Ok, how about this for a Scenario.
I make one Genie wish, and for the record, I would make this wish.
"I wish that every human, over the age of 12, and when they become 12, are allowed to choose one Pokemon to be their companion.
Rules:
- Pokemon must be either first stage, or only have one stage.
- No Gen VI.
- No Legendaries.
- No pokemon over seven food in height, but maybe if in length, I.e. No Steelix, but maybe Arbok.
- Pokemon are magic, they do not need to poop, eat, drink, but they do need to sleep.
- Pokemon will and can not harm a human, unless in self-defense.
- Pokemon will follow their trainer's orders, unless the trainer is cruel, or immoral, in which case the immedately above rule will follow.
- Pokemon can only harm each other in battle, and this will damage no organs, cut no skin, nor cause any blood loss. Pokemon will simply faint after taking enough damage.
- Fainted pokemon will awaken, fully revived after 4-6 hours.
- Every pokemon comes with a pokeball, which the trainer can choose to design, or not, but this will not change the fact that the ball is linked only to that trainer's pokemon.

So, /VP/, who do you pick, and why?
And if you spot a loophole, tell me.

Pic related, is my choice.