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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 20:35:27 No.15512926 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15512977 >>15514256

>Watches pokemon fuck all day
>"We don't know how it got there"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 20:36:55 No.15512972 Report

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Oh he knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 20:36:59 No.15512977 Report

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>>15512926
>Implying you want to see something as lewd as Pokemon fucking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 20:37:50 No.15513007 Report

Quoted By: >>15514546 >>15515107 >>15516178

Who else thinks his wife is cheating on him with that other guy inside the house.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 20:39:19 No.15513057 Report

Quoted By: >>15513877 >>15514074

Did you guys notice the dude sitting on a bench somewhere who says that pokemon eggs aren't eggs, they're more like cradles?

What the fuck was that about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 20:52:28 No.15513525 Report

Quoted By: >>15513807 >>15515781

>implying Pokemon have genitalia
>implying Arceus doesn't do his God shit and teleport the eggs there

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:01:01 No.15513807 Report

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>>15513525

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:03:09 No.15513877 Report

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>>15513057
Just a half-arsed excuse as to how and why pokemon babies come in eggs when they're shit like ghost swords / jingling keys / a fucking rock

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:08:21 No.15514074 Report

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>>15513877
>>15513057
Pokemon eggs aren't eggs, exactly as he said.
They're incubators. They are pocket monsters, you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:13:53 No.15514256 Report

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>>15512926

Do you want to be the one to explain to a 10 year old about the delibirds and the beedrills?

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:21:45 No.15514546 Report

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>>15513007
Cracked me up.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:22:53 No.15514591 Report

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> Wonder Traded whole box of 1-2 IV Protean Froakies
> Got Shitmons and one nice Scyther named Slasher

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:36:55 No.15515107 Report

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>>15513007
>It's what...? That's not how babies born...? What's semen...? Well then why did my wife queef on my face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 21:56:10 No.15515781 Report

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>>15513525
like the stork

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 22:00:53 No.15515934 Report

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He seriously has never seen a pokémon Egg being created. Have you plebs never gone to Sinjoh Ruins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 22:01:27 No.15515957 Report

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>>15514074
>They're incubators.

Isn't that. . .what eggs are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 22:08:29 No.15516178 Report

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>>15513007
>he always stands outside
>implying the wife doesn't have threesomes with the two Pokemon
>implying the wife isn't the one who delivers the egg
>implying the guy in the house isn't just a doctor to help the process go more smoothly for the lewd breeder woman

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 22:52:04 No.15517736 Report

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>>15516178

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2013 22:53:29 No.15517785 Report

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Given that pokemon eggs appear so rapidly and there seems to be no ill effects of breeding parents with children I just assumed Pokemon eggs appear the same way Chao eggs do

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