My mom was cleaning my room and my safe was left open by mistake and she found about 40 dickgirl hentai comics I had paid around a thousand dollars for as well as signed headshots of my favorite pornstars and threw them in the garbage!!!! And said she had never been disgusted in her life and that I need to get a social life.
In revenge I logged into her facebook account (autosave passwords ftw) and went hogwild, I posted a pic of her violin students boyfriend "mmm he's a hottie! I wanna suck his cock!" and send a long filthy letter to a guy she went to highschool with about how she hated my father and all the screwed up sexual things she wanted to do to him.
I basically spend 3 hours vulgarly insulting and coming on to all her friends and posting lewd comments on their pics and status.
I figured my mom would basically go "touche" and consider it tit for tat after what she did, but she FREAKED OUT and broke down crying when she saw what I did, She personally apologized to EVERY single one of her friends when she could have just made a "My son has a weird sense of humor, sorry guys!" status update. Now she wants to kick me out of the house! I'm 31 and have never had a job, what the hell am I supposed to do? Is there any way I can smooth this over? Make her breakfast in bed or something????? Help!!!!!
