Showderp is a wonderful time where a bunch of people pretend someone is Marriland and try to convince other people that person is Marriland and/or close all their tabs. 1) After a showderp suspension or after a new champ call (must be in an actual post in the current thread, not just in the battle chat) or disappearance of champ for 15 minutes, first one to call champ (anything from an empty post to just quoting the post calling new champ to just "me" or "lel"; must contain a name field or name in post) is champ. Tripcode recommended but not required. If not using a trip, champ should use the name they use on showderp for identification. 2) Suggestions may not be skipped; if they are mutually incompatible, the first one takes precedence: 2a) Two calls for "gengar" in the first six suggestions: One Gengar is used, the second call is skipped in favor of the seventh suggestion. 2b) Two calls, one is "blood waifu", the other is "liligant": Merge suggestions to the blood waifu set and skip the more general request. 2c) Two calls specifically for mega-evolutions: Champ gives stones to both and decides in the match which evo to use for the match. 3) Champ is free to call new team or new champ after having played at least two matches. 3a) Champ may also call new champ at any point if he has to leave for some reason, such as doorbell ringing. He should announce in the battle chat if he really can't do anything against it mid-battle. 4) Intentionally forfeiting, disconnecting and/or timestalling is not allowed. You fight until your pokemon or your opponent's pokemon are KO'd. If you know your Internet connection is currently very unstable (cannot finish a 30-turn match without disconnecting), do not champ.
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Sometimes I'm playing showdown and I think to myself, hoping beyond hope, that I fight the champ But the day never comes. I fight noobs who DC or time stall, and people who copy-paste the current top teams, but never see the champion. I jsut want to fight marilland
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champ, have you ever played this game before tonight? I mean pokemon
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>>15493735 snipe him, dead hours is the perfect time
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>>15493735 I've fought champs on 4 different occasions by complete accident.
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wheres the link champ
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>Chump gets swept by a Cloyster in under 2 minutes
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>>15493831 who was champ in that battle?
IronSteak !dUF8LRlxbM
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>>15493935 it doesn't matter. both players were horrendous.
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Dig is OP guys.
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IronSteak !dUF8LRlxbM
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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Starmie that only knows water gun
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>>15494175 Smeargle with Spore, Harden, Pound and String Shot named Pimpmobile
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Machamp Make sure it has Dynamic Punch of course.
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>>15494175 florges named booty
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>>15494175 Special sweeper Raticate
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>>15494175 RAYQUAZA (Crobat) @ Leftovers
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Confuse Ray
- Toxic
- Fly
- Roost
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Metronome Smogfrog. That's the "muh rain" Smogfrog, by the way. Not that new asshole with the tongue.
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>>15494175 Something with Rollout
Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
chicky - snorunt, beartic, poliswine 0516-7350-5439
chicky - snorunt, beartic, poliswine 0516-7350-5439 Sat 02 Nov 2013 06:56:34 No. 15494205 Report Quoted By:
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>>15494175 eviolite scyther
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>>15494170 You have done well, take your leave.
....but next time actually take the time to know shit.
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>>15494242 Cmon champ
It doesn;t take that long to make the teamu
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
IronSteak !dUF8LRlxbM
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>>15494497 >Weezing is unreleased Are you fucking shitting me?
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>>15494497 You're supposed to go Pokebank OU, shithead
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>>15494497 wrong tier dumbass
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15494497 alright, swapped florges for weezing, now to pokebank ou...and hopefully less crithax
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-59917459 Anonymous
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>>15494662 >CharlesWarren: bulllet would not have killed Anonymous
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>>15494809 >falling for fake names Anonymous
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>>15494873 It looks
atrocious Anonymous
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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ANT SWEEP ANT SWEEP ANT SWEEP
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Praise based ant.
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CLAW WERE HONED
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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And the crowd goes wild
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>>15494913 all hail the ever powerful ANT
Pyro 5284-1457-4321 (Fairy Jigglypuff,Snubull,Clefairy)
Pyro 5284-1457-4321 (Fairy Jigglypuff,Snubull,Clefairy) Sat 02 Nov 2013 07:52:44 No. 15495317 Report
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NEW CHAMP! He let the Ant die.
Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
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>>15495202 HOW DARE YOU LET THE ANT DIE
>>15495317 GLORIOUS
kimpy !kW55PT5Muo
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charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15495202 it's okay, Ant just was a little drunk, he's back to 100% now :^)
a challenger appears:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-59921469 Anonymous
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Breloom Poison Heal Toxic Orb Sub Seed Drain Punch Spore
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>>15495461 R Stallmanu (Walrein) @ Leftover
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 232 HP / 80 Def / 196 Spe
Bold Nature
- Substitute
- Protect
- Hail
- Toxic
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>>15495461 >My turn! Chump hasn't stepped down yet, dingus.
bloodyhands !LlyeI.cGa6
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One day I will get my stallrus up and going
Pyro 5284-1457-4321 (Fairy Jigglypuff,Snubull,Clefairy)
Pyro 5284-1457-4321 (Fairy Jigglypuff,Snubull,Clefairy) Sat 02 Nov 2013 08:03:29 No. 15495518 Report DEDENNE>Captcha: the ppchild
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so is ant pastebin tier now? people fucking love it, but it isn't really a gimmick set or anything like most of showderp's kings
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>>15495570 Pretty sure its moveset is straight from Smogon.
Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
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>>15495570 durant is already on the pastebin, but the set is entrainment onlu
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FUCK YOU JOLLY! FUCK YOU. Please be our new champ.
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15495625 Then again so is Crocune, so that's never really been a concern.
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>>15495625 nah smogon has rock slide instead of stone edge, as well as x-scissor, which most champs seem to be ignoring
smog ant also has life orb, so it's a little different
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TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
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>>15495646 >mndLz: yes!!! >mndLz: hahaha! charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15495646 alright, that superpower wasn't a good move :c
new team
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>>15495881 Use (rainy) smogfrog with metronome please
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Gourgeist-Super @ Leftovers Ability: Insomnia EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 200 Def Impish Nature - Shadow Sneak - Substitute - Swagger - Leech Seed
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Lord Girthypenis (Zygarde) @ Leftovers Ability: Aura Break EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 54 Def / 200 SDef Impish Nature - Extreme Speed - Coil - Camouflage - Dragon Tail
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Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
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hydreigon named "sylveon pls" all its attacks must be ineffective against fairies
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>>15495881 Specs Heliolisk
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>>15495646 for what reason are you an ant
captcha: antnope leading
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>>15495881 Shiny Heracross named Werster
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Shiny male Combee
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>>15495881 What's your EVs on that Ant? I like it.
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>>15495904 considering the things it's out-sped, It's likely to be 252 attack, 252 speed, 4 hp, jolly
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>>15495955 Hot damn, i want one
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can someone remind me why durant is RU
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>>15496019 >stab technician bullet punch Anonymous
>>15496004 Because of muh fire weakness - it's definitely more deserving of a higher spot
>Smogon tiers >Useful as anything more than a rough guide Anonymous
>>15496004 Tiers are popularity contests, poor durant has no swag.
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>>15496031 Tiers are decided by usage dumbass.
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15496031 But other than Ubers tier don't they just go by usage?
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Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
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>>15496031 Durant should at LEAST be UU. How about we all put Durant on our teams and then it might ascend by a tier?
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>>15496044 >>15496050 >>15496041 has it right. Nobody wants to use Durant simply because he isn't as cool as Scizor in the eyes of many people, so nobody bothers trying to figure out how to make Durant work. Anonymous
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>>15496064 >drizzle mah nizzle politoed >ability to U-Turn if faster Although you have a valid point, and I don't even like Scizor, he can still OHKO or dent a shit ton of things, and being able to predict a fire switch is pretty fucking easy when hes x4 weak to it.
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>>15496050 BL is also not usage-based. Ubers and BL are ban tiers, everything else is chosen by usage.
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>>15496046 Wait, why doesn't Brick Break go through protect?
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>>15496122 Brick Break only gets rid of Reflect and Light Screen. You're mistaking Brick Break with Feint.
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>>15496046 BALEBLAZE NEW LORD AND SAVIOR
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This wouldn't have happened if Ludicolo was our dad.
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>>15496046 >worst ending ever Anonymous
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>>15496046 holy shit someone screencap the kid's comments
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ou: the team: the movie: the novel: the miniseries: the sitcom: the experience
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charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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Can someone post the pastebin?
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charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15496251 Why so many hackers
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>>15496251 all this hacking
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15496379 VOLBEAT CONFIRMED FOR BEST AEGISLASH COUNTER
whackochacko !jDD9WIq/ek
>>15496379 why can't I properly challenge you, chimp? ;_;
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>>15496379 >Starmie is confused >Starmie snapped out of confusion Damnit, these hackers.
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>>15496379 Trick Buge confirmed new Ant
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>>15496496 "There was nothing to be confused about any more, Starmie realized. Even though Starmie lacked a sex, it was in love with Clefable. Starmie accepted its fate as Clefable's bitch, because it meant it could be with Clefable for a little while longer..."
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15496379 >medmandrums: my gawd http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/pokebankoubeta-59926460 >>15496428 i only accept 1 challenge per day, showderp vs showderp battles aren't great in large quantities.
next up:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-59927540 gen 5, is that you?
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whackochacko !jDD9WIq/ek
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>>15496692 confirmed for underage 4channer
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>>15496692 Ruse, name is different.
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15496730 grred simulator
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>>15496730 It's like I'm actually in the Battle Maison.
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15496730 test post (new team if this gos through)
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Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
SINGLE MOTHER (Blissey) (F) @ BrightPowder Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 SAtk Calm Nature - Ice Beam - Aromatherapy - Wish - Metronome Make sure to use Ice Beam as much as possible for dat freezehax.
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>>15496901 Graveler with Autotomize named LIGHTENED BY MY INTELLIGENCE
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Rhyperior @ Assault Vest Ability: Solid Rock EVs: 252 HP / 180 SDef / 76 Def Careful Nature - Earthquake - Stone Edge - Hammer Arm - Megahorn
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Mega Gengar Timid, 252 HP, 252 Speed Perish Song Protect Substitute Destiny Bond Named after your least favorite singer
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something with boomburst..
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your X/Y E4 team complete with movesets and held items. EVs and IVs can be maxed. alternatively, pikachu nicknamed aim for the horn <3
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>>15496901 Mr Boogie, Sableye
Taunt
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>>15496901 Doublade w/ Eviolite for lols
Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
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>>15496939 >>15496946 >>15496954 I suspect samefagging, but it's a good setup
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>>15496972 reddit please leave
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15496908 whats set again?
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>>15496972 >>15496990 i suspect samefagging
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>>15496992 BLOOD COTTEN (Jumpluff)
EVs: 252 Speed, 252 Attack
@Flying Gem
Chlorophyll
- Swords Dance
- Seed Bomb
- Acrobatics
- Sleep Powder/Encore/Synthesis
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>>15496992 >>15497004 I thought blood cotton was level 1 cottonee
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>>15496992 >>15496992 ---Jumpluff---
BLOOD COTTEN (Jumpluff)
EVs: 252 Speed, 252 Attack
@Flying Gem
Chlorophyll
- Swords Dance
- Seed Bomb
- Acrobatics
- Sleep Powder/Encore/Synthesis
this is why we have a pastebin
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15497045 >not quoting terrible jewish songs when perish song plays showderp pls
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15497045 >tfw gravelver can't have rapid spin ;_; next up on Showderp: Crits edition:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-59931927 Anonymous
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>>15497108 We don't know any.
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>>15497045 >chimp in charge of not getting raped by crits next team full of shell armor/battle armor pokemon thx
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
EEGAH !8fUzBwqxs2
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>>15497224 SHE DIDN'T GIVE US A TM
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15497224 Am I in Bizarro Earth? A Gym Leader that gave us a badge and not bail out and be salty about it?
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>>15497224 >gets the petal badge >calls it the bloom badge gg champ
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>>15497224 Chimp is on his way to the E4
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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Can ASSault have Rock Polish?
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>15497583 this has not been my night, m8s.
last one before i call new chimp (most likely):
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-59935649 ou feat. nidoking
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>>15497650 Assault Vest lets you use only attacking moves while buffing sdef
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Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
does this mean we can call chimp now? if so...
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>>15497722 Wait until new chump is called after the game
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>>15497722 He didn't call new chimp yet.
But damn, you've been waiting all night.
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>>15497722 wait til chump officially goes new champ
Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
>>15497736 i'm australian, so all day
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>Prisonerofwar: ok report me >Garbagedor: LOSER >Prisonerofwar: i didnt do anything
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>>15497753 >thingken of champ Anonymous
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>>15497753 >tfw 9 oclock at night charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>15497674 That's enough crits for one night ;_;
new chimp
Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
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>>15497800 Physical balk braviary with shadow claw named 'FUCK AEGISLASH'
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Toxic Roost Sub Burrito Mega Scizor
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>>15497800 bass cannon or gigga nigga
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>>15497800 Ludicolo of some sort
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>>15497800 SHELLSMASHED (Cloyster) @ Leftovers
Trait: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Def / 88 SpA / 148 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Spikes
- Explosion
- Surf
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---Darmanitan--- RAPE APE (Darmanitan) @ Choice Band Trait: Sheer Force EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd Jolly Nature - Flare Blitz - Rock Slide - Hammer Arm - Zen Headbutt also>old chump going off to yugioh
Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
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choice band avalugg with only rapid spin
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>>15497800 I feel bad for Turtle_mushroom now..
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Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
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>>15497823 dw, I like watching and
shitposting too, that's why i came
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>>15497823 Don't.
Australians aren't people :^)
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>>15497840 I'll fite u cunt
Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
>>15497840 ur just mad because we get pokemiles for days from wondertrading
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>>15497835 you skipped Braviary
>>15497803 Anonymous
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>>15497861 gibe rare cadny pls
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>>15497840 B-but I feel for my fellow Australian. I'll rip your jaw off cunt
Rabbi Shekelstein !jwDUALxSbQ
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Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
>>15498022 first time view new chump?
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>never played on showdown >decide to just do randoms while waiting for chumps to build teams >literally lost every single battle I've ever done I guess I'll save myself the embarrassment and never claim champ ever
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>>15498085 Boko no Pocket Monster?
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>>15498085 Keep playing until you stop sucking.
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>>15498085 From what I have seen champs have like a 10% win rate anyway
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>>15498119 Although look at the teams we give them
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>>15498137 I mean it's easy to see obvious bad moves vs just working with shit teams but it's Pokemon, it isn't that hard.
Competitive nerds couldn't be more predictable.
Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
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>>15498166 >blowing your load this early dammit chump
Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
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Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
>>15498383 Alright, new team. Lets get some fresh idea rolling. I wanna see you ALL on your best behaviour
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Furfrou @ Assault Vest Ability: Fur Coat EVs: 96 SDef / 244 HP / 168 Def Careful Nature
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West !!La3azKV4oxi
Adam 0748-2788-0404 (Stinfisk, Dedenne, Galvantula)
Adam 0748-2788-0404 (Stinfisk, Dedenne, Galvantula) Sat 02 Nov 2013 11:47:08 No. 15498492 Report >>15498485 Payapa berry weezing
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>>15498383 Eviolite Infiltrator Golbat
- Haze
- Toxic
- Roost
- Brave Bird
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Garchomp nicknamed Fuck Braviary
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>>15498485 Golurk with nothing but rollout
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choice band rapid spin only avalugg
EEGAH !8fUzBwqxs2
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Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
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>>15498488 >>15498491 >>15498492 >>15498493 >>15498494 The leaders have been chosen. Rule on, brave souls. Lead the champ to glorious victory.
Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
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>>15498645 brave bat intensifies
Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
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>>15498645 Well that was 15 minutes of agony.
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Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
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>>15498824 "I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED"
rused me good, son
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>>15498824 I already started listening to Komm, Süsser Tod near the end there.
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>>15499002 i think some other chump fought this dude before
he was running with an all-pink team iirc
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specs taunt op
Turtle_Mushroom !PpNzKhAKto
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>>15499002 done goofed, had a good laugh
Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
>>15498979 New teamu in honor of my tossing that game harder than a baby against a wall
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Skarmory @ Assault Vest Ability: Weak Armor EVs: 252 HP / 20 Def / 236 SDef Impish Nature
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West !!La3azKV4oxi
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anything with Pickup and no held item
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Rhyperior Solid Rock Weakness Policy -surreptitious stones -eq -rock blast -curse
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>>15499118 Golurk with nothing but rollout
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choice band explosion only lickilicky
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>>15499118 Aqua Jet Crawdaunt
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>>15499002 >uses toxic on gengar >uses thunderwave and THEN toxic on Tyranitar Jesus christ what
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>>15499118 Refrigerate Hyper Beam Aurorus called Frieza
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skarmory called "fuck garchomp" specially defensive with weakness policy
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>>15499002 >>15499002 >>15499002 >WHAT IS THIS? A TERRORIST? NOT ON KAWAII SQUADS WATCH >mfw Doing Research !FdCU8Fux7A
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