Ok, here's the rules for Strip Pokèmon;

You and your girlfriend wear X articles of clothing where X is the number of Pokèmon in your team. You battle. If one of your Pokèmon faints, you take of an article of clothing. If you lose all your clothes, you lose. If agreed to beforehand, the loser becomes the winners sex slave for the rest of the day, or whatever other prize was agreed on.

>tfw gf doesn't play Pokèmon
>tfw no gf