Life is like a drizzle
here in Petalburg
Acro bikes, trumpets, submarines
It's a Loudred
Might solve a mystery
And catch that goddamn Regi!
HOENN! Woo Hoo!
Everyday they're out there remakin'
HOENN!
Tales of idiots trying to expand seas!
M-M-M-May lurks behind you
There's a Tentacool out to find you
What to do just grab onto some
MAX REPELS!
Everyday they're out there remakin'
HOENN!
Tales of Magma mini-skirts
HOENN!
Not Keldeo tales or Cottonee tales, no
HOENN!