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You are now a Pokémon. You get to decide what your base stats are. You are given a generous 500 BST to work with. In order to determine how the stats are arranged, relate them to qualities of yourself.>HP=physical build, fat or skinny, stamina >Attack=physical strength >Defense=how much physical pain you can withstand >Sp. Attack=mental intelligence, wit >Sp. Defense=how much emotional pain you can withstand >Speed=agility, top running speed
Anonymous
HP - 500 attack - 0 defense - 0 sp attack - 0 sp defense - 0 speed - 0
1504 6890 4768 - Flying type (Hoot Hoot, Farfetch'd, Rufflet)
1504 6890 4768 - Flying type (Hoot Hoot, Farfetch'd, Rufflet) Fri 01 Nov 2013 18:57:37 No. 15468930 Report Quoted By:
HP 90 Atk 30 Def 50 SpAtk 120 SpDef 120 Spe 90
Anonymous
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HP 40 Atk 25 Def 70 Sp Atk 90 Sp Defense 130 Spd 20
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HP=90 Attack=110 Defense=80 Sp. Attack=20 Sp. Defense= 150 Speed= 30
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Anonymous
HP: 75 Atk: 60 Def: 65 SpA: 125 SpD: 90 Spe: 85 something like that, but 500 BST is kinda too much in my opinion
Anonymous
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HP- 100 Atk - 70 Def - 50 SpAtk - 100 SpDef - 100 Speed - 80>yfw you're a Gen 1 statmon
Anonymous
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HP - 80 Attack - 80 Defense - 100 Sp Atk - 150 Sp Def - 30 Speed - 60 I'd be a real shitty pokemon
Anonymous
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HP=100 ATT=130 DEF=80 SPC ATTACK=120 SPC DEF=30 SPEED=40
Anonymous
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HP: 100 atk: 120 def: 100 sp atk: 90 sp.def: 0 speed: 75 ability: truant
Anonymous
>everyone has super high sp.atk
Anonymous
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>>15469182 Not me, my regular attack would be higher. But 500 BST is too low for me nigga.
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP: 50
Atk: 70
Def: 130
SpA: 150
SpD: 50
Spd: 50
Anonymous
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HP - 150 ATK - 130 DEF - 100 SP. ATK - 70 SP. DEF - 40 SPD - 10 strongfat here just don't tread on my tender heart
Anonymous
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HP - 70 Attack - 60 Defense - 70 Sp. Attack - 130 Sp. Defense - 100 Speed - 70 Type - Normal/Rock Ability - Ferocity All moves between this Pokemon and the opponent that share their individual typings land for super-effective damage.
Rico 2036-7670-5205
>>15468837 HP - 47
attack -300
defense - 1
sp attack -1
sp defense -1
speed - 150
Dark/Ghost
Ability wonder gaurd
Rico 2036-7670-5205
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>>15469401 Also i'm the evolved for of shednija
Anonymous
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hp 50 atk 90 def 70 sp atk 130 sp def 70 speed 90 yep
Anonymous
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20 30 40 30 30 40 This might look a bit exaggerated. It's not.
Anonymous
Hp- 70 Atk- 10 Def- 100 SpA- 90 SpD- 120 Spe- 110 would you use me?
Anonymous
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>>15469401 >wonder guard you're a faggot
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HP: 100 ATK: 50 DEF:70 SP. ATK: 100 SP. DEF: 130 SPD: 50 Type: Poison/Fairy Ability: Prankster/Defeatist
Anonymous
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HP-80 Atk-70 Def- 50 Sp Atk- 110 Sp Def - 100 Speed- 70
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HP - 101 attack - 114 defense - 89 sp attack - 53 sp defense - 87 speed - 56
Anonymous
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HP: 85 Atk: 50 Def: 90 SpAtk 100 SpDef 150 Spe: 25 so im pretty much a trick room mon.
Anonymous
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HP = 40 Attack = 150 Defense = 100 Sp. Attack = 40 Sp. Defense = 50 Speed = 120 Do I get to choose my type too? If so, I'm an Ice type. Looks like I'm a lead attacker or something.
Anonymous
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HP: 120 Atk:130 defense: 90 SpAtk:110 spDef: 30 Spe: 105
Anonymous
HP: 50 ATK: 50 DEF: 100 SP.ATK: 50 SP.DEF: 100 SPD: 150 Poison/Bug Special Attack: Neurotoxin - unleashes a cloud of gas that confuses and poisons the opponent Ability: Cracked Cocoon - raises a Barrier and a Reflection upon switching in that is broken in 1 hit.
Anonymous
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>>15469549 7/10 would use as fast wall
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HP - 100 attack - 50 defense - 115 sp attack - 200 sp defense - 15 speed - 10
Anonymous
>>15468837 Hp - 90
Attack - 20
Defense - 60
Sp. attack - 180
Sp. Defense - 50
Speed- 100
Anonymous
HP- 102 Attack- 83 Defense- 65 Sp. Attack- 80 Sp. Defense- 120 Speed- 50 Question is: would you use me on your team?
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP - 60
Attack - 10
Defense - 60
Sp. Attack - 135
Sp. Defense - 130
Speed - 105
Anonymous
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>>15469942 Not enough bulk.
Anonymous
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>>15469902 Oh, almost forgot. Ability: No Guard
Type: Psychic/Fighting
Anonymous
>>15468837 HP = 100
Attack = 100
Def = 100
Sp.Att 120
Sp.Def = 20
Speed = 60
just use me alongside a blissey
probably i will just wild charge myself to death someday
Anonymous
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HP - 40 Att - 35 Def - 55 SpA - 100 SpD - 100 Spe - 40 someday i will exercise and i'll get bigger, to finally use the remaining points i swear it will be like i'm evolving or something
White5009 !B2vHE9ennE
HP - 110 Attack - 10 Defense - 60 Sp. Attack - 140 Sp. Defense - 80 Agility - 100 I'm physical weak, anemic more than half the time, and I'm not that fast. I guess with the right speedy nature, I could be a special sweeper? Glass cannon, though.
Anonymous
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>>15469401 >only weakness is Fairy Top Lel
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HP: 100 Attack: 90 Defense: 80 Sp. Attack: 90 Sp. Defense: 40 Speed: 100Ability: Pickpocket/Prankster
Anonymous
>>15468837 >>HP=physical build, fat or skinny, stamina >>Attack=physical strength >>Defense=how much physical pain you can withstand >>Sp. Attack=mental intelligence, wit >>Sp. Defense=how much emotional pain you can withstand >>Speed=agility, top running speed ...I'd be Shuckle.
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HP: 60 Attack: 90 Defense: 30 Sp. Attack: 114 (my IQ [yes, i'm a retard, sorry]) Sp. Defense: 200 Speed: 40
Anonymous
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Rock/Electric Ability 1: Klutz Ability 2: Lightning Rod Hidden Ability 1: Cloud Nine Hp- 80 Atk- 75 Def- 100 SpA- 75 SpD- 115 Spe- 55
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP - 55
Attack - 20
Defense - 90
Sp Atk - 180
Sp. Def - 105
Speed - 50
Anonymous
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HP 60 attack 30 defense 150 special attack 190 sp.def 60 speed 10
Anonymous
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>>15468837 100
70
70
130
Infinite Sp. Def
100
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HP - 50 (I'm really skinny) Attack - 70 (Really strong upper body, not anywhere else. No I didn't skip leg day. I'm crippled. Walked on crutches all my life.) Defense - 120 (Had dozens of surgeries. High pain tolerance.) Sp. Attack - 120 Sp. Defense - 120 Speed - 20
Anonymous
HP: 255 Atk: 1 Def:120 Sp.Atk: 1 Sp.Def: 120 Speed: 3 Name: Devieric Evil Cleric Pokémon Ghost/Fairy Abilities: Natural Cure, Healer Hidden Ability: Prankster I appear in the first routes and only have one starting and level up move. I also appear in a special area that's found after solving a puzzle with HMs. I can learn all status moves through Heart Scale tutor who is at the 6th gym town.Hidden Power Ubers here I come.
Anonymous
HP: 65 Attack: 90 Defence: 100 Sp Attack: 70 Sp Defence: 70 Speed: 115 Eh, I can at least outspeed most of you.
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP: 90
Attack: 90
Defense: 70
Special Attack: 100
Special Defense: 120
Speed: 40
Probably Grass/Rock type or Poison/Water typing.
Anonymous
>HP: 80 Pretty stocky, good stamina, not fat though>Atk: 110 I lift a lot>Def: 180 Come at me bro>SpA: 110 Going to Med school, barely under 4.0>SpD: 50 Depression sucks.>Spe: 70 Agile? Yes. Fast? Not quite.
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>>15470780 >dem psuedo legendary stats Anonymous
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HP - 50 Atk - 65 Def - 40 SpA - 110 SpD - 155 Spe - 80 wow I'm shit
Anonymous
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CROSS COUNTRYYYYYYY HP - 120 ATK - 40 DEF - 100 SPATK - 77 SPDEF - 65 SPD - 98 Bulky status spreader or hazard setter? I heal fast as fuck, I feel like I'd learn Recover, and I'm definitely Fire type so hey I'd have a niche
Anonymous
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>>15470686 would use to scout/10
Anonymous
>>15470780 500 =/= 600
Also, I'd say depression would lead to a higher Special Defense, since depression isn't caused by a frail emotional state, and people with depression require strong emotional resilience to keep above water.
Anonymous
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HP: 70 Attack: 70 Defense: 60 Special Attack: 100 Special Defense: 80 Speed: 120 Dark/Psychic Cloud Nine
travis 0559-7675-4841 (beautifly, paras, vivillon)
travis 0559-7675-4841 (beautifly, paras, vivillon) Fri 01 Nov 2013 19:59:49 No. 15471019 Report Quoted By:
>>15469549 ur a worse furfrou
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70 30 40 150 100 110
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>>15470780 Jk, goofed and saw 600 instead of 500. Umm...
HP: 60
Atk: 100
Def: 120
SpA: 100
SpD: 50
Spd: 70
Anonymous
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HP: 100 Attack:0 Defence:200 SPA:0 SPD:200 Speed:0 Its a fucking wall, with prankster and a move that attacks with its defence stat
Anonymous
>>15470966 Idk man - I just meant that since I'm struggling to deal with my depression, there are a lot of things that can trigger me and I don't deal with insults/slights very well.
Anonymous
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HP - 55 attack - 40 defense - 30 special attack - 20 special defense - 170 speed - 15
Le Ruse Bird
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HP: 65 Attack: 65 Defense: 100 Sp. Atk: 80 Sp. Def: 80 Speed: 110 Off to NU I go.
Anonymous
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>>15471160 Ah, guess we're dealing with it differently, then.
Yuki - 5429-7834-4194
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HP 20 AT 10 DF 110 SPAT 200 SPDF 150 SP 20 At least I think.
Anonymous
>HP=70 >Attack=100 >Defense=100 >Sp. Attack=90 >Sp. Defense=40 >Speed=100 Tell it to me straight, doc Am I a shitmon?
Anonymous
HP - 70 Atk - 65 Def - 85 Sp Atk - 120 Sp Def - 100 Speed - 90 Compoundeyes I wear glasses
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP-50
Attack-20
Defense-50
SpAtk-130
SpDef-140
Speed-70
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HP = 10 ATK = 160 DEF = 10 SP.ATK = 160 SP.DEF = 10 SPEED = 150
Anonymous
>>15471355 Depends on your movepool and typing. Solid Speed, Attack, and Defense, so you could be a pseudo physical wall that hits like a truck. But if you're Ice/Flying and/or Ice/Bug you'd prob be sneaky pebbles'd into UU/NU
Le Ruse Bird
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>>15471423 >not Tinted Lens Anonymous
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HP 85 Atk 95 Def 95 SpA 95 SpD 80 Spe 50 NU as fuck.
Anonymous
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>>15470012 >120 SpAtk >using wild charge Not sure you calculated your stats correctly.
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HP - 70 Attack - 40 Defense - 150 Sp Atk - 50 Sp Def - 100 Speed - 100 I'd be a 10/10 support would suicide lead again.
Anonymous
HP 0 Atk 0 Def 0 SpAtk 319 SpDef 0 Spe 181 Ability : Magic Guard Item : Life Orb
Anonymous
>>15471865 >get sent out >instantly faint because no HP gg no re
Anonymous
>>15471926 >4 EVs in HP gg no re all me MVP
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>>15471998 You still have 0. For someone as apparently intelligent as you, you're really not very intelligent.
Anonymous
>>15471524 Oh that sounds brettygud, thanks man. What do you think would be a good typing for those stats? I was thinking Something/Steel but then again I don't know much about the metagame.
Anonymous
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HP - 80 Attack - 60 Defense - 100 Sp. Attack - 100 Sp. Defense - 120 Speed = 40
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HP: 97 Attack: 1 Defense: 200 SpA: 1 Special Defense: 200 Speed: 1
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Let's be real it would be 500 Sp Attack and nothing else cuz I'm scrawny but brilliant I DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES NO SENSE
Anonymous
Wow, so clever giving yourself some incredibly low stats and some incredibly high stats.>who are you replying to? Too many people in this thread.
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What the hell, I'm bored enough HP: 80 Attack: 20 Defense: 90 Sp Atk: 105 Sp Def: 125 Speed: 80
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HP: 40 Attack: 40 Defense: 150 Sp. Attack: 70 Sp. Defense: 150 Speed: 50
Anonymous
>>15472281 >In order to determine how the stats are arranged, relate them to qualities of yourself. What the fuck else are they supposed to do? Lie?
Le Ruse Bird
>>15472281 I was actually considering addressing this, but thanks.
I should've stated that being average yields a base stat of 80 in all fields, maximum is 120, and minimum is 50.
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HP - 185 Attack - 40 Defense - 30 Sp. Attack - 80 Sp. Defense - 60 Speed - 5 Type - Normal/Rock Ability - Thick Fat only 400 BST because 500 is too much for shit like me
Heaven 2492 5085 7052 (Water: Bibarel, Quagsire Poliwhril)
Heaven 2492 5085 7052 (Water: Bibarel, Quagsire Poliwhril) Fri 01 Nov 2013 20:41:08 No. 15472520 Report Quoted By:
HP- 90 Attack - 100 Defense-70 Sp. Attack - 70 Sp. Defense- 70 Speed - 100 Fighting/Dark Anger Point
Anonymous
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>>15472420 Some people may not be very strong, but nobody's 0-5 base Attack strong, or 0-5 base Speed slow or shit like that. Like
>>15472437 said, 50 should be the minimum.
Anonymous
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HP: 1000 Attack: -100 Defense: -100 Special Attack: -100 Special Defense: -100 Speed: -100
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HP: 102 Atk: 64 Defense: 83 SpA: 111 SpD: 82 Speed: 58
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>>15472068 I would say Dark/Poison - that way your only weakness is Ground, which has mostly physical moves with very poor distribution on its special moves. Or you could have levitate and give yourself no weaknesses. Not sure how that would work as a pokemon design (Theme it around a poke that floats around causing mental illnesses? Idk)
2020-0983-7664
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HP - 70 Attack - 30 Defense - 50 Sp. Attack - 150 Sp. Def - 140 Spee - 60
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HP-50 Atk-100 Def-90 Sp. Atk-125 Sp. Def-115 Spd-20 Psychic/Water Ability-Download
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP 75
Attack 90
Defense 75
Special Attack 150
Special Defense 40
Speed 70
Anonymous
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>>15468837 inb4 everyone has a base sp.att of over 120.
Anonymous
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>>15468837 >mfw blissey with 40 less BST Anonymous
Of course, everyone on this board is a super genius. Which we know is a lie, furfags.
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>>15473344 >guaranteed replies Anonymous
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>HP: 75 >Attack: 35 >Defense: 15 >Sp. Attack: 135 >Sp. Defense: 95 >Speed: 85
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HP- 100 (I'm just going with my weight) Attack- 40 Defense- 80 Sp Attack- 90 Sp Defense- 85 Speed- 105>tfw shitmon
Anonymous
>>15468837 HP:1
Atk:1
Def:1
Sp.Atk:100
Sp.Def:1
Spd:396
Type: Dark/Ghost
Ability: Wonder Guard (muh fairy)
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP: 155
attack: 60
Defense: 90
Sp. Attack: 20
Sp Defense: 165
Speed: 30
Anonymous
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Sadly I am a Sunkern IRL
Anonymous
>>15473528 Spd: 396
Nigger confirmed.
Anonymous
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>>15473344 m-mine was like 80 though, i'm being realistic
Anonymous
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>>15473608 fuck you i join contests on my college
unlike some neckbeards I encounter online
Anonymous
>let me check this thread really quick Oh god, this thread is really good
Anonymous
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HP: 40 ATK: 10 DEF: 200 SP. ATK: 10 SP. DEF: 200 SPD: 50 being terminally ill is suffering
Matt 2148-8255-4088
HP-110 Atk-5 Def-75 Sp.Atk-150 Sp.Def-65 Spd-95 Psychic/Electric typing Ability- Legal Eagle: randomly boosts Sp.Atk/Sp.Def/Spd/Def/Atk at the end of each turn Signature Move Cross Exam ? BP 15 PP 100 Accuracy Psychic Type Special Move BP is determined on what type the opposing pokemon's primary type is if it is a type that Psychic resists, then it is 55 If it is a type that Psychic takes normal damage from, then BP is 85 If it is a type that Psychic takes super effective damage on, then BP is 110 it does do damage regardless of immunities
Anonymous
>>15468837 HP: 80
Atk: 40
Def: 100
SpA: 120
SpD: 100
Spe: 60
Matt 2148-8255-4088
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>>15473949 w-would you use me?
Anonymous
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>>15473714 Some rib ticklers so far?
Anonymous
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HP:85 Att:52 Def:100 SpA:133 SpD:100 Spe:30
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HP - 70 ATK - 50 DEF - 70 SPATK - 100 SPDEF - 75 SPD - 100
Anonymous
>>15468869 Dude, max stat is 255.
Anonymous
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HP - 150 Att - 50 Def - 125 Sp. Att - 50 Sp. Def - 124 Spd - 1 Type: Grass Ability: Thick fat
Anonymous
>>15474128 Tell that to Mega Aggron
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Hp: 100 Atk: 35 Def: 70 SpA: 110 SpD: 110 Spd: 75
Anonymous
>>15473977 Typed: Steel/Psychic
Ability - Analytic; Competitive -- Hidden Ability: Galvanize
Galvanize: Normal type moves used by this pokemon become steel-type and gain a 30% boost in power.
Signature Move:
Targeted Shot
Normal/Special/80 BP/95 Accuracy/15 PP
The user lets the opponent make the first move to figure out their weak point; this move ignores weakness, resistance and immunity.
Anonymous
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HP - 80 Atk - 85 Def - 120 SAtk - 60 SDef - 100 Spe - 55
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HP: 60 Atk: 50 Def: 60 SpA: 100 SpD: 110 Spe: 90 Ability: Defeatist>that feel when shittier Gardevoir
Anonymous
>>15474160 Base 230 Defense.
Anonymous
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Hp 35 Attack 50 Defense 110 Sp. Attack 100 Sp. Defense 110 Speed 95 Shittiest spread ever.
Anonymous
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>>15474272 I thought it was base 270?
Anonymous
>this entire thread >all of these sky-high Sp.Def stats If there was ever any doubt that /vp/ was autistic, it has since been erased.
Anonymous
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>HP: 40 >Atk: 70 >Def: 140 >SpA: 170 >SpD: 70 >Spe: 30 not really that smart but I suck at everything else
Anonymous
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>>15469737 As a bug user, I am pleased by your risky build.
Anonymous
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HP: 70 ATK:100 DEF: 60 SP.ATK:110 SP.DEF:70 SPEED:90 Type: Water Ability: Swift Swim
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HP 90 Atk 85 Def 80 SpAtk 105 SpDef 70 Spd 70 Type: Psychic/Normal Ability: Own Tempo/Super Luck/Competitive (Hidden) Would you use me in a team /vp/?
Anonymous
>Hp - 75 >Attack - 45 >Defense - 50 >Special attack - 75 >Special defense - 65 >Speed - 45 NU HERE I COME!
Anonymous
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>>15474408 >implying your insult affects me in any way Keep trying fgt
Anonymous
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>>15475215 also
>type - fairy/dark >Ability - defeatist, cute charm, hidden: tough claws Anonymous
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>>15470337 somebody likes masochism here
Anonymous
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Hp-76 atk-83 def-70 sp.atk-90 sp.def-102 speed-83 I wear glasses so ability -compundeyes. Thoughts? Suggestions?
Anonymous
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HP-250 ATT-0 DEF-0 SPATT-0 SDEF-250 SPE-0
Infinite Edges !rBMPcctUe2
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HP: 60 Atk: 90 Def: 60 Sp.Atk: 120 Sp.Def: 100 Speed: 30
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>HP- 50 >Atk- 30 >Def- 60 >Sp.Atk- 120 >Sp.Def- 140 >Speed- 100 Type: Psychic/Poison. I'm a scrawny motherfucker.
Anonymous
HP - 0 attack - 0 defense - 0 sp attack - 0 sp defense - 0 speed - 500
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>>15476226 10/10 would use masterball on
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999 in each stat, ??? type, access to every move in the game>mfw you all suck
Anonymous
Shitmonlee HP: 2 Attack: 1 Defense : 1 SpAtk: 1 SpDef: 1 Speed: 1 Abilities: Prankster, Sturdy Hidden Ability: Rain Dish
Anonymous
HP 1 Attack 251 Defense 1 Sp. Attack 1 Sp. Defense 1 Speed 255
Anonymous
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>>15476546 10/10 would train
emily 3497 - 0305 - 8675
>>15468837 HP 90
Atk 30
Def 40
SpA 180
SpD 60
Spe 100
Type: Psychic Fire
Anonymous
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I wouldn't even have 300 BST. I'd have the stats of Purrloin or something.
Le Ruse Bird
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>>15476226 If only it had an ability that ignores priority, as it is simply 2fast.
emily 3497 - 0305 - 8675
>>15476709 oops I forgot ability. cute charm;)
Anonymous
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>>15477029 well-rounded. nice
Anonymous
>>15476959 a-are you single?
Anonymous
Peter - 0490-5785-3295 (Mankey/Pancham/Tyrogue)
Peter - 0490-5785-3295 (Mankey/Pancham/Tyrogue) Fri 01 Nov 2013 23:00:24 No. 15477386 Report Quoted By:
HP:1 Attack:495 Defense:1 Sp.A:1 Sp.D:1 Speed:1 quick attack just got a lot more scary
Anonymous
Christian 4210-4058-0397
>HP: 80 I'm somewhat skinny, but I'm also good with stamina>Attack:45 I can barely hold my own in a fight, but not everyone is that strong...>Defense: 65 Meh, skinny body = not gud durability>Sp.Attack: 125 FUCKING... GEEEEEENIIIUUUUUUSSS!>Sp.Def: 95 I can take any verbal insult with ease, they're only words, not fists>Speed: 90 I'm not the fastest, but I'm no slouch either>Type: Dragon/Fighting I'm easy to piss off and I fight back a lot. Taking shit from other people is for pussies, right?>Ability: Adaptability I'm pretty damn good at adapting and assessing a situation Overall, I'd probably be RU at best. Rate meh?
Anonymous
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>All this sp.attack and sp.defense >tips fedora
Anonymous
>>15477541 Hey look, it's the cancer.
Hi cancer!
Please die.
Anonymous
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HP: 85 ATK: 130 DEF: 90 S.ATK: 65 S.DEF: 90 SPD: 40 Type: Electric / Steel Ability: Motor Drive / Speed Boost
Anonymous
Garbledina 0662 3191 5524
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>>15476508 >Prankster >No stats GOAT FEAR would use
Anonymous
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>HP 75>Attack 30>Defense 60>Sp. Attack 80>Sp. Defense 160>Speed 100
Christian 4210-4058-0397
>>15477784 >Implying half of the Pokémon fanbase, or any fanbase in general isn't cancer Thanks for noticing too, I try my best. (Hint: Read the Sp.Def faggot)
Anonymous
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>HP:170 build for comfort, not speed>Attack:50 hard to lift my own arms>Defense:130 try and get through my thick fat>Sp.Attack:145 in this moment, I am euphoric Sp.Deffense:0 why am i always friendzoned Speed:5 with my large mass, i can quickly gain momentum downhill
Anonymous
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80/50/50/140/80/100
Anonymous
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HP- 150 ATK- 50 DEF- 60 SPA- 80 SPD- 140 SPE- 20 type: fairy ability: gluttony
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP: 80
Atk: 60
Def: 100
SpAtk: 125
SpDef: 50
Speed: 85
Anonymous
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HP: 33 Attack: 24 Defence: 66 Special Attack: 133 Special Defence: 178 Speed: 66 Poison/Ghost Own Tempo I'm shit
Anonymous
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HP - 60 Atk - 20 Def - 20 Sp Atk - 130 Sp Def - 180 Spe - 90 Ability: Insomnia
Anonymous
>>15477956 >I can take any verbal insult with ease, they're only words, not fists And yet you still felt the need to defend yourself. Interesting.
Also, just because everyone else is shitlords, doesn't give you an excuse to be one.
Anonymous
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HP - 75 attack - 75 defense - 75 sp attack - 75 sp defense - 75 speed - 5 Mediocrity all around but for the love of god please never ask me to run anywhere
Anonymous
>>15469401 That's gayer than me and I just sucked a guy's cock.
Jacob 3926-5125-8745 ( Aipom ~ Audino )
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HP - 80 Attack - 80 Defense - 55 Sp. Attack - 90 Sp. Defense - 55 Speed - 140 Ability: technician Type: fairy/dark (Incubus themed mon)I'm not a faggot
Anonymous
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>>15469737 THat's broken on so many levels
Christian 4210-4058-0397
>>15478363 >I'm easy to piss off and I fight back a lot. Taking shit from other people is for pussies, right? Wow, did you even read the damn thing?
Anonymous
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HP:75 Atk:40 Def:150 Sp.Atk:60 Sp.Def:150 Spd:25
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HP: 65 Att: 65 Def: 50 Sp. Att: 120 Sp. Def: 80 Spd: 120 Ability: Cute Charm
Anonymous
>>15478383 >sucked a guy's cock Not the guy you're talking to but, no, I think you're the biggest faggot here, actually.
Anonymous
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Ability: Unaware HP-50 Atk-90 Def-140 SpAtk-40 SpDef-100 Spe-80 I dunno what type. Bug/Poison?
Anonymous
>HP 40 >Attack 20>Defense 150>Sp. Attack 200>Sp. Defense 80>Speed 10>tfw malnourished and fragile as fuck but has toughed out almost having to get leg removed amongst other shitty health problems
Anonymous
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>HP = 100 >Attack = 10 >Defense = 200 >Sp. Attack= 110 >Sp. Defense = 20 >Speed = 60
Anonymous
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>>15478490 >I'm easy to piss off >I can take any verbal insult with ease, they're only words, not fists chortlingchicks.tiff
Anonymous
>>15478539 >Literal faggotry is the ONLY faggotry!!!! Anonymous
>>15478606 >Sp. Attack >200 The max is 180, you fucking retard.
Anonymous
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>>15478685 Tell that to Mega Mewtwo Y.
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70 60 60 100 100 100 Im a shitty Espeon
Anonymous
HP - 40 Atk - 20 Def - 20 SpAtk - 100 SpDef - 255 Spd - 65 I am the ultimate special wallRock- type
Anonymous
>>15478679 >implying metaphorically sucking a dick or being a faggot is more humiliating than actually doing so Yes, you are a literal faggot. Which makes you the biggest fucking faggot in this thread. I know being a homosexual is a mental disorder but, I never thought it was a form of mental retardation too.
Anonymous
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>HP: 500 >Attack: 250 >Defence: 300 >Sp Attack: 300 >Sp Defence: 200 >Speed: 150
Anonymous
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>>15478539 >HERDERDERDERRRRRR U SUCKED A GUYS COCK UR A FAGGOT well no fucking shit
Anonymous
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>>15478733 >in Sandstorm I want to get off.
Anonymous
>>15478753 3/10, you had me until mental disorder
Anonymous
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HP - 20 Atk - 20 Def - 130 SpAtk - 130 SpDef - 170 Speed - 30
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>15478685 Oh, okay. Probably somewhere in 150 then and I'll just toss the rest of the stats elsewhere. Maybe HP.
Anonymous
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70/130/100/55/80/65 Bug/Steel meh no one would use me
Anonymous
>>15478845 You know it's true. Being a male homosexual was classified as a mental disorder until the 1970s. Not by any official declassification but by a fucking vote because fags were crying and up in arms and shit about it. Sorry your father failed you as a son and all.
Oh and you're metaphorically more of a faggot than that guy too, tee hee.
Anonymous
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HP 130 Attack 30 Defense 75 Sp. Attack 100 Sp. Def 130 Speed 35 500 BST is too generous I think. A spread with similar ratios and lower BST would probably be more accurate. Type Ghost/Poison I'm not a very good influence on other people and I'm not very noticeable so I guess? Ability Defeatist I feel like I don't need to go into detail about this one.
Anonymous
>>15478994 >sorry your father failed you as a son and all go back to Austria, learn some damn English, then come back.
Anonymous
>>15478753 >implying I'm even the same person In any case
>>>/pol/ Anonymous
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>>15468837 >Hp 30
>Attack 80
>Def 80
>Sp. Atk 110
>Sp. Def 115
>Spe 85
Anonymous
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Hp 80 Atk 30 Def 110 SpAtk 130 SpDef 50 Spd 100
Anonymous
>>15479102 Nobody is gay in the Pokemon world :^)
Anonymous
>>15478994 Not this dude but
>being this angry about teh gayz >trying to claim you're not secretly wanting your ass ravaged by a rough but tender daddy you know it's true.
Anonymous
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HP: 80 ATK:80 DEF:60 Sp.ATK: 100 Sp.DEF: 50 SPD: 70
Anonymous
>>15479169 Nobody has an implied sexuality. Everybody could be bi for all we know
Anonymous
>>15479111 >>15479102 >>15478994 >>15478845 >>15478753 >>15478679 >>15478539 >>15478383 Just kill yourselves already you fucking manchildren,got nothing else better than derailing threads about pointless shitposting ?
Retards like you are litterally the worst thing to have happened to /vp/
Thomas 1564-2498-4965 grass
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hp- 80 attack- 30 defense- 75 sp. attack- 105 sp. def- 110 speed- 105
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15479252 and the award for most autistic post goes TO!
>>15479252 Anonymous
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>>15479252 a nigga can dream
;_; Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>15468837 >>15469099 >something like that, but 500 BST is kinda too much in my opinion But humans have 600 BST. This game actually makes us weaker.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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255 HP 125 Atk 51 Def 10 SpA 49 SpD 10 Spe
Anonymous
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>>15479102 >he can't refute it so he insults >LIKE A FAGGOT Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
Anonymous
>>15479178 I want to ravage your ass until you bleed profusely.
Anonymous
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>>15479613 s-stop that anon-senpai, you're making me blush
Anonymous
HP - 110 attack - 70 defense -90 sp attack - 80 sp defense -120 speed - 30 this, isnt awful, i guess?
Anonymous
>HP= 55 >Attack= 40 >Defense= 70 >Sp. Attack= 135 >Sp. Defense= 110 >Speed= 90 HP: I'm very skinny, and do not have much endurance. Atk: Fucking weak as shit. Defense: I can take pain decently. Sp. Attack: Arguably the smartest in my family, high level math classes and such. Sp. Defense: What are emotions? Speed: Used to run track in high school. With my little endurance I took up sprinting. I think it is roughly accurate, and is possible to use competitively. That HP though... Typing? No idea. Likely Psychic/Electric.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>15480088 So you're basically Gardevoir.
Anonymous
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This is hard as fuck with base 500, but here we go. HP: 85 I'm honestly not as fit as I should be, but once the adrenaline starts going, I last for a really long time. Attack: 85 I'm stronger than most people I know, so this is more of a comparison thing. Obviously in the grand scheme of things, the majority of us probably don't have anything that stands out on an international scale. Defense: 85 This is really only as low as it is because of balancing. Sp. Attack: 85 C-can I b-be intelligent t-too, guys? Sp. Defense: 100>implying emotions Speed: 60 I have a pretty high top running speed, on the level of most people that slave over track, but I can't maintain that for very long. I can throw some pretty nice punches in terms of rapidity, but that doesn't really apply.>that feel when you're shit competitively And now I realize that one day, if I train hard enough, I could be OU level.
Anonymous
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>>15480000 im not entirely sure what i am, it looks almost like reuniclus
Anonymous
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>HP=80 >Attack=110 >Defense=120 >Sp. Attack=90 >Sp. Defense=50 >Speed=50 HP:I'm not fat but I am fit with high stamina Attack:I lift Defense:I can take a hit no problem SP.Attack: slightly above average intelligence but I don't use it that much Sp.Defense:I am strong in body but not emotionally Speed:Just not that fast physical good wall/hitter Type:Fighting Ability:Simple
Anonymous
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HP:80 Attack: 47 Defence: 110 Special Attack: 85 Special Defence: 75 Speed: 103 Grass/Electric Regenerator
Anonymous
>>15468837 HP - 105
Attack - 90
Defense - 125
Sp Atk - 75
Sp. Defense - 130
Speed - 55
Would /vp/ use me?
Anonymous
>>15481916 Well fuck, didn't see the 500 cap.
HP - 105
Attack - 65
Defense - 125
Sp Atk - 55
Sp. Def - 130
Speed - 20
Anonymous
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>>15482129 Sorry Anon, I'm not using you anymore after that nerf.
Anonymous
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HP - 120 attack - 110 defense -120 sp attack - 70 sp defense - 20 speed - 60
Anonymous
>HP - 100 >ATK - 100 >DEF - 80 >SP.ATK - 10 >SP,DEF - 120 >SPEED - 10 Ability: Fur Coat I am the Wall.
Anonymous
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>>15482657 Why, are you really THAT hairy ?
3325-2719-9104
HP 1 Atk 1 Def 1 SpAtk 248 SpDef 1 Sp 248 ability: moxie for SpAtk Would /vp/ use me?
Anonymous
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HP: 100 Attack: 70 Defense: 80 Sp. Attack: 90 Sp. Defense: 120 Speed: 60
Anonymous
>>15468837 HP: 110
Atk: 60
Def: 90
Sp. Atk: 80
Sp. Def: 90
Speed: 70
intothetrashitgoes.jpg
Anonymous
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>>15482812 no
entry hazards/priority, bitch.
Anonymous
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>>15482812 Stealth rocks say hi
Anonymous
>>15482895 slap leftovers, recovery and a nice ability on that and you have a decent mixed wall !
Anonymous
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>>15476226 Ability: You're Too Slow
Priority is ignored. This Pokemon's attacks are based on its speed.
Attacks:
Agility
Extreme Speed
Quick Attack
Rollout
Type
Normal
Mega Sanic:
Ability: Come on, Step it Up!
Priority is ignored. This pokemon's stats are all equal to its speed stat
Type:
Normal/
Electric[/spoiler} Anonymous
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HP:40 Attack:45 Defense:60 Sp. Atk: 135 Sp. Def: 120 Speed:100 So I'm just volcarona
Alexander 3695-0573-5304
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HP - 100 Attack - 90 Defense - 85 Special Attack - 90 Special Defense - 75 Speed - 60 All I need is Dragon Dance / Agility. Awwwww yiss.
Anonymous
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HP-45 Attack-30 Defence-30 Sp.Attack-120 Sp.Defence-80 Speed-90
Anonymous
>>15468837 HP 70
Atk 50
Def 60
SpA 69 (I just took the average because there's no way to not be a biased asshat in judging this)
SpD 90
Spe 50
0/10 i'm shit
Anonymous
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>>15483428 you're basically ledian...
Anonymous
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HP: 80 Att: 50 Def: 50 Sp att: 90 Sp def: 140 Speed: 90 Ability: Stubborn - raises def and special def when hp drops below 50%I have no access to recovery moves
Anonymous
>>15482954 I'm pretty much a slightly better Audino with more Speed and Sp. Atk. Audino has 7 less in HP, 4 less in each defense, 20 less Sp. Atk and 20 less speed.
>If I was Audino's evolution I would be outclassed by Eviolite Audino Anonymous
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HP - 200 Attack - 60 Defense - 50 Sp. Attack - 100 Sp. Def - 70 Speed- 20
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP: 70
Atk: 65
Def: 65
SpA: 125
SpD: 125
Spe: 50
I'm a slower Gardevoir with more bulk Anonymous
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>>15483546 Losing leftovers is a huge burden, though. Just look at chansey/blissey. I guess it depends on what you aim your poke to be, toxic staller or just regular cleric. Don't worry anon, I'm sure someone will use you ! I know I would, I have an Audino in my team after all.
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP: 65
Attack: 110
Defense: 70
Special Attack: 120
Special Defense: 70
Speed: 115
w...would /vp/ use me?
Anonymous
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>>15468837 HP - 70
Atk - 30
Def - 90
SpA - 40
SpD - 30
Spe - 40
Anonymous
This is no fair. I'm like, the ultimate human, but I have to share a 500 BST with the likes of you plebs
Anonymous
>>15484470 >10 hp >10 atk >10 def >10 sp.atk >450 sp.def >10 spe Anonymous
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>>15470586 So you are a fat, bullied kid?
TNT Jackson 2234-7684-7844 (bergmite, spheal, dewgong)
TNT Jackson 2234-7684-7844 (bergmite, spheal, dewgong) Sat 02 Nov 2013 02:12:15 No. 15485058 Report Quoted By:
HP - 50 Atk - 35 Def - 60 Sp. Attack - 150 Sp. Defense - 100 Speed -105 Ability - Prankster
Anonymous
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HP-90 ATK-90 DEF-90 SPA-110 SPD-110 SPE-10 This basically sums it up for me. I'm a fat ass, so I gave myself semi high hp toned it down a bit, since i have terrible endurance I'm moderately good in most things I do. That being said, I am versatile, but I am never the best in what it is I'm doing. I have terrible speed, not '10' terrible, but it's probably my most hindering quality, so I placed it way down.
Garbledina 0662 3191 5524
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>>15484622 so you're a literal baby
Anonymous
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everybody thinking they are geniuses
Anonymous
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>HP=100 >Attack=50 >Defense=120 >Sp. Attack=120 >Sp. Defense=50 >Speed=60 This was hard. Gave myself too much credit.
Anonymous
Fighting HP 170 Atk 170 Def 50 SpA 10 SpD 65 Spe 35 I was dropped on my head.
Anonymous
>>15485828 My Abilities are Oblivious and Gluttony. My Hidden ability is Intimidate. My typing is hard. Gotta go with Bug/Ground. Yeah, that.
Garbledina 0662 3191 5524
>>15486214 so you're bug/ground/fighting?
Anonymous
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HP-75 Attack-90 Defense-70 Sp. Attack-75 Sp. Defense-80 Speed-110 nobody would use me because there would be better sweepers.maybe i'd do well in NU
Anonymous
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>>15486953 am no fighter. I hit the ground and all I do is bug people.
Le Ruse Bird
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>people are giving themselves abilities/typing