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BATTLE MAISON YO

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I don't get it. They're seriously perfect, and there's nothing you can do about it. How do they win like this? It has to be cheating. There's no other way.

>Send out Greninja vs. Latios
>Ice Beam
>It lives, decides to Calm Mind
>Second Ice Beam
>Misses, proceeds to KO with Dragon Pulse
>Ok, send in Ferrothorn
>Gyro Ball
>It recovers, and Gyro isn't doing anything
>Predict a second recover, and switch to Chomp because it's my only hope
>I remember an earlier Latios being slower than the Chomp, so this is justified (even though it SHOULD be faster)
>He does as predicted
>Dragon Claw, and I outspeed
>Miss Dragon Claw, KO by Dragon Pulse
>Realize my only hope is to stall with Ferrothorn
>Leech Seed, try to PP stall his recover
>Eventually he just gives up Recover half way and lets himself die
>It's almost as if he has an answer to Ferro-
>Sends in Heatran

Cheating. At its finest.

Battle Maison stories. I want to hear what kind of shit you've gone through.