>you will never fuck or be fucked by a staraptor
>you will never be in bed with a staraptor with the staraptor sucking your cock and cuddling your pubic region with its fringe while you cum in staraptor's beak as it cries and moans and blushes, trying to clean the cum from everywhere, and when it's cleaning the cum, you surprise it with your penis in its cloaca with the speed of a hummingbird and the strenght of a gorilla, but with the grace of a peacock
>you'll never make staraptor blush slowly and look at you secretly, trying to disguise itself by playing its DS
