not wanting to cuddle giant fluffy fire dog
Tippity tek, the toppest of kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:15:19 No.15080926 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080830
Smart choice for a dangerous situation.

>>15080843
Have you never writhed in your sleep? Getting hot for a fire-type is probably as natural as breathing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:15:45 No.15080940 Report

Quoted By: >>15080993

>>15080916
But it would probably break the fucking bed.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:16:00 No.15080953 Report

Quoted By:

>dragonite
I'd sleep with it every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:17:04 No.15080993 Report

Quoted By: >>15081027

>>15080940
>implying you'd need a bed assuming you have an arcanine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:17:32 No.15081005 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080830
Don't forget to have Alakazam skill swap Magic Guard onto you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:17:42 No.15081011 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076351
What bird is that ? It's so cute !

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:18:04 No.15081027 Report

Quoted By:

>>15080993
I-
...
You have a point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:18:06 No.15081028 Report

Quoted By: >>15081129

Ehhhh... Don't think I'd want any of them in or too close to the bed in case I roll over on them or step on a tail on my way out. I would probably put them...
>Raichu
On a pillow near the foot of the bed
>Mawile
Pillow next to Raichu
>Cinncino
Another pillow.
>Vaporeon
Bathtub.
>Gardevoir
In Pokeball on nightstand. Too big/humanoid for sleeping on the floor and she sure as hell isn't getting in bed with me. Too creepy.
>Pangoro
2big4room, stays in a ball on nightstand.
>Chesnaught
2big4room, stays in a ball on nightstand.
>Lilligant
Stands near a window facing the direction of the sunrise so she can absorb sunlight in the morning. Don't think she would lay down when she sleeps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:19:31 No.15081080 Report

Quoted By:

>Honedge
It's a possessed sword.
Why would you sleep with a possessed sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:19:42 No.15081091 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
I already sleep with my dogs, so I can't image this will be all that diff
>Aggron
>Tyrantrum
>Tyranitar
>Clawitzer
Oh god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:20:26 No.15081119 Report

Quoted By:

>meowstic
yes
>politoed
yes
>kangaskhan
yes
>vaporeon
yes
>goodra
yes
>sylveon
yes

>not only having cuddliest of the pokemons
plebs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:20:32 No.15081129 Report

Quoted By: >>15081202

>>15081028
>Vaporeon
>Bathtub.

>yfw Vaporeon morphs into water as it falls asleep and then someone in your house wakes up to shower in the morning and drains the bathtub with Vaporeon still in it

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IL Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:21:15 No.15081158 Report

Quoted By: >>15083463

>>15076635
>used to dream she was lying next to me
>happiest nights of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:22:23 No.15081202 Report

Quoted By: >>15081268 >>15081298

>>15081129
I don't want it in the room because I'm pretty sure it's...moist or something.

>someone in your house
...like who? I live alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:24:23 No.15081268 Report

Quoted By: >>15081375 >>15081408

>>15081202
Oh god, you showered while standing on your own Vaporeon. You sick bastard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:25:03 No.15081298 Report

Quoted By: >>15081375 >>15081457

>>15081202
>I don't want it in the room because I'm pretty sure it's...moist or something.

Give me a simgle reason you wouldn't sleep with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:25:40 No.15081319 Report

Quoted By: >>15081387

Delphox
>yes
Hawlucha
>yes
Meowstic
>yes
Barbaracle
>probably uncomfortable
Goodra
>too slimy
Heliolisk
>yes

Cake !!yD2X3PbQhvG

Cake !!yD2X3PbQhvG Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:25:43 No.15081320 Report

Quoted By:

>Aegislash
lel no

>Goodra
lel no

>Klefki
lel no

>Lapras
lel no

>Absol
HELL YES

>Delphox
I dunno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:26:47 No.15081375 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081268
We're talking about where it sleeps. I wouldn't be stupid enough to leave it in there and step on it.

>>15081298
Wet carpet, sheets, blanket, pillow and pajamas.
No thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:27:02 No.15081387 Report

Quoted By: >>15081449

>>15081319
>Hawlucha
SLEEP WRESTLING

Dexter 0559-7351-6257

Dexter 0559-7351-6257 Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:27:22 No.15081405 Report

Quoted By:

>Mewtwo
Yes.

>Pyroar (F)
Of course.

>Pikachu (M)
Of fucking course.

>Scarmory (M)
He could sleep with his wings folded in, I guess

>Florges (F)
Why not?

>Kirlia (F)
10/10 would cuddle.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:27:25 No.15081408 Report

Quoted By: >>15081461 >>15081489

>>15081268
What about bathing in your Vaporeon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:28:29 No.15081449 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081387

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:28:43 No.15081457 Report

Quoted By: >>15081662

>>15081298
because you could sleep with glaceon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:28:47 No.15081461 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081408
You make me sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:29:19 No.15081489 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081408
Absolutely disgusting.

0791 1645 4509

0791 1645 4509 Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:29:23 No.15081492 Report

Quoted By:

>Chesnaught
My bed would have holes

>Pangoro
Wouldn't fit

>Aeigslash
2edgy

>Clawitzer
Would smell a bit fishy, maybe be a bit wet.

>Noivern
I could manage

>Garchomp
Nigga bit too big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:29:42 No.15081512 Report

Quoted By: >>15081954

>>15076761
>as it IS winter in the UK
No, it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:30:25 No.15081545 Report

Quoted By: >>15081677

>Gengar
I like my dreams uneaten
>Alakazam
Why not
>Venesaur
Hell yeah sleeping under dat foliage
>Metagross
No
>Azumarill
Yes
>Quacklin'
The best

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:30:30 No.15081546 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
Sure. I don't care if he's slimy, he's my nigga.
>Houndoom
Hell yeah. Could sleep at the foot of the bed.
>Sylveon
Definitely.
>Weavile
Sure, but I'd be afraid to accidentally lean against his claws.
>Meowstic
Yep.
>Emolga
Definitely.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:32:33 No.15081627 Report

Quoted By:

>Mamoswine
No for obvious reasons.

>Bibarel
Nope.

>Talonflame
It would burn my bed.

>Haxorus
2edgy 3big

>Greninja
Sure.

>Pangoro
Too big.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:33:28 No.15081662 Report

Quoted By: >>15081743 >>15082036 >>15082212 >>15082342

>>15081457
>your Glaceon has always been really affectionate with you
>it always tries to climb into bed to sleep with you
>you always refuse
>one summer, it's scorching hot outside
>to make matters worse, your A/C breaks
>even at night, you're sweating profusely, miserably warm in your own home
>there's no way you can sleep with this kind of weather
>you walk into your bedroom and find your Glaceon laying there like this
>she knows she would feel so cool and comfortable against your hot skin
>she knows you can't refuse any more
>she knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:33:44 No.15081677 Report

Quoted By: >>15081783

>>15081545
Doesn't Alakazam learn Dream Eater too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:33:54 No.15081680 Report

Quoted By: >>15081745 >>15083326

>>15080800
What moves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:35:29 No.15081743 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081662
B-boner pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:35:30 No.15081745 Report

Quoted By: >>15083326

>>15081680
Exactly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:36:26 No.15081783 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081677

Oh my god NO

I'd have horrible eaten dreams and then blame it on Gengar anyways, if it wasn't for you, anon. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:37:15 No.15081822 Report

Quoted By: >>15081880 >>15085136

If I also get to be my kawaii female protag, then yeah I'd sleep with most of my team. I think it'd be awkward and/or sexual otherwise. Girls are so pure and innocent (in vidya and anime) so that's really the only situation where I'd do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:38:26 No.15081880 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081822
But there are non 3dpd pd sluts, too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:39:22 No.15081913 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078821
And the French.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:39:26 No.15081917 Report

Quoted By: >>15081953

>Kangaskhan
Yes, with little baby between us
>Gengar
Sure, but only if it loved me
>Rhydon
If I lived in a 1 story house
>Mamoswine
Yes :D
>Alakazam
I guess, I don't see him sleeping much
>Togekiss
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:40:13 No.15081952 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078274
I am so tempting to go into a draw thread now a request that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:40:15 No.15081953 Report

Quoted By: >>15082984 >>15083057 >>15083112 >>15083160 >>15083352 >>15083497

>>15081917
>:D
Stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:40:17 No.15081954 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081512
Its Autumn. Close enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:42:00 No.15082036 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081662
yes please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:42:02 No.15082040 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
Me and my pokemon will sleep on this soft fucker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:46:48 No.15082212 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081662
This image has never been more appropriate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:47:10 No.15082230 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076934
hey aren't you from /g/ desktop threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:49:47 No.15082342 Report

Quoted By: >>15082521

>>15081662
Make her more anthropomorphic and my dick MIGHT flinch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:50:10 No.15082357 Report

Quoted By:

>>15074699
>Vivillon
Couldn't cuddle one, but it'd probably lie gently on top of me or attempt to nuzzle up to me if my back is against a wall so I don't squish it.
>Vespiquen
Her fat ass would take all of my covers and bees would sting me through the night.
>Chesnaught
Depends. Is the shell thing detatchable?
>Torchic
I would cuddle that fucker so much.
>Lucario
No, those hand spikes would ruin my bed.
>Chespin
It's spikes are soft in the Pokédex entry, and only activate when in danger or in battle. Fucking yeah, I'd cuddle one.
>Xerneas
Couldn't fit.
>Pumpkaboo
I would cuddle it.
>Talonflame
That'd be great to snuggle for warmth, but it has Flame Body and it would put me in the hospital.
>Xatu
He would probably stand around next to my bed and do nothing all night.
>Shuckle
Yes.
>Goomy
Yes.
>Bidoof
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:50:40 No.15082383 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076189
>according to amie, this thing can't close its eyes
Most insects don't have eyelids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:53:37 No.15082521 Report

Quoted By:

>>15082342
>more anthropomorphic

Do I need to bring out the Harkness test?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 20:55:21 No.15082604 Report

Quoted By:

>Klefki sleeping on the shelf behind my bed while I sleep
Too cute/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:00:01 No.15082827 Report

Quoted By:

>Sceptile
Possibly. I think he'd prefer the outdoors though.
>Salamence
Nope, too big, would hog the entire thing.
>Jolteon
Fuck yes, as well as any other Eeveelution (except Flareon).
>Arcanine
Maybe too big, also I don't want my bed on fire.
>Politoed
Again, possibly. Probably real slimy and wet though.
>Gengar
Fucker'd just keep screwing with me, with moves like Nightmare and Dream Eater. No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:02:16 No.15082922 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
Ehhhh... no. Seems kinda... clammy.

>Vespiquen
I'm scared of wasps.

>Garchomp
No.

>Gourgeist
Would totally cuddle.

>Blaziken
Nah.

>Umbreon
Absolutely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:03:21 No.15082984 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081953
:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:05:02 No.15083057 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081953
:B
XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:05:26 No.15083072 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076079

I love the rollover text for this comic.

>Ironically, it loves to eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:06:17 No.15083112 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081953
He hee
:R :G :D:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:07:25 No.15083160 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081953
:D
:D
:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:11:06 No.15083326 Report

Quoted By: >>15083520

>>15081745
>>15081680
> not knowing Flareon now can learn Flame Charge and Flare Blitz on top of Fire Fang

It learns more STAB moves than most pokemon now. Stop being faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:11:44 No.15083352 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081953
:D
captcha- :D

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:13:28 No.15083418 Report

Quoted By: >>15083578

Playing Light Platinum right now so I'll go by that team

>Blastoise
Too big, I'd give him a good tank to sleep in though.

>Arcanine
Yes, dogbros are best to sleep with

>Luxray
Yes, like dogbros, catbros are great too

>Heracross
Been my bro since Gen II, hell yes

>Gardevoir
Sure, and we'd cuddle

>Toxicroak
Too slimy, but he could share a tank with Blastoise

Ratiasu mai waifu

Ratiasu mai waifu Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:14:19 No.15083463 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081158
>tfw i had similar dreams
>Best nights of my life too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:14:45 No.15083487 Report

Quoted By:

>Lucario
Why not.
>Aggron
Too big. Maybe too heavy to even be inside.
>Flygon
Sure, if the bed's large enough.
>Delphox
Hell yeah.
>Aegislash
Mounted on the wall.
>Vivillon
Depends on how fragile its wings are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:14:54 No.15083497 Report

Quoted By:

>>15081953
>.>

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:15:18 No.15083515 Report

Quoted By:

>Gengar
Would cuddle with

>Pidgeot
God no, how the hell would a bird sleep in a bed?

>Greninja
I'd rather not have a loose tongue flapping around in my bed

>Snorlax
He would be the bed

>Goomy
Probably soft as hell but too sticky

>Gabite
Too pointy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:15:28 No.15083520 Report

Quoted By:

>>15083326
Nigga I love flareon but what coverage does it get?

Not to mention its stat spread is still not suited to physical sweeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:16:38 No.15083578 Report

Quoted By: >>15083636

>>15083418
>Blastoise
>Too big

Nigga he's 5'03"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:16:55 No.15083587 Report

Quoted By:

I'd really like to see someone in the anime wearing honedge/doublade on their back.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:17:48 No.15083623 Report

Quoted By:

>current team is Pancham, Dunsparce, Snubbull, Joltik and Kabuto
Cuddle fest ahoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:18:01 No.15083636 Report

Quoted By: >>15083708

>>15083578
But he's the width of two people, at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:19:41 No.15083708 Report

Quoted By:

>>15083636
That and he probably can't feel just how comfy a bed is due to his big shell.

He'd probably be more comfy living in his own shell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:26:31 No.15083966 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076175
Hence why I bred it, traded the egg to my other version, and started with it from scratch. It's a frail bugger that can't do much other than flick other pokemon on the nose, but damn it's so cute and I just know it will be that much more satisfying once she evolves and starts wrecking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:30:54 No.15084141 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
That tongue is gonna be everywhere, no no nononononononono
>Jolteon
Electric, pointy fur, I'm sorry but you can sleep next to the bed
>Hydreigon
I'd be killed by the heads fighting in the bed, so no
>Mawile
If he doesn't eat me, then sure
>Togekiss
Cuddly, soft, warm, AND covers me in joy dust? Fuck yes.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:36:26 No.15084385 Report

Quoted By:

I can't think of a pokemon I wouldn't cuddle with, aside from the dangerous/deadly ones that would kill me somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:48:07 No.15084934 Report

Quoted By:

>Scizor
I'd sleep with her, maybe. During summer, because cold steel and such.

>Talonflame
Don't birds shit during their sleep? It better not shit on my head or anywhere on my bed at all.

>Greninja
No

>Gardevoir
Would cuddle all night with

>Aegislash
I don't want to die yet

>Banette
Would most likely try to scare the shit out of me, so rather not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:52:59 No.15085136 Report

Quoted By: >>15085247

>>15081822
>Girls are so pure and innocent

Bro we fap as much as dudes do, media just likes everyone to pretend we don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:55:45 No.15085247 Report

Quoted By: >>15085302 >>15085381

>>15085136
I had a 25-year-old girlfriend who said she had never masturbated before. That's kind of outrageous for a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:57:15 No.15085302 Report

Quoted By:

>>15085247
I bet it's because she was a dirty slut that takes black dicks every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 21:59:20 No.15085381 Report

Quoted By: >>15085712

>>15085247
Okay, those women exist and I won't deny that they do. The reason they do though is because they have bought into the false image of what women "should be like" and think they're not supposed to like sex enough to fap - not because women are inherently less sexual that men. (And then there's always individuals who just don't have an interest in sex, but that's a whole other thing.)

Sorry to go off-topic for a post or two. Commence poke-snuggling.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:07:29 No.15085712 Report

Quoted By: >>15085961

>>15085381
>The reason they do though is because they have bought into the false image of what women "should be like"

She didn't like it when I told her that.

>Would snuggle: glorious Ninetales

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:10:20 No.15085831 Report

Quoted By:

>Electabuzz
I guess? I mean he's a pretty cool dude and I wouldn't mind sharing the bed but it's not really a cuddling situation
>Gallade
Same situation I guess?
>Blaziken
Again I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with him but it feels like bad bromance
>Gengar
If he sleeps I guess
>Pidgeot
I'll just make a nice place for him to sleep, birds love that shit
>Cloyster
Those spikes

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:12:41 No.15085938 Report

Quoted By:

>Pidgeot
Don't think it would work well
>Primeape
No
>Porygon 2
Don't think he/she/it would like to...
>Gengar
Yeah sure
>Lapras
Don't think she would be comfortable, but why not
>Lilligant
Fuck yeah, cute and huggable as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:13:17 No.15085961 Report

Quoted By: >>15086019

>>15085712
All ladies are individuals with their own reasons, likes and dislikes. I'm just saying what I find to be the situation on average. You'd know her better than me bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:14:25 No.15086019 Report

Quoted By: >>15086265

>>15085961
>All ladies are individuals with their own reasons, likes and dislikes.

Fuck, really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:19:18 No.15086240 Report

Quoted By:

>Greninja
He's really cute. Would sleep with.
>Lucario
As long as he doesn't stab me with his spike.
>Garchomp
He's a lot taller than me and my bed is small, so probably not.
>Vivillon
Yes, he's adorable.
>Doublade
No, sorry bro.
>Charizard
He would burn everything, so no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:19:41 No.15086265 Report

Quoted By:

>>15086019
Let it sink in, anon. Take your time...

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2013 22:20:14 No.15086292 Report

Quoted By:

>Jolteon
I get the feeling he'd kick around too much, but he's my nigga and I do the same thing so I'd put up with it.
>Delphox
Ehh I guess I'll let this one slide this time, I don't think there'd be room for the both of us.
>Blastoise
If he can find a way to make it work I'm all game.
>Sylveon
Tricky... top cuddle material, but those flesh ribbons going might go rogue during a dream and smack the shit out of me, but again I'd put up with it.
>Noivern
If I can pry it off of the ceiling maybe, but I'm not hopeful.
>Tyrantrum
Not too keen on scales but that beard is delicious.

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