>>15456276You are a boy and/or girl who move to a town, walking out you are forced to help this old fat guy and get a free pokemon, you meet your rival who mistakes you for a retard, after stomping his/her face in you meet steven in a cave, you fuck off to slateport and derp, you later fight team Retard, and defeat the watson, climb mountain, fight team retard grunts, climb some more, get a free egg, rival appears does shit, you pick up a fossil, fuck with weather and team retard, go of to next gym, head to another mountain fight more team retards, derp about in team fucktard hideout, fight team retard under water, do fuck all and catch a flying penguin,
You have a mother who decided to move her child of unknown gender to whoknowswhereistan.
You exit the trailer, and save a fat old man from a puppy and get a free pokemon.
Do fuckall and meet your rival who mistakes your for a retard.
you then fuck off to slaterport and fight team retard for the first time, and defeat watson.
You also meet steven i think he is a gym leader or something, sometime before beating watson
You climb a mountain fight more team retards
You steal a egg.
You meet your rival who gives you googles, protects against sandstorms, who knew.
You get your patented pokemon fossil.
You check the weather, fight more team retard, get a weather pokemon.
You met a Kekleon, you catch/kill him/her/it
you fuck off to the next gym, climb another mountain, fight more team retards.
Break into team Retards hideout for being in your way and showing them whos boss
Doesnt work, go fight the underwater, they drown later.
Catch a flying penguin that is whit and red/blue
Defeat e4
complete dex, do all the competition things, bake poofkings or wtf they where called to your hearts content.
