I pledge to use only the original 251 pokemon in playthroughs of X and Y. These are the only true Pokemon, the rest are unworthy shit.

I promise to defend the supremacy and nostalgia of the first two gens. I will not allow Hoenn supporters and the dreaded "Sinnohfetuses" to poison this fucking board with their praise for the overdesigned horse shit and bad gameplay of later gens.

I will help to destroy Smogon and its ilk who have marginalized so many of my bros from gen 1 and 2 in favor of the Fake Pokemon from later gens. I will not tolerate the notion that these Pokemon are worthy of battle.

You can call me autistic, or other slurs. I will not fucking back down. I know there are many like me and we aren't afraid of your bullying shit tactics. "Genwunners" will be the future of this franchise. We Will Rise.