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ways pokemon has damaged our friend/family life
>be me
>be playing pokemon ruby
>find shiny wingull
>don't know what it is
>scared it's a glitch
>older brother says it's a glitch, asks to trade it to his cartridge so he can "investigate" it with his big brother pokemon software
>this happens again, twice, with a shiny aron and zubat (crobat is my favorite pokemon)
>give them both to big brother because I'm still afraid it's a glitch
>man years later
>find out about shinies
>enraged as fuck
>call him out on it, demand my shinies back
>he laughs, says he doesn't know where his cartridges are
>start screaming at him that he's a wretched cunt
>he says we were just kids at the time so that makes it okay
>tell him he's no longer my brother
>"haha ok"
>he got married earlier this year
>didn't even bother responding to the invitation, fuck that guy
>never respond to any of his calls or emails
>probably going to skip thanksgiving at my parents house because he'll probably show up
I hope a stray car runs him over when he's walking across the street someday. fucking hate him. this majestic pink fucker could have been MINE.
>be me
>be playing pokemon ruby
>find shiny wingull
>don't know what it is
>scared it's a glitch
>older brother says it's a glitch, asks to trade it to his cartridge so he can "investigate" it with his big brother pokemon software
>this happens again, twice, with a shiny aron and zubat (crobat is my favorite pokemon)
>give them both to big brother because I'm still afraid it's a glitch
>man years later
>find out about shinies
>enraged as fuck
>call him out on it, demand my shinies back
>he laughs, says he doesn't know where his cartridges are
>start screaming at him that he's a wretched cunt
>he says we were just kids at the time so that makes it okay
>tell him he's no longer my brother
>"haha ok"
>he got married earlier this year
>didn't even bother responding to the invitation, fuck that guy
>never respond to any of his calls or emails
>probably going to skip thanksgiving at my parents house because he'll probably show up
I hope a stray car runs him over when he's walking across the street someday. fucking hate him. this majestic pink fucker could have been MINE.
