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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:07:40 No.15197534 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15197610 >>15197625 >>15198438 >>15199083 >>15199286

Daily reminder that no prof has ever or will ever be as good as this motherfucker right here.
He's so into research, he WANTS you to let your pokemon be free of their pokeballs. Nigga discovered Pichu. Nigga discovered prevolutions. Nigga lets pokemon bite him. He gives no shits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:09:58 No.15197609 Report

Quoted By: >>15197625

Agree.

Elm rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:09:59 No.15197610 Report

Quoted By: >>15197625

>>15197534
based OP
Oak is cool tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:10:34 No.15197625 Report

Quoted By: >>15197707

>>15197534
>>15197609
>>15197610
>Elm
>Best Professor
Holy shit, how can people be so wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:11:46 No.15197670 Report

Quoted By: >>15197707

>He's so into research, he WANTS you to let your pokemon be free of their pokeballs.
What?
That was anniversary game. That shit's not canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:13:04 No.15197707 Report

Quoted By: >>15200863

>>15197625
I bet you like le shitamore
Elm warrants you to let your pokemon travel outisde their balls, which remains the best feature in any pokemon game. All they had to do was scale down the models and give them 1 more movement animation. But no.
>>15197670
>main series game
>not canon
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:19:06 No.15197880 Report

Quoted By: >>15197987

Agree so hard
such a chill prof

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:22:30 No.15197987 Report

Quoted By: >>15198342 >>15198804

>>15197880
>Freaks out about everything
>Fanboys over Oak
>Over excitable about anything research related that he didn't even discover anyway
Yeah man, so chill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:33:58 No.15198342 Report

Quoted By: >>15198717 >>15198846 >>15198869 >>15198886 >>15199072 >>15200101 >>15201122 >>15202942 >>15203734 >>15203857 >>15203867

>>15197987
He discovered more than any of the other shitty profs.
>Oak- "I'm 68 years old and there are DEFINITELY only 149 pokemon and DEFINITELY not 100 more one mile west."

>Birch- "H-HELP THIS 2 FOOT TALL DOG IS GOING TO E-EAT ME, SAVE ME, 10 YEAR OLD!"

>Rowan- "Pokemon evolve, and that's cool."

>Juniper- I honestly don't remember a single thing about her

>Sycamore- "Le wow so fantastique what a le amazing le trainer you are se manifique oh-hoh-hoh bagette"

>Elm- "Pokemon come from eggs. Did you idiots seriously that Onix gave live births? Lemme finish this candy bar and then be super cool to this dude that stole my pokemon, but has clearly changed his ways, then I'll tell you more."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:36:58 No.15198438 Report

Quoted By: >>15198650

>>15197534
he's so into his research he even forgets to eat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:43:23 No.15198620 Report

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100% based op

shit was the first professor to use emails and IMs too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:44:33 No.15198650 Report

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>>15198438
Exactly. Fucking Oak and rowan live on beachfront property, for fuck's sake, you KNOW those old fucks never get shit done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:46:43 No.15198717 Report

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>>15198342
>Oak- "I'm 68 years old and there are DEFINITELY only 149 pokemon and DEFINITELY not 100 more one mile west."

Funny because a lot of the new pokemon were native to Kanto anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:49:26 No.15198798 Report

Quoted By: >>15199749

Rowan is literally Oak's senior, no one can top that motherfucker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:49:39 No.15198804 Report

Quoted By: >>15198917 >>15198926

>>15197987
>Freaks out about everything
>Fanboys over Oak
>Over excitable about anything research related that he didn't even discover anyway

why does this sound so familiar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:51:11 No.15198846 Report

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>>15198342
>Rowan- "Pokemon evolve, and that's cool."
based Rowan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:52:05 No.15198869 Report

Quoted By: >>15202942

>>15198342
>oh-hoh-hoh bagette

I laughed too hard for nearly 2 a.m.
Someone screen cap please, phone is retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:53:00 No.15198886 Report

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>>15198342
>Sycamore- "Le wow so fantastique what a le amazing le trainer you are se manifique oh-hoh-hoh bagette"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:54:21 No.15198917 Report

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>>15198804
HOWAN CONFRIMED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:54:44 No.15198926 Report

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>>15198804
I dunno, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:55:33 No.15198943 Report

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based as fuck old men tier: Rowan, Oak
Beta tier: Elm
Chinstrap tier: Birch
Woman tier: Juniper
Le tier: Sycamore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 06:56:56 No.15198976 Report

Quoted By: >>15199062

>all these shitty profs
>imposter oak for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:00:35 No.15199062 Report

Quoted By: >>15199086 >>15199090 >>15199115

>>15198976
Oak was shit. He was 68 years old and he never even saw 150 animals in his own region. Or traveled half a mile to the left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:01:17 No.15199072 Report

Quoted By:

>>15198342
>Rowan- "Pokemon evolve, and that's cool."

How is this not the coolest fucking thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:01:53 No.15199083 Report

Quoted By:

>>15197534
Oak
>he getting up in years but he canonically isn't the herp derp only 150 prof anymore as of FRLG

Elm
>little too into is research but his dedication is admirable and he seems to be a pretty cool dude

Birch
>comes off as the fresh out of college type he is very young so its possible

Rowan
>not the most sociable person but he's good at what he does

Junipher
>1 like oak he is mostly retired
>2 clearly knows her stuff but lacks experience, was sheltered and never allowed to help with the more serious projects

Sycamore
knows what he is doing but tends to be a little showboaty, but he did help organize a parade for you but something tells me he's a bit of a ladies man, and is particularly fond of your mother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:02:05 No.15199086 Report

Quoted By: >>15199158

>>15199062
can you even fucking read

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:02:10 No.15199090 Report

Quoted By: >>15199158

>>15199062
>imposter oak
learn to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:03:50 No.15199115 Report

Quoted By: >>15199158

>>15199062
>imposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:05:50 No.15199158 Report

Quoted By: >>15199230

>>15199086
>>15199090
>>15199115
Haha I was just kidding got u guys haha
;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:08:54 No.15199230 Report

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>>15199158
There there anon, as long as you learn of the great man that is imposter oak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:11:40 No.15199286 Report

Quoted By: >>15199365 >>15199489 >>15204378

>>15197534
Threadly reminder that Elm is so forgotten, he was excluded from a list of professors trying to determine the most forgettable professor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:15:01 No.15199365 Report

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>>15199286
I mean, I always forget that national park existed.
But national park is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:17:58 No.15199428 Report

Quoted By: >>15199693

what did juniper even do? goddamn

I want to suck Elm's cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:20:15 No.15199489 Report

Quoted By:

>>15199286
Oh god I don't remember either of those professors in the OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:29:13 No.15199693 Report

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>>15199428
I dunno, man. She was just like the rest of gen V. Forgettable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:31:33 No.15199749 Report

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>>15198798
>implying they weren't colleagues

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:38:06 No.15199897 Report

Quoted By: >>15199921

>forget what juniper looks like
>google 'professor juniper'
>pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:38:42 No.15199921 Report

Quoted By: >>15199978

>>15199897
Dammit forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:41:33 No.15199978 Report

Quoted By: >>15200010

>>15199921
You know that works off of previous search history right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:43:05 No.15200010 Report

Quoted By: >>15200027

>>15199978
I've never searched for Juniper (or anything relating to her) before...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:44:03 No.15200027 Report

Quoted By: >>15200053

>>15200010
No but you visit 4chan and I'm assuming you search hentai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:45:17 No.15200053 Report

Quoted By: >>15200108

>>15200027
I don't search hentai, or at least I don't recall searching hentai.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:47:15 No.15200101 Report

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>>15198342
>>Sycamore- "Le wow so fantastique what a le amazing le trainer you are se manifique oh-hoh-hoh bagette"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:47:36 No.15200108 Report

Quoted By: >>15200204

>>15200053
Eh, all I'm saying is that google search is relative to the user. There's no such thing as a default search result. See pic for example. I doubt this shows up for someone who doesn't search a shit load of pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:52:02 No.15200204 Report

Quoted By: >>15204479

>>15200108
Bulbapedia is my third result. Gotta start googling more pokemon so I can get on your level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 07:59:10 No.15200354 Report

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Fucking based OP.
He doesnt even get mad at the dude that stole his pokemon, he can tell that he learned a lesson from his journey with Gold/Crys/Lyra/Ethan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:17:31 No.15200724 Report

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I wanted to say theres no debate going on. But then I remembered that it's impossible to debate fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:23:52 No.15200858 Report

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Daily Reminder that Colress was the best professor and the hero we all deserve

Colress did nothing wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:23:59 No.15200863 Report

Quoted By: >>15201122

>>15197707
>liking Elm
>hating Sycamore

there's a problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:24:55 No.15200890 Report

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I like Professor Rowan, he gives no fucks about Team Galactic grunts, dresses like a classy gentleman, and is so based that even oak and sycamore look up to him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:29:00 No.15200986 Report

Quoted By: >>15201159

OUT OF THE WAY FAGGOTS

>Researches the hidden potential of pokemon
>Boo hoo what a bad guy pokemon r ur friends

>Mega evolution releases the hidden potential of pokemon
>SYCAMORE I LUV U CAN I SUCK UR DICK MEGA EVOLUTION BEST LUCARIO LETS YIFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:35:32 No.15201122 Report

Quoted By:

>>15200863
See
>>15198342

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:37:44 No.15201159 Report

Quoted By: >>15201185 >>15201201

>>15200986

Colress was forcing Pokemon to "reach their hidden potential" against their will and was willing to torture them if that's what it took.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:38:58 No.15201185 Report

Quoted By: >>15201243

>>15201159
We wouldn't have mega evolution without Colress

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:39:53 No.15201201 Report

Quoted By: >>15201243 >>15201488

>>15201159
I don't recall any torture outside of Kyurem being stuck in a tube
He even says that seeing you get along with your pokemon fascinates him and postgame all he talks about is realizing that your way is perfect and that he wants to bond with his pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:42:06 No.15201243 Report

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>>15201185

Colress had nothing to do with Mega Evolution though.

>>15201201

Remember the Crustle that were blocking your way in the desert? He used some sort of remote to force them out of the way. Either way, he was pretty clear about doing whatever it takes to unlock Pokemon's hidden potential, that just means that he was also open to the idea of love and friendship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:54:44 No.15201488 Report

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>>15201201
>I dont remember any torture outside of this torture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 08:56:58 No.15201526 Report

Quoted By: >>15202129

>Elm specialises in Eggs
>Random old man in Kalos tells you they're not actually Eggs

You think Elm would have noticed.

Maybe he did, and the man's just passing on the culmination of Elm's decade of research.

Kuzon 5000-2590-9680

Kuzon 5000-2590-9680 Sat 26 Oct 2013 09:24:51 No.15202129 Report

Quoted By: >>15202174

>>15201526
What are they then and who in Kalos says this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 09:27:11 No.15202174 Report

Quoted By: >>15202971

>>15202129

Cradles. There's an old man sitting on a bench west of the Coumarine Pokécentre.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:05:24 No.15202942 Report

Quoted By: >>15203270

>>15198342
>>15198869
Enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:06:42 No.15202971 Report

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>>15202174
Biggest pile of bullshit in the localization's team desperate attempt to dissuade Pokemon sex and Pokephilia, even as Game Freak gives us Amie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:24:49 No.15203270 Report

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>>15202942
Thank you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:38:25 No.15203534 Report

Quoted By: >>15203611

Elm gave me my cyndquil and basically nothing else. Oak did his stuff. He doesn't even get a proper intro scene. Poor guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:43:00 No.15203611 Report

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>>15203534

>Master Ball
>S.S. Ticket

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:50:51 No.15203734 Report

Quoted By: >>15203893 >>15204204

>>15198342
i have to go to my shit work but you just put a smile on my face

thank you based anon

ill be saying "le wow so fantastique" for weeks to come

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:55:53 No.15203795 Report

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>Oak invents Pokedex
>It's not clear how it gets the data
>It's not clear why you have to catch the pokemon
>It's not clear why there are so many Pokemon no one else besides you ever saw
>It's not clear why Oak doesn't send you to travel the world, but just Kanto

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:59:23 No.15203857 Report

Quoted By:

>>15198342
YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 10:59:44 No.15203867 Report

Quoted By: >>15203909

>>15198342
Rowan confirmed for best professor.

He's the professor I could see just picking up a shotgun and going out into the wilderness to do some field studies. Elm is still cool though, they'd make a really good research team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:01:31 No.15203893 Report

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>>15203734
it feels so fresh to say

le wow tres fantastique

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:02:19 No.15203909 Report

Quoted By: >>15203945

>>15203867
>Weapons
>In Pokemon

All problems are solved with Pokemon fights, you should know that. Yes, even the political, economical and ecological ones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:04:19 No.15203945 Report

Quoted By: >>15203966

>>15203909

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:05:24 No.15203966 Report

Quoted By: >>15204517 >>15204528

>>15203945
>What's a banned episode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:17:34 No.15204204 Report

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>>15203734
please gb2 le reddit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:27:08 No.15204378 Report

Quoted By: >>15205491

>>15199286
>mfw I was that OP

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:32:40 No.15204479 Report

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>>15200204
It's mine, too, but I Google Pokémon shit all the time when I'm using the internet. I'd say more than half my Google queries are Pokémon related.

It /could/ be because I have Chrome take me directly to Bulbapedia when I type into the URL bar "Bulbapedia [query]". That probs doesn't counts as a search.

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:34:49 No.15204517 Report

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>>15203966
There's a bajillion other examples, bro.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Weaponry_in_the_Pok%C3%A9mon_world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:35:20 No.15204528 Report

Quoted By: >>15204575

>>15203966
>Just in the US

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU Sat 26 Oct 2013 11:37:43 No.15204575 Report

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>>15204528
Was it not shown only once in Japan, compared to never in the US? Or do they still show it today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2013 12:27:47 No.15205491 Report

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>>15204378
You're a dick.

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