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So /vp/ how about some fun. ITT, we're gonna determine your base stats with some equations I just made up. Let's see who's the strongest /vp/oreon. I know there's already a thread like this, but this one is very fun as it uses personal statistics. Round up for all decimals. Type 1: Primary type of your least favorite Pokemon Type 2: Primary type of your favorite Pokemon HP: (Weight in pounds)(.65) Attack: (Max Bench in pounds)(1/2)+10 Defense: (Amount of Pokemon you currently have registered in XY)(.5) Sp. Atk: (IQ-20) Sp. Def: (Years you've been playing Pokemon)(8) Speed: 300-(How fast you run a mile in seconds)(1/3) INB4 everyone has a Special Attack of 150, stop lying. For me: Type 1 - Ground Type 2 - Poison HP - 104 Atk - 75 Def - 78 Sp. Atk - 120 Sp. Def - 88 Speed - 90 Total -
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Oh shit i fucked up the speed equation, it's 300-(Seconds it takes to run a mile)(.5) I fucked up on my own math anyway. Speed for me is 120
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Okay uh... Ice/dragon Hp: 110 Attack: 42 Defense: 165 Special attack: 105(I think) Special defense: 90 Speed: 95 I AM THE BEST POKEMONS
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>>15469806 >implying i've taken an IQ test Anonymous
Fire / ghost Hp: 155 Attack: 173 Defense: 89 Sp atk: 108 Sp def: 128 Speed: 94 Wish you have used max deadlift for attack equation.
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>>15470592 We got an event legendary right here
Anonymous
Type 1: Poison Type 2: Ghost HP: 104 Attack: 110 Defense: 234 Sp. Atk: 110 Sp. Def: 120 Speed: 180 I think these calculations are too generous OP.
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>>15471048 I'd have to agree, next time I make this thread I'll just say take 20 off of everything or something similar. let this die.
DRKS 0146-9569-5995 [Paras Illumise Vivillon]
DRKS 0146-9569-5995 [Paras Illumise Vivillon] Fri 01 Nov 2013 20:12:07 No. 15471499 Report ITT: People lying about their IQ/Benching
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Normal Psychic HP - 135 Atk - 143 Sp. Atk - 57 Sp. Def - 104 Spe - 100(not counting speed) Total - 539>implying only IQ is related to Sp. Atk.
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>>15471499 this. all of you are fags
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type: electric/water hp: 91 attack: 35 defense: 118 spatk: 130 spdef: 112 speed: 140 total:626>tfw i'm OP as fuck
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>>15471499 I genuinely don't know either of those things. Nor do I know how many miles I can run...and for that matter I'm not even sure exactly how long a mile is because I use metric.
Anonymous
~160 base attack, pls gib choice band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oKlIHkDKcc to people that know anything about bench that isn't exactly IPF approved form, but if you can bench 144kg with glutes off bench you should be able to bench at least 136kg with perfect form. Sorry that's the only video I ahve.
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>>15469806 Im about to go off the fucking deep end here these fucking speed calculations are completely wrong, if you run anything over 10 minutes you have negative bst for speed and i know for a fucking true fact none of you neckbeards can run anything under 8 minutes
>>15471048 Are you trying to tell me here that you run a 4 minute mile, what are you, fucking jamaican?
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kek at everyone in this thread being at the top 5 percentile of IQs didnt know this place was full of geniuses
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>>15471499 My IQ is 140, but IQ doesn't mean shit.
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Type: Ground/Ground HP: 115 Atk: 110 Def: 155 SAtk: 126 SDef: 128 Spd: 180
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>>15469806 type: Fire/Electric
HP: 195
Attack: 140
Defense: 213
Sp atk: 108
Sp def: 104
Speed: huge ass negative number since i can't run
Wiggity 0490-5437-0587 (Mankey, Pancham, Haryama)
Wiggity 0490-5437-0587 (Mankey, Pancham, Haryama) Fri 01 Nov 2013 20:56:21 No. 15473056 Report Quoted By:
Type1: Steel Type2: Normal HP: 195 Attack: 115 Defense: 157 Sp. Attack: 90 Sp. Def: 104 Speed: 140 These were too generous. also it should be noted that I can no longer run due to injury, so my ability would most likely be truant, since it takes fucking forever to do anything physically.
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Type: Water/Grass HP: 114 Attack: 82 Defense: 70 Sp.Atk: 125 Sp.Def: 104 Speed: 75 So I'm a shitty bulky water type... at least I have good typing. Maybe I could be a better Ludicolo.
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>>15469806 Normal/Ghost
HP: 108
Atk: 135
Def: 100
SpA: 128
SpD: 104
Sp: 100
Anonymous
>>15472731 Why would you want to cheat your RM by taking your glutes of the bench, seems it's only relevant to powerlift competitions.
Wiggity 0490-5437-0587 (Mankey, Pancham, Haryama)
Wiggity 0490-5437-0587 (Mankey, Pancham, Haryama) Fri 01 Nov 2013 21:01:39 No. 15473254 Report Quoted By:
>>15473070 vp literally filled with
liars Anonymous
>>15473070 Don't forget everyone here is literally an olympic athlete to side with that and can pull a 4-5 minute mile without breaking a bead of sweat while solving string theory, world hunger, and fixing the worlds energy crisis
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>>15473274 >Not realizing that people might have multiplied the seconds with the one third because it goes first in the order of operations /vp/ might not be geniuses, but they look like fucking Einstein compared to you, leddit.
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>>15473250 I did it by reflex because I am a fag and was training like that for some time. fixed now
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>>15469806 >Fairy >Dragon >104 HP >90 Attack >0 Defense (I don't even play Pokemon games anymore I just come to vp for the shitposting) >110 Sp. Attack >128 Sp. Def >180 Speed (Did I do my math wrong? I can run a 6 minute mile) > Anonymous
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Speed: 300-(How fast you run a mile in seconds)(1/3) Water/Normal HP: 140 Atk: 78 (years ago, I don't know what it is now) Def: 221 (thanks, Wonder Trade) SpA: 95 SpD: 72 Spe: 100 I am a very strange Pokemon.
Leon 1032-1384-1656 [Wobbuffet, Grumpig, Duosion]
Leon 1032-1384-1656 [Wobbuffet, Grumpig, Duosion] Fri 01 Nov 2013 22:53:32 No. 15477104 Report Quoted By:
Normal/Water HP: 114 Atk: 87 Def: 195 Sp.Atk: 112 Sp.Def: 112 Speed: 105 Total: 725 - OP as fuck. I suggest you reevaluate your calculations, this is WAY too generous.
Anonymous
>>15469806 Fairy/Water
hp: 120
atk: 95
def: 197
sp.atk: 110
sp.def: 80
spe: 124
Mega Azumarill confirmed
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>>15477563 Fairy / Fighting
HP: 108
Attack: 80 (im a weak faget)
Defense: 220
Sp. Atk: 110
Sp. Def: 104
Speed: 180
BST: 802