Let's make a version of this based on pokemon teams, /vp/. Legendary team: Tryhard faggots who are awful at the game, and use legendaries to compensate, or veteran uber-tier players who will absolutely smash you. Generally avoid. Power level high, faggot level high. Mixed team from varying tiers (including legendaries): Is probably using their in-game team. They'll boast their superiority but have no idea why they always lose, and are most likely to reset their games (pretending it was a "connection error") when the battle isn't going well for them. Power level low-mid, faggot level mid-high Mixed team from various tiers (no legendaries): Is probably a Karenfag and doesn't care much for competitive. Probably a huge bro, and is least likely to be a tryhard. Power level low-mid, faggot level low. That's all I could come up with.
Anonymous
>>15383503 >Pseudofag >Chooses pokemon solely based on how "cool" they look, regardless of their battle performance. High candidates are Charizard, Lucario, and any of the pseudo legendaries. >power level mid, faggot level very high Anonymous
>>15383503 I always get a kick out of this image, but how are we gonna show the teams? generate trainer cards like
>>15383777 ?
Anonymous
>>15383854 Yeah that might work, or maybe just a single pokemon that could sort of represent that team. Like the legendaries would have mewtwo, the mixed team have darkrai, pseudofag have charizard etc.
My problem is that I'm not that versed in competitive, so I can't really contribute a whole lot of personality descriptions.
Anonymous
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>>15383926 I think you would need a trainer card or a team to really show off the team concept
Anonymous
>If it's good it's faggotry >If it's mediocre or bad it's a bro Ah I love this enduring mentality.
Anonymous
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>>15384035 It's so damn retarded.
If Bidoking had better stats, and was OU then people would trash you for using it. But now it's UU so you're a "bro" forusing it.
Anonymous
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>I main Zelda/Shiek
Anonymous
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>>15383777 >shiny chairzard, haxorus, lucario >metagross not shiny You had one job.
Anonymous
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>>15384035 And then you get the odd ones like Meowstic and Dunsparce which are nothing special but have really annoying vocal fanbases.
Anonymous
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>>15383503 >waifufag >Will only use pokemon that they'll fap to, similar to pseudofags. Probably kind of creepy, quiet and awkward IRL, and an absolute joke in battle. >power level low, faggot level mid. Anonymous
>>15383503 >Yoshi one finally edited to reflect reality Anonymous
Are we doing this? I can mash it all together in paint if I get the trainer cards and descriptions
Anonymous
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>>15384259 could use some help coming up with ideas, but yeah it'll be tons of fun.
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius)
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius) Wed 30 Oct 2013 08:22:05 No. 15384350 Report Quoted By:
I guess that makes me a Karenfag. I used Lanturn for three generations.
Anonymous
Smogonfag should definately be one of them but I don't know enough about the metagame to fill one out. Genwunner should also be on there, and hackers too I guess?
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius)
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius) Wed 30 Oct 2013 08:25:04 No. 15384400 Report >The Abberation >Spams strange movesets with weak pokemon that oddly work and will kick your ass. Watch out for Sub/Drum Poliwags! > Power level: Mid-high, Faggotry level: Random (Either they're making fun of you, or they're teaching a high-faggotry player a lesson)
Anonymous
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>>15384370 How to get a smogonfag team:
Go on smogon's RMT forum
Copy/paste team
Finished
Steal a Gen 5 team until Gen 6 metagame is established. Otherwise there is way too much variation.
Anonymous
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>>15384035 those terms aren't so black and white that they can be applied to "good" and "bad". There are several variables at play.
noobd for example are more likely to use conventionally good pokemon, making their faggotry score high. conversely, however, the players who actually know what they're doing when choosing the good pokemon score low in faggotry (unless they're being an annoying tryhard faggot, in which case they score high)
Anonymous
>>15384259 HereI'm adding these trainers as we go but can we get some images for the trainer teams
Anonymous
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>>15383777 Switch out Metagross with Zoroark and we're goldeen.
Anonymous
>>15384636 Here's legendaryfag. someone else might want to do a team for the more competitive-oriented teams, like
>>15384400 Anonymous
Shiroh 0173-2346-3038
>magikarp/smeargle >bellu drum baton pass flail sweep combo >literally the diddy kong description http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7b3bOQ6lY Anonymous
>>15384760 mixed team with legendary; probably a noob using their in-game team.
can't really think of a decent title, might be good food for thought.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>stalling team >sand storm team >sunny day team pls
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius)
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:04:30 No. 15385067 Report Quoted By:
>>15384905 Staged.
"Oh, hey, I'll throw out Kyogre to give Magikarp swift swim, then leave it in while it's asleep! Herpa-derpa!"
Anonymous
This is what I have so far, any suggestions? background color? formatting?
Shiroh 0173-2346-3038
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>>15385074 good so far. keep going.
Anonymous
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>>15385039 Sand Storm and Sunny day can probably be rounded up into a general "Weather team"
Hail can be separated though, cause literally no one runs it
except me cause Avalugg has Ice Body Anonymous
>>15385074 What would be a team on the lowest end of the faggotry scale?
I don't want to be a faggot. Anonymous
>>15385074 waifufag should be one power level lower. in-game team should be lower too, mostly because of incompetence rather than team.
Anonymous
>>15385074 >absolute joke >power level of 2 Needs revising
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius)
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:09:26 No. 15385142 Report Quoted By:
Changed "Abberant's" name to "The Wizard. "Likely to be asked if they are one when they win using incredibly weak pokemon with movesets that somwhow kick your ass. Power-level Mid-High. Faggotry: Varies (Either they're mocking you, or they're teaching a high-faggotry player a lesson).
Shiroh 0173-2346-3038
>>15385134 Probably a cleverly-put-together, well thought out UU team.
Anonymous
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>>15385138 >>15385135 Noted, must have left that extra block when I added on more blocks
Anonymous
>Prankster: A monstrosity who only can find joy in the suffering of others. Will do whatever it takes to make sure you are having a bad time. The physical embodiment of the AntiFun. Mostly uses all prankster teams or really gimmicky teams which boil down to pure luck for you to even win.
Anonymous
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Needs edgy goth fag. I'd do it myself but I need to go to sleep. 'Night /vp/.
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius)
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Spearow, Swanna, Tropius) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:12:11 No. 15385187 Report Quoted By:
Shinyfag Uses a team consisting entirely of Shiny pokemon. Usually have poor natures, poor teams, and bad IV's. Low power, High faggotry. Unless they're a... Masudafag Unlike the Shinyfag, the Masudafag BRED all of their shinies. Expect good natures and IV's and solid movesets: Power: Equal to a highly-skilled battler. Faggotry: even higher.
Rico 2036-7670-5205
>>15385074 OU Cut Paste Smogon Fags
Use only OU pokemon And think they're so bad ass. but actually suck and can't into strategy. often have no synergy with thier pokes and don't even know how to use thier pokemon.
Power level medium
Anonymous
>>15385156 I'd say tier doesn't necessarily matter. Unless it's uber.
Anonymous
>>15385156 I'd say lowest in faggotry would probably be one of those teams that is 1 OU 2 UU and 3 RU/NU Pokemon. Using something like that probably means you've got a bit of creativity, and aren't afraid of using what's simply "The best" at a job, and can see more Pokemon for their strengths than someone narrow minded who focuses on a single tier.
Anonymous
>>15385197 While tier isn't everything, no one is realistically going to be that much of a threat playing a Beedrill in OU, no matter how good they are.
Anonymous
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>>15385276 This guy knows what's up
Rico 2036-7670-5205
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>>15385278 i guess you just don't know how to use bedrill in your team
rate my team fags
i'll probaly switch malamar's moveset
Raichu (M) @ Razor Fang
Ability: Lightningrod
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Volt Tackle
- Volt Switch
- Focus Blast
- Nasty Plot
Aggron @ Aggronite
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Superpower
- Iron Head
- Stealth Rock
- Rock Slide
Sylveon (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Cute Charm
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 148 HP / 104 SAtk / 140 SDef / 116 Spd
Calm Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Draining Kiss
- Moonblast
- Psyshock
Aegislash @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SAtk
Quirky Nature
- King's Shield
- Shadow Sneak
- Sacred Sword
- Swords Dance
Malamar @ BlackGlasses
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Night Slash
- Aerial Ace
- Foul Play
Talonflame @ Focus Sash
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Flare Blitz
- Roost
- Flail
Anonymous
>>15385190 So..... OU: The Team?
Anonymous
Baton Pass Fags Uses Shedinja as a lead 90% of the time. Will either quit immediately if their lead dies before it can pass or if their boosts get cancelled by any shuffler if they don't quit be sure to watch them try to set up a second or third time before quitting. Power level mid, Faggotry mid-high
Anonymous
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Heavy stall team : plays while watching the third season of Louie for the 3rd time, he never loses but that's because the other player always disconnect first. If he encounters another heavy stall team, he goes full chess master and actually pauses his show to fight for 100 000 years. Power Level 4/5 Faggotery 3/5
Anonymous
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Anyone got a trainer card with the hottest current OUmons?
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:24:13 No. 15385373 Report Quoted By:
>MFW I main Dedede
Rico 2036-7670-5205
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>>15385349 Sure. just pick the 6 most ou pokemon out there
like garchomp (etc.)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:25:48 No. 15385393 Report Quoted By:
>>15385156 Someone who runs a metapod, luvdisc and/or magikarp.
DO NOT TRUST. DO NOTBELIEVE THEIR LIES.
Anonymous
>tfw you never found your skill cap in SSB because all of your friends sucked at it
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:28:06 No. 15385437 Report Pre-evolved team: Uses only the first stage evolution of pokemon, thinks they are 'cute' doesn't care about power only about how their pokemon look. Pow level low/ Faggotry level high
Anonymous
>>15385435 there's no such thing as skill cap anon
Anonymous
Karenfag card. Took a while, wasn't sure what the most generally liked mons were, just decided to go with the ones I'm most attached to from each of the gens.
Anonymous
>Legendary Team >High power level You're joking right? Last dude who challenged me using mostly legendaries lost most of his team to a fucking Clawitzer and Banette.
Anonymous
>>15385473 Seems good to me. Also great job at getting across that even a Karenfag will occasionally like a really good Pokemon so they can claim for days it has nothing to do with stats.
Anonymous
>>15385443 Regardless, my friends put up less of a fight than just using 3 Lv.9 AIs so I could've been a lot better than I was if I'd had a challenge to improve against.
That mainly applies to Melee, never played much Brawl because I only had it for a couple of months before my sister took the Wii when she moved off to college.
Anonymous
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:32:57 No. 15385527 Report Gen 1 teams: Stopped playing after Red/Blue, picked it up because they wanted some nostalgia. Bitch and moan about how your "shit" pokemon won teh battle and sing the praises of Gen 1 pokemon like their the second coming of Christ. Prepare for Mewtwo, Articuno, Zapdos and/or Moltres. Power level mid/ Faggotry level or People that only use the pokemon they remember and want to have fun. Power level mid-low/ Faggotry level low
Anonymous
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>>15385512 I'm glad you picked up on that, that was partly my intent.
Anonymous
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>>15385514 >>15385435 I know this feel
>tfw noone to help find and break your skill cap Anonymous
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>>15385437 Rhydon looks better than Rhyperior, so do Magmar, Electabuzz, etc. compared to the evos. They all seem like megas on design IMO.
And even though I use weaville as my 2fast dragon/fossil slayer, I still prefer
male sneasal in design.
Anonymous
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Theme team : a cool guy trying to do something different and make it works. He cries every day because of the fact that there is only 3 bears. Power Level 4/5 Faggotery 1/5 The ancient japanese master : will find new ways to makes good mon even better but will never brag about it. Will destroy you and say " sorry " afterward. Power Level 7/5 Faggotery 0/5
Rico 2036-7670-5205
>>15385501 it has the potential to be high. just because the guy you challenged sucked with them doesn't mean they aren't threats
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:36:37 No. 15385580 Report Sweeper teams Will disconnect if he hasn't won by turn 4. Goes for power and speed, doesn't understand how to set up or really knows how to set up his other pokemon. He likes pokemon that can learn heavy moves and baton pass. Hates stallers with all of his being. Power level mid-high/ Faggotry level high
Anonymous
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OP here. I strongly suggest people include pokemon with the teams that they suggest, or just make their own card. It'll help speed the process.
Anonymous
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>>15385573 You should have two sets of bars for that to make it more clear that it can be either.
Anonymous
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>mfw that entire Toon Link comment is true >mfw he's back for round 2
Anonymous
Any suggestions for Karenfags description?
Anonymous
>>15385616 Will only use Pokemon they like. Claim not to care about a Pokemon's viability in battle, but are more than aware that likely all their Pokemon are in lower tiers. Rages at the very mention of Smogon.
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:41:26 No. 15385646 Report Anonymous
>>15385616 It's in the OP.
Say something like, "Plays with the pokemon they like, and doesn't care for competitive. Probably a huge bro, and least likely to be a tryhard."
and the powerlevel is low-mid, faggot level nonexistent-low.
Anonymous
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>>15385646 Even genwunners usually aren't dumb enough to not evolve Pikachu, but I guess it helps get the point across.
Anonymous
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>>15385648 Confirmed Karenfag.
Anonymous
>>15385645 >>15385648 Yeah I was thinking of adding a bit to the OPs suggestion
Also either
>>15385646 for Genwunner or pic
Anonymous
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>>15385351 I think these mons get the point across
Anonymous
Anonymous
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One type fag That one guy that runs a team with a type theme because he likes it or he pretends to be gym leader
Anonymous
>>15385646 >>15385690 These feel like different types of genwunners. Second one feels like a team that's actually more viable and varied while the first feels more like the team I'd have used when I was a kid.
I kinda like the first more.
Anonymous
>>15385074 Update on this?
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:48:51 No. 15385748 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>Only ever play smash occassionaly with friends >Tfw I'm play pretty much exactly like "kid who grew up with kirby" I kite a lot so I suppose it'd be higher faggot level though.
Anonymous
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>>15385166 lol didnt expect someone to name my trainer type.
Unless of course paraflinching, riolu endless roar or/and klefki/cat parafusing+foul play doesn't count.
Anonymous
>>15385747 Not too different, I've been making trainer cards and hatching eggs in Y
Anonymous
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The only way we could all agree on something like this is if every team got maximum faggotry levels.
Anonymous
>Only grills pick Peach because seekret club xD >Pit is a faggot, because I didn't like Kid Icarus, wah! In fact, this whole chart is fucking retarded.
Anonymous
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>>15385645 This is, sadly, correct.
Add: "occasionally gets in fights with team builders over suggestions to drop a few pokemon and replace them."
Anonymous
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>>15384257 All Yoshi players grow up to be gay. If they haven't yet, they'll crack eventually.
It's one of the basic laws of the universe.
Anonymous
>>15385166 Don't forget
Funbro Anonymous
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>>15385801 Ahahaha holy shit. There needs to be one for Showderp champs. Probably with Maximum faggot levels with mid-power.
I'm saying this as someone who fucking loves Showderp. I won't deny for a second that most of the people in chat aren't idiots though.
Anonymous
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>>15385785 >mad because faggots play his favorite character(s) Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio)
Vrej 5112-3570-7221 (Electric: Helioptile, Pachirisu, Luxio) Wed 30 Oct 2013 09:54:50 No. 15385839 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>15385724 I'm gonna be going with the first one for pokemon but changing the background to the Pokémon: The First Movie, doesn't get more Genwunner background
Anonymous
>Maximum Faggotry >Maximum Skill Uses the tears of other players as nourishment.
Anonymous
How about adding a stallfag? By which I mean reasonable stallers, using stuff that isn't pure hax.
Add those guys too, the hax-stallers. They are the unholy children of the most horrible wizard and most evil stallfag. Most of their wins consist of quits.
>>15385785 That's the joke
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Type specialists? Not sure if there'd need to be one for each type, but probably not
Anonymous
>Update So far we've got -Pseudofag -Legendaryfag -In-Game team fag -Karenfag -Genwunner -"The Wizard" -BatonPassFag Can we get a description for Showderp Chump?
Anonymous
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>>15385875 I think something like that should be listed under one category. It should be mentioned that it varies based on type, and these players can be either complete pushovers or gods.
Anonymous
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>>15385875 Adding monotypes to the list doesn't seem like a bad idea. Medium skill, low faggotry.
Unless the type is dragon, then it is maximum faggotry and minimum skill Anonymous
>>15385893 "This man has seen the abyss and gone crazy from it. His dangerousness comes from his unpredictability. You never know what moves or items he might be using. May or may not have schizophrenia."
Anonymous
>>15385931 Card needs specs weedle Anonymous
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>>15385931 More descriptions like this. These are supposed to be personality analysis based on playstyle rather than team descriptions.
Anonymous
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>>15385947 Gonna be editing in the Specs
Anonymous
>>15385770 >Waifufag >Flaffy >Not Mawile >Not Bara Cunts Anonymous
4drag2magfag.>Medium skill >Medium-high faggotry This man lives to press the button. Everything that stands in his way from pressing the button has to be eliminated. Probably cried when fairies got announced.
Anonymous
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>>15385974 I think we should get a separate one for Baramons
Anonymous
>>15385947 >>15385893 Also needs Blood Waifu (Liligant) and whatever the fucking Conkeldurr set's name was. I wanna say KING LEER or something. to that effect.
http://pastebin.com/Weh286PG Here's the list of popular showderp mons. Feel free to cull the team from there.
Anonymous
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>>15385974 I just googled "pokemon rule 34" and flaffy was on the front page.
Anonymous
>Themefag >Medium-High Skill >Low faggotry Will use Pokemon based around a theme, regardless of how good the team itself is. Expect this trainer to battle mostly for fun, though there is a high chance they also know what they're doing.
Anonymous
Another update, post suggestions etc.
Anonymous
>>15386039 >>15385893 From all the Showderp screencaps, Hot Monkay Dik seems to be the most popular. So throw in a Simisear.
Anonymous
>>15386120 >Uses shedinja >ninjask YOU FUCKED IT.
Nah, but maybe a color for the background. Maybe light red?
Anonymous
The Redecorator (Trick Room) Power Level 4/5 Faggotry 2/5 Builds an entire team around a single move, not for victory or joy, but simply to mess with other players who rely on "muh speed" to win battles.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15385351 >>15386120 >mixing up Shedinja and Ninjask Although Shedinja probably fits snugly into an archetype.
Gimmickfag, I guess?
Anonymous
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>>15386158 Yeah I was planning on adding a tan background, I'll do a few then ask for opinions on final, I'll do that last though, after we have the trainers in
Anonymous
>ITT: Really specific people that think they are good battlers and not faggots
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>15385974 Baracunts
>Two bar power level >Full bar faggotry Baracunts will only use pokemon that are buff and manly fap material. These teams are mostly used by in the closet landwhales who wont admit their lust for men. Supreme dislike of Waifufags.
Anonymous
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>>15386120 Pre-evo teamfag seems a little redundant. It feels more like a psuedofag variation than its own thing.
Also, its power level is way too high.
Anonymous
>>15386207 I think pretty much every single one has to have at least 3 points in faggotry. Although I can't think of anything that deserves less than four.
Anonymous
>>15386120 >Karenfag >Only two bars of faggotry What the fuck dude? They are just as bad as your average Smogonfag. Shitting up the place with retarded arguments, wanting everyone to play like them and feeling superior because they play using their "bros".
Anonymous
>>15386293 That's the problem, there's not enough bro-tier on the chart.
I suggest a "casualfag", someone who plays the game simply because they enjoy it, and is generally a pretty decent and knowledgeable guy all around.
Though I guess it is a problem that we're calling all these teams "____fags".
Anonymous
>>15386317 It really depends on which strawman you choose to use for each team.
I guess Karenfag is getting the nicer end of the bargain than others.
Anonymous
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>>15386326 Fag is just a suffix in this context.
Anonymous
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Sanicfags: any team that contains a speed boost Blaziken. Maximum faggotry and power.
Anonymous
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>>15386358 Exactly. I'm thinking we're playing on the stereotype and if we are karenfags should really have close to max faggotry.
There are cool Karenfags just like there are cool Smogonfags.
Anonymous
>>15386317 Is there a better way to suggest variation than lighter color bars?
Anonymous
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>>15386168 Couldn't fit redecorator, hope this suffice.
Anonymous
>>15386326 In fact, I'll make a card now.
Anonymous
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>>15386422 We could do what the original chart does, just have a big OR next to the original bars that show the variation
Anonymous
Update, making Chump Trainer card at the momment
Anonymous
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>>15386447 Yeah, this guy is the only one that deserves low faggotry. Mostly because he'd never talk about how the others are shit online.
Anonymous
>>15386326 >That's the problem, there's not enough bro-tier on the chart. That's because
there are just very few bro-tier Pokemon fans in the first place Anonymous
OP: Smogonfag Calm the fuck down, it's a kids game and there isn't any real strategy
Anonymous
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>>15386499 This.
I know two, neither plays online except for random battles on showdown against friends.
>>15385893 For showderp, I'd do weedle, sigilyph, shuckle, magnemite, slaking and then a picture of doge
Anonymous
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>>15386512 The chart is about personality based on playstyle, not strategy.
And I'm a karenfag.
Anonymous
>>15386123 Showderp team
Slowbro
Klefki
Weedle
Simisear
Gardevoir/Liligant/anything that fits "Waifu"
Shuckle
Showderp
Team will always contain at least one unconventional, possibly incredibly weak Pokemon, and high-tier Pokemon with unusual movesets. Always is followed by a mass of chat spam. Skill varies, but avoid Slowbro and Shuckle at all costs.
Power level mid, faggotry level high.
Anonymous
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>>15385074 >Everyone's a top tier faggot Anonymous
>>15386546 >>15386525 I've got
Weedle
Funbro
Probopass
Blood Totem
Shrekle
Simisear
any changes?
Anonymous
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>>15386546 Alternatively for power, make it range from 1 to full
Anonymous
>>15386447 I'd argue that a casualfag needs to be more casual. LIke using the free Lapras / Lucario you get in X and Y. Throw in both starters + the event Torchic if you're going for a Gen 6 casualfag.
Anonymous
>>15386571 Weedle, Funbro, and Shreckle are the biggest ones really.
Anonymous
>>15386472 Here ya go senpai.
Anonymous
>>15386571 I'd take out Probopass for Blood Waifu.
Anonymous
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>>15386525 I fucking love this
Anonymous
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>>15386185 >tfw when Lucario and Diddy are my mains Anonymous
There should be a variation on the Karenfag - like a self-hating or closeted one.>Only uses the Pokemon they like >Claims not to care about winning or losing but would love to win >However they hate the idea of not being able to use their favorites competitively and keep trying fruitlessly >Has attempted to learn the meta-game but lost interest or became disillusioned >Harbors a quiet hatred for Pseudofags >Never wins I call it "The Sysiphus"
Anonymous
>>15386655 That's a Karenfag.
Anything else is a Casualfag or an In-game team fag.
Anonymous
Is there any stereotype that isn't a faggot?
Anonymous
Where is Six Magikarp guy?
Anonymous
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>>15386610 Thank you kind Anon, this speeds things up a little, I normally work really slow on things like this
>>15386601 >>15386621 I'm thinking Simisear for Blood Waifu, gotta have that Tricky Kike though
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>>15386680 I would argue that the ones who have variable faggotry (wizard, karenfag, themefag) should just use the lower one.
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>>15386669 Ah, then I guess I'm just a Karenfag still. Visiting this place is changing me though. Now my "favorites" ARE the ones who do well in battle. Healthy change.
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>>15386686 Or just in general a guy who uses stuff like Magikarp, Weedle, Bidoof and the likes and thinks he's incredibly funny. Not exactly like the Wizard since he has a chance to win with luck/strategy, but simply a retard who tries too hard to make an unfunny joke.
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>>15386728 Wait, scratch Victini for Blood Waifu
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>FEARFAG Uses only level ones with Sturdy/Focus Sash. Endeavour and Recyclestalling is his game. Loves beating people with level 1s, even though it doesn't happen that often. >Skill Medium >Faggotry Medium
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That guy with only Tyranitar and FEAR Aron.
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>>15386764 >no specs weedle Anonymous
>>15386610 OP here, it's been a great thread. Can I get one more update on this before I go to bed?
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>>15386808 This has been a good thread OP, I might just make another one to finish this image off later tonight
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>>15386882 Great thread. I am surprised that it didn't devolve into Karenfags vs Smogonfags.
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>0 power level >2 full bars of faggotry Uses meme related Pokemon online with Pokemon nicknamed after said meme and thinks its funny. More than likely underaged and/or a redditor trying to get a story to tell his friends.
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>>15386966 I'll take save this one and a few others in the thread and add them next thread
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That guy who makes a team in order to bring out the most of his one bro. Like a baton passer and a beedrill. Or Mummy Cofagrigus and Slaking/Regigigas. May or may not pose a threat. faggotry level pretty low.
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>>15386596 That would be better suited for a handout fag.
Only uses Pokemon distributed to them because they are "strong". Mega evolves the first Pokemon they send out on the first turn.
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>>15387016 Forgot to add the stats and more detail.
Power level: 1
Faggot level: 4
They don't into even basic strategy.
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>>15387110 I see this team all too often
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>>15387535 >Not a preschooler as Trainer 2/10 apply yourself.
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>skill= 1/5 >faggotry=4/5 or>2/5 skill >1/5 faggotry he thinks that it's cute, but unlike the themefag he fails at originality and actually think it is viable competitively, not realizing that >flareon >no moves if he is doing it just for fun and doesn't care about winning or loosing then it's more respectable
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>>15388031 change that to 4/5 faggotry and 2/5 faggotry
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>>15387535 also need the lapras and maybe the fossil pokemon...
also i'd go triple fire for the funniness,
Delphox, Charizard, Blaziken, Lucario, Lapras & Tyrantrum...
now THAT is a handout team
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>>15388031 oh wait, the scale is based on 8, not 5
then skill 1/8 faggotry 7/8
skill 2/8 faggotry 4/8
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>>15388064 I specifically avoided Lapras because no one I have ever seen uses it.
The only one that isn't really a handout is Mewtwo. And even then, it still kind of is.
I do like the triple fire types though, and it will only take a second to make.
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>>15386703 nope its not.
your imply losing your individuality and becoming part of the group of "use this mon with this moveset" fags.
neither a good nor bad change. simply a change
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haven't I fought this guy a moment ago? Oh wait! is only another of those unoriginal tourneyfags that surpass the lack of real skill by using the same teams everyone else does and the tactics he had read on the internet worst of all, he is likely to win best of all, when he doesn't win his reaction is hilarious skill= apparent 8/8, real 4/8 faggotry= 8/8
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Birdfag: Uses only bird based Pokémon, many birdfag teams have Staraptor and Honchkrow. Chooses Pokémon either by their looks or by how they are strong. Birdfags don't use only Flying-type Pokémon, but they use bird-based Pokémon that aren't Flying-type like Blaziken, Porygon-Z and Empoleon. High chances of being autistic and having no friends. Power level: Low Faggotry level: Mid Faggotry (literal) level: Low
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HyperOffensive Fag Powerlevel: 8/8 Faggotry: 7/8 Utilizes a setup lead (the ultimate form of faggotry) and five powerful sweepers in his team to try and ladder as quickly as possible. Names his accounts similarly so you know who he is on the ladder, but bitches and moans if the other team slows him down.
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>>15388349 >Utilizes a setup lead (the ultimate form of faggotry) Confirmed for recently having lost to CustapSkarm.
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>>15388276 Power levels are significantly overestimated.
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Skill 6/8 faggotry 0/8 Likes challenge as a way to have fun. Usually unusable competitively, but requires quite some skill to pull successfully in-game.
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>>15388297 faggotry level high
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>>15388361 Actually, I use to run it. But in other cases, I just Trick a Scarf with my lead Rotom-W, and then Volt Switch out into something else. Sometimes they want me to still kill it by spamming Stealth Rocks so they get a good switch in, so I just set up with M-Gyarados.
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>>15388394 ops, forgot pic
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>>15388394 >Faggotry 0/8 Noooope. Monofags might not be as high as some of the rest, but it's at least 2.
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>>15388276 raise the faggotry of eeveefag
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>>15388188 Good point anon. I feel a little bad now about leaving some individuality behind, but it's still there.
My team captain is a goddamn Swirlix afterall, and he's a beast. I'll evolve him eventually but holy shit I almost feel like I don't need to. Properly trained he's an absolute monster who eats dragons for breakfast.
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>>15388426 I still agree on
us being faggots though.
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>>15388470 I was going to say 1/8
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>>15388394 >>15388457 >forgetting the most important part More than likely registers in an online league to be a gym leader/Elite 4 member.
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Someone make batonfag +6 everything to a magicarp/caterpie
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>>15388523 Both Baton Pass and Wizard are already in.
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Blushiefag: Probably autistic. Uses generally hated Pokémon to piss people off. Most of his Pokémon wear hats, are birds, are dogs, are blushing and/or have fringes. Common blushiefag team Pokémon are: Starly line, Honchkrow, Furfrou, Politoed, Stoutland, Unfezant, Snivy line and Slurpuff. Skill: 4/8 Faggotry: FAGGOT
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Trickroom fags?
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>>15388545 What the fuck is a Blushie? I keep seeing it when some people explain why they hate Staraptor.
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Skill: 6/8 Faggotry: 6/8 His team speaks for itself. Leaps at the opportunity to take advantage of an underdeveloped metagame to use Pokemon he knows he will not be able to in due time. His favorite phrase is, "Yes, we can use it now."
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>>15388557 A person who has dark hair, a fringe ad that blushies excessively.
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>>15388558 see
>>15388569 Drop Jellicent or Shaymin and put Darkrai.
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>>15388593 No, the only Pokémon to ever get unanimously banned stays. Remove Jellicent if anything.
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>>15388557 Basically a real life Cheren. But i used the term there because this was the best name i could come up for someone who uses a team like that for that purpose.
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>>15384748 Should be named Tobias.
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>>15388593 Jellicent leaves a bad fire weakness, so I replaced Landorus-I as he was banned late in the metagame anyways.
Actually Blaziken was like this too.
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>>15388557 >try googling it >get this http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Blushie Well, what a fucking surprise. The people who post the HURR SHITRAPTOR HURR SHITKROW shit are ponyfags.
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I play with random teams generated on Wyncorp as a sort of self-imposed challenge, are there others who do this?
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>>15388689 It'd be called "Challenge Cupfag".
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>>15388686 That's because the term originated in /vp/
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Overcompensatingfag>Six Wailords >Power Level 3/8 >Faggotry 0/8 Speaks for itself
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>>15388704 That makes sense, anyone care to make a card?
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The ultimate UU experience
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>>15388686 It originated in /vp/ and never left /vp/, so Google gives nothing.
The word is used to describe what this guy said
>>15388592 Anonymous
>>15388689 >Drizzle fag >Drought fag >SANDSTORM FAG >Prankster Liepard and Shadow Force Smeargle called 2spooky Anonymous
>>15388745 >No Kingdra >No Heracross Anonymous
>>15388745 Include some sort of faggotry/skill rating and a description bud.
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Gym Leader Type Has a party of just one type. Dont now what else to add to description faggotry lvl mid
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>>15388781 didn't mean to link
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>>15388784 Smogon CAP
Surpassed the need for canon pokemon and went on to make his own ones.
Power level MAX
Faggotry out of bounds
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>>15388784 >FEARfag >Loves beating people with level 1s, even though it doesn't happen very often. >power level max Something is amiss here
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Skill: 3/8 Faggotry: 2/8 An increasingly rare order. This person has not played much competitive Pokemon since 2007. He chooses to use outdated tactics that were never good, and has a dedicated Focus Sash lead he uses to set up Stealth Rocks and maybe Taunt.
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Why is Jigglypuff broken? I didn't play Smash enough to know, I know about Diddy but nothing about Jiggly.
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>>15388745 >>15388784 Power Level 7/8
Faggotry 6/8
Pretty much like the smogonfag other than playing a lower tier. Loses some point in faggotry because it isn't OU.
>>15388783 >only 6 team slots Anonymous
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>>15388784 Rename Legendaryfag to Tobiasfag
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>>15388724 >>15388755 Oh sure, it's a COINCIDENCE that putting it into Google images gives you nothing but pictures of ponies and tumblr shit.
Do us all a favor, and kill yourself.
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>>15388784 I'd put some more orange faggot points on the monotype fag since online leagues is pretty faggy.
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The "Champion" -Amoongus -Mamoswine -Tornadus -Latios -Heatran -Conkeldurr SPORE SPORE SPORE SPORE SPORE SPORE SPORE SPORE SPORE
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Skill: 3/8 Faggotry: 0/8 Likes to use fun, but painfully obvious gimmicks that are easy to prevent if you pay attention. Pretty cool guy, but mostly fails to make his gimmicks work.
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RedCloneFag Power: 4/8 Fag: 7/8 Uses a team based off each region imagining thats what the main character's canon team would be. The team might be ok at worst, but he has no clue whatsoever about how to use them properly, yet still thinks he's a final-boss tier trainer.
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>>15388999 I'd say that gimmickfag is:
Skill 3/8
Faggotry 0-6/8
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>>15389018 Wait I think this fits better
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Midfag Uses only mid-tier fully evolved Pokémon and mid evos with more than 405 BST. He thinks he's cool because he's using mid-tier Pokémon, when he's actually a loser. Gets full cocky when wins a battle with his Honchkrow, but gets full anal mad when his team gets 6-0'd by an OU Pokémon. Nerd stereotype in real life.
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>>15389074 Power level: 6/8
Faggotry: 3/8
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Ultimate Fag Power Level: 666 Faggotry Level: 666 AVOID AT ALL COSTS, DONT EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES, HIS AUTISM WILL DRAG YOU IN TO A WORLD FULL OF DESPAIR AND STUPIDTY. PROBABLY PRACTICES SELF FELLATIO AT HOME BECAUSE HE THINKS HE WOULD BE THE BETTER AT GIVING BLOWJOBS THAN ACTUAL WOMEN. WEARS A MEME FEDORA AND SONIC SHIRTS EVEN IN THE SHOWER.
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>>15388999 >Gimmickfag >No Shedinja Anonymous
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>>15385983 Fuck you this is me Anonymous
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>>15388848 The jiggly cannon.
Hell hath no fury like the jiggly cannon.
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Someone make on for me plz, I use: Bulky DDnite SD aegislash Magic bounce baton passing espeon Trick/specs rotom-w Prankster sableye Prankster klefki with screens Set-up fag
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>>15389216 >>15388898 Needs a better description champ.
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BreedingFag Power: Varies from 1 to 8 out of 8 Faggotry: 0/8 Not really a competitive team, yet. Either IV breeding the perfect Pokemon for their team, or breeding Pokemon for their friends about to trade them in, just to help and be nice.
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>>15389416 Do you ever really encounter these?
I mean we're talking about wi-fi battles here so that doesn't really count
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>>15389416 That's just a breeder...
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Edgyfag - Only uses 'edgy' Pokémon, such as Dark-types, black colored Pokémon and dog Pokémon. When in Showdown!, spams the battle chat with edgy sayings like "The darkness flows through my soul" "Birds are cool, the have feathers, beaks and can fly" "[Insert quote from The Godfather/Sonic/Linkin Park/The Beatles/Spongebob]". Probably a scene boy/girl and a bird keeper in real life.
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>>15389467 >Stoutland >not absol Please die.
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Skill: 7/10 Faggotry: Infinity/10 His faggotry makes Stallfag seemingly fun to play with. Likes to use a Slowbro/Slowking holding a Leppa Berry with Recycle, Block, Heal Pulse, and Slack Off, or a Blissey with a similar set and Softboiled. If successful, he can easily make matches last hundreds if not thousands of turns. Drinks tears for breakfast and dinner, but he doesn't normally eat lunch because a single battle can last all day.
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Gamer Gurl Power level: 1/8 Faggotry: 7/8 Dense air head who thinks playing Pokemon makes her a qt nerd. Probably dropped out of Pokemon back during early gen 2 and only picks it up to take a picture with while making duck face in some hipster glasses. Uses cute and more or less unevolved Pokemon and complains when she doesn't win a battle. Most used response when losing a battle: "lol you have no life nerd"
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>>15389642 Forgot my image.
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>>15389642 I guess Pikachu and Eevee are a must for the cuteness and Magikarp for "omg so randumb"
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>>15389467 Skill: 5/8
Faggotry: MAXIMUM MEGAFAGGOT
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>Olimar >Not the next biggest tourney fag character next to Meta Knight kek
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Weather Abuser- Only uses Pokemon that abuse weather to its finest, follows smogon religiously and copypastes sets
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>>15389687 Eevee and Pikachu work much better.
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>>15389725 meh, that's just a smogonfag.
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>>15389725 >>15389746 That's not even remotely close to how smogon works. Stop basing your perception of them based on shit people say to be stupid intentionally.
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Dunno how relevant it'll be in time, but how about "Ahead Of Smogon/The Curve" Fag? You know, somebody who has actually cracked the new meta and sets trends? I guess it'd be hard to agree on which are the emerging new trends. Completely blind guess would be Mega-Kang, a viable fairy, a dependable but not obvious Dragon and some Gen 6ers that people haven't used to ad nauseum yet(not-Aegislash, asically)
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>>15389725 My sides, you're retarded.
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>>15389938 He's gotta have Porygon2 on his team. Since it's pretty much THE Pokémon that good players know how to use but copypasters never use.
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Bearguy Follower- Only uses bearguy-approved sets (Balloon Servine, Special Skarmory, Aerial Ace Stoutland, etc). Gets mad at literally anything. Power level: -1 Faggotry level: 800
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>>15389938 Yeah something that is not particularly difficult to adjust to but is nonetheless potent for a few weeks. Anyone remember Sub+Agility+Petaya Empoleon exploding in D/P metagame?
Also, someone please do a Serene Grace abuser
>60% flinch rate, technically it would be hax if it didn't flinch Anonymous
>>15390036 What the fuck is a bearguy?
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>>15390129 Search on Showdown!.
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>>15389867 Hey OP I just noticed now. You used the 1st version of the HandoutFag rather than the one with the preschooler. Could you update the image with the newer one?
See
>>15387744 Anonymous
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>>15384400 Someone do a card of this with a Spookie Boogie team.
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>>15384921 Should have a starter
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>>15383503 >mfw I main Ganon and Jigglypuff Anonymous
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>>15386071 >mfw this is me no one can tell me that hitmonchan, sawk, throh, hawlucha, pangoro, and medicham isnt something i should play
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Shine Fag is the worst parts of Genwunner, Ultimate fag, and waifu fag combined. Uses pokemon with cool shiny sprites that he hacked into the game. High Fag Low to haxed lvl power
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What themefags have you found in your journeys? Whenever I think of themed teams it's always monotype
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>tfw Zero suit samus main Surprisingly accurate
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My friends girlfriend plays with us, but only if we play a map like hyrule temple or new pork city on stock X5 so she can pick Pikachu and sit in a corner doing nothing while everyone fights and will up+b away if any one tries to come at her, on smaller maps she spams thunder and thunder shock wedged into a corner. I main Wario, Olimar, G&W, and Ness while my buddies pick random but they each have their fave. Bitchen time had by all when the girls don't play.
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So what's the term for a person who picks ut their favorites form semi-powerful(if not garchomp level broken) pokemon? Like someone who's favorite pokemon were Porgyon Z or something.
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>>15385853 Everyone hates Stall players
its harder to actually win than HO guys
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>>15388999 >tfw this is you Anonymous
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>>15390485 what is empolion