>>15091928That sure is funny yeah. Keep saying that while my Mega Garchomp Earthquakes you into the ground because you're slow as shit buddy.
What's that? Sucker Punch? Yeah too bad I'm bulky as hell too. Oh yeah and about that Ice Shard? Increased bulk sure is helping me out with surviving that, which rapes Normal Garchomp even though he has higher speed. Oh hold on wait, I'm slower? Yeah say that to my face faggot when I'm tanking non-ice shard hits and still outspeeding most of you cunts.
EAT STAB 175 BASE ATTACK EARTHQUAKE WITH ALMOST DOUBLED POWER IN SAND AND THEN COME CRYING TO ME ABOUT TOO SLOW YOU LITTLE CUNT.
Seriously though Mega Garchomp is raping online for me. He's outspeeding most normal Garchomps too because he has Jolly and they all go Adamant like retards, and when he does get outrun, he facetanks EQs and Outrages because he's so damn bulky.
