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>be legendary all-powerful god Pokemon
>totally have the power to destroy the world if I wanted to but don't because I'm a nice guy
>get captured by bad guys while sleeping
>they want to use my power to rule the world
>regret not destroying the world sooner
>get rescued by random 12 year old trainer
>decide to his wreck his shit because fuck humans
>random 12 year old trainer used master ball!
>NO NO FUCK SHIT NO NO
>legendary all-powerful god Pokemon was caught!
>legendary all-powerful god Pokemon was sent to box 4 in someone's PC!
>Get withdrawn
>"wow, fucking brave natured, back in the box you go"
>live the rest of my days out on a hard drive

such is the life of a god Pokemon