You know what this is? It's a MOTHERFUCKING HAWLUCHA YOU SLACK-JAWED FAGGOT!
"Oh, but it's just a small bird" you say. Right.
WRONG! It's a fucking small RASSLING BIRD YOU WASTE OF AIR!
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS A WHOPPING 118 BASE SPEED AND 92 BASE ATTACK
You know what that means? That means that it will have rammed your ethmoid bone into your brain before you can even THINK of doing anything. You know what Acrobatics does? You know what fucking FLYING MOTHERFUCKING PRESS does? You know it gets STAB on BOTH moves?
HAVE
YOU
ANY
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
FUCKED
YOU
ARE?
(look at him. is it a mask or his head? I don't know and I don't want to ask him, but it's fucking awesome)
"Yeah, but I ca"-WRONG! Everybody has a plan until they are punched in the face.
Electro? Better OHKO or you will DIE.
Psycho? Same
Rocks? Nigga, please.
THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP THREE WAYS AND A FOURTH ONE SCIENTIST HAVEN'T YET DISCOVERED
Use that as a base and do it again.
