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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:06:28 No.15594558 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15594591 >>15594749 >>15594812 >>15594879 >>15594954 >>15595106 >>15595427 >>15595494 >>15595507 >>15595525

How many of you could ACTUALY be successful trainers?

Let's see...you have to know how to rock climb for the second gym...so that's like 90% of you gone already.

The third gym you have to rollerblade.

The 4th gym you have to climb a rope

So like...99% of you couldn't even make it past the 4th gym. Lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:07:40 No.15594591 Report

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>>15594558
>projecting this hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:08:03 No.15594602 Report

Quoted By: >>15594718

>Let's see...you have to know how to rock climb for the second gym...so that's like 90% of you gone already.
Implying rock climbing is difficult.
>The third gym you have to rollerblade.
Anybody can rollerskate.
>The 4th gym you have to climb a rope
Yeah, I'm out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:08:31 No.15594623 Report

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I can do all the above, but even then let's ask you op. Can you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:08:40 No.15594626 Report

Quoted By: >>15594678 >>15594736 >>15595207

>The third gym you have to rollerblade.
Who the fuck can't figure out how to use a pair of fucking rollerblades?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:09:56 No.15594671 Report

Quoted By: >>15594718

>tfw OP is paralyzed from the waist down and is merely projecting due to his slowly worsening condition

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:09:58 No.15594674 Report

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I'd probably die from falling off the spiderweb in the 1st gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:10:07 No.15594678 Report

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>>15594626
Autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:11:02 No.15594711 Report

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I can't balance well on rollerskates, but that's it.
Also, there's not really anything stopping me from just walking up and battling her.
>projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:11:12 No.15594718 Report

Quoted By: >>15594798

>>15594602
Yeah, but can you grind rails??

>>15594671
You got me lol

But seriously, who here can make it past 4 gyms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:12:03 No.15594736 Report

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>>15594626

90% of /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:12:11 No.15594740 Report

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>implying i can walk farther than route 1 without getting winded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:12:31 No.15594749 Report

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>>15594558
I'll have you know I was part of a rollerblade club when I was younger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:14:06 No.15594798 Report

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>>15594718
You're a kid. You can learn to do most of that shit in a few days.
Rock climbing? Easy, takes an hour at most to figure it out if you're an idiot
Grinding rails? There's a skatepark. Have someone teach you. Take a few days to perfect your technique and go challenge the gym.
Rope climbing? If by that point in the game you can't climb a fucking rope you aren't fit to be a trainer.
>These are skills that can be learned easily

!DJ.HeroKP6

!DJ.HeroKP6 Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:14:24 No.15594812 Report

Quoted By: >>15594877

>>15594558
>you have to know how to rock climb for the second gym...so that's like 90% of you gone already.

I love rock climbing

>The third gym you have to rollerblade.

I love rollerblading!

>The 4th gym you have to climb a rope
I may have a tad dificulty with it but doesnt mean im out. just mean your a lazy faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:16:50 No.15594877 Report

Quoted By: >>15594945 >>15594967

>>15594812
Can you grind long rails?

Have you ever even climbed a rope? Shits tough. Now try doing it 5 stories

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:16:52 No.15594879 Report

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>>15594558

I'd just build some goofy floating egg-shaped vehicle powered by Magnetons to get around all that bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:18:12 No.15594924 Report

Quoted By: >>15595015

>Implying that If the Pokemon world was Real I wouldn't be extremely Fit due to being on the Road training since the age of 10.

Like fuck, you can't put our Real world selves directly into another world.

We would be completely different.

You would still be autistic though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:18:21 No.15594931 Report

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>not just using your Pokemon to bypass all obstacles and carry you around the world
Things would be a lot different if you didn't have to adhere to the game's rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:18:45 No.15594945 Report

Quoted By: >>15594967

>>15594877
>Implying rope climbing is hard

That's fucking elementary school phys ed. shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:19:02 No.15594954 Report

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>>15594558

Who the fuck would even go around challenging gyms when you could spend your time doing something more productive like breeding Gardevoirs?

Badges sucks, Harems rule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:19:16 No.15594965 Report

Quoted By: >>15595000

>pokemon world is real
>just use pokemon to get to places

that was hard.

!DJ.HeroKP6

!DJ.HeroKP6 Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:19:16 No.15594967 Report

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>>15594877
you get off at like 10 feet. Climbing ten feet aint that hard son.
Yeah, I could do it, may take a bit of practice but not impossible.
Ever played Tony Hawk Proskater? Shits hard as fuck nigger

>>15594945
dis nigger

!DJ.HeroKP6

!DJ.HeroKP6 Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:20:20 No.15595000 Report

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>>15594965
>making /vp/ look simple
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGER?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:20:39 No.15595015 Report

Quoted By: >>15595065

>>15594924

>Implying most of us won't be Super Nerds or Pokemaniacs

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:21:05 No.15595033 Report

Quoted By: >>15595068 >>15595175

Am I the only one who found it off putting that Clair's Gym is filled with fucking lava? I know it's the final gym in that region, but how does shit even get approved?

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:21:40 No.15595054 Report

Quoted By: >>15595116 >>15595379

I doubt I can grind on rails in Korrina's gym or rock climb in Grant's.
I'd fall into the abyss in Brycen's gym since I'd panic and hesitate on the slopes.
Skyla's gym would leave me in the hospital.
Elesa's BW2 gym's boardwalk and the crowd would be covered in spaghetti when I'm done with it.
I'd fall into the abyss all the time in Morty's gym.
Flannery's gym would be get me scalded.
I'd end up looking through all the books in Lenora's huge ass library.
Drown in honey walls at Burgh's gym.
Be too afraid to let go of the ropes while swinging in Ramos' gym and end up dangling there.
That's it I guess. Might slip into the lava in Clair's gym but I'm not that clumsy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:22:17 No.15595065 Report

Quoted By: >>15595124 >>15595175

>>15595015

>Not being an Ace Trainer.
>Not getting into Lass' panties.

Pretty sure me and my Bro-kemon would just kick ass and fuck bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:22:27 No.15595068 Report

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>>15595033
>The path you follow is a dragon
Woah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:23:36 No.15595106 Report

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>>15594558
>implying 4channers are fat
>implying most aren't skinny or skinnyfat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:24:00 No.15595116 Report

Quoted By: >>15595175

>>15595054
Both of Skyla's gyms would send anyone to the hospital,seriously what the fuck is wrong with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:24:14 No.15595124 Report

Quoted By: >>15595153

>>15595065

I'd rather score with Hex Maniac

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:25:17 No.15595153 Report

Quoted By: >>15595192

>>15595124

>Implying she wouldn't violently penetrate all your orifices

She would score with you.

!DJ.HeroKP6

!DJ.HeroKP6 Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:26:09 No.15595175 Report

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>>15595033
>pokemon league will approve
> PL doesnt give a shit
>PL wants you to DIE the easiest and fastest way
>This is why there are only 4 elites you must pass to get to the champ

>>15595065
>>Not being an Ace Trainer.
>>Not getting into Lass' panties.
dis nigga
I love you. I would be a damn Ace Trainer, we pair up, we go fuck all the school girls, ace trainer chicks, all the punk girls, and all the Lass' we can find! I say we du et pal!

>>15595116
>not caring enough about you living
>not coming home from your journey

This is what happened to Ash's dad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:26:14 No.15595177 Report

Quoted By: >>15595303

The rock climbing walls in the second gym make it stupidly easy to actually do it.

Even if you can't grind the rails, you could always just crawl across them. It'd probably be safer to do that anyway.

Any idiot can climb a rope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:26:51 No.15595192 Report

Quoted By: >>15595217

>>15595153
even better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:27:11 No.15595207 Report

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>>15594626
The Rollerblading I can do.

Sick Grinds? I'd fall off and die before I even get halfway to Korrina's platform.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:27:35 No.15595217 Report

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>>15595192

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:27:49 No.15595225 Report

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I only want to get a cute rival like Hugh. Then I could have a Tentacruel to get naughty with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:29:09 No.15595269 Report

Quoted By: >>15595307 >>15595402 >>15595432 >>15595490

What about Trainers in wheelchairs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:30:15 No.15595303 Report

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>>15595177
>Any idiot can climb a rope.

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:30:22 No.15595307 Report

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>>15595269
They can go fuck themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:30:54 No.15595318 Report

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I've done rock climbing while I was 250lbs.

Not that hard

Rope climbing is hard, especially having to do it multiple times

I used to roller-blade as a kid, not hard. Grinding those long-ass rails though, now THAT'S hard.

I'm sure that you could find someway to bullshit through it all with a Pokemon since you wouldn't be constrained like the game world.

Also, I think the hardest part would be traveling through the fucking blizzard

Hell, Serena is wearing a skirt, one layer of shirt and no boots yet doesn't seem to mind negative degree temperatures.

At least Calem has winter-like clothing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:30:59 No.15595321 Report

Quoted By: >>15595495

Purely thematic elements and nothing more, in actuality a real gym would be more stadium-like, similar to the representations in manga and animation adaptations. (Non-canon shit like Orange League need not apply)

I like to view the pre-gym leader puzzle/battle stuff as filler nonsense, an official League sanctioned gym would not get their asses sued off when handicap people would have problems grinding rails and climbing ropes. Like what's the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:32:51 No.15595379 Report

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Oh come on, OP. That stuff is easy, especially compared to some of the more lethal shit in >>15595054.

I think all /vp/ really needs is a bit of practice and motivation.

I hereby declare this to be the thread's theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:33:26 No.15595402 Report

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>>15595269

>Now that you've started your adventure here is a pair of Running sho--- oh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:34:05 No.15595421 Report

Quoted By: >>15595498

I can horseback-ride

I've won every riding competition I've competed in

So I'd just grab myself a rapidash and travel across the region

Shit would be cash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:34:16 No.15595427 Report

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>>15594558
Good thing I'm not French.

I don't even remember half of the Unovan gyms.

Restaurant
Library
Weird honey gates
Mineshaft
Catwalk
Some other shit
Who gives a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:34:22 No.15595432 Report

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>>15595269

They would have level 1 pokemon with them to help them, but would never be able to travel and battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:35:33 No.15595468 Report

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I wouldn't look for the door switch in Surge's gym.

getting your hand inside of a trash can full of god-knows-what is just plain disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:36:19 No.15595490 Report

Quoted By: >>15595512

>>15595269
>trainers
>in wheelchairs

Funny joke.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:36:28 No.15595494 Report

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>>15594558

>Be able to do all of this.

>Pic Related when I get near any Ice though.

Darwin 0189-8693-2549 (mienfoo, riolu, and throh)

Darwin 0189-8693-2549 (mienfoo, riolu, and throh) Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:36:33 No.15595495 Report

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>>15595321
>implying a legal system exits in the pokemon world.

It's obvious that the pokemon world is a decentralized confederation of city states without a uniform federal government. Or centralized legal system. If you gen injured at a gym in one city state you have no legal recourse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:36:39 No.15595498 Report

Quoted By: >>15595582

>>15595421

I bet you have a nice ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:36:47 No.15595501 Report

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>Rock climbing
Easy.
>Rollerblading
Can't do it, but I can just shimmy across the rails and wait for the skaters to pass me by.
>Rope climbing
Not easy, but I can do it if I have to.

I don't even live in France, so if anything it'd be the Unova gyms. Which as long as it's the BW2 ones and not the BW1 ones with that "being fired out of a canon" bullshit I'd be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:36:56 No.15595507 Report

Quoted By: >>15596138

>>15594558
I don't even want to be a pokemon trainer.
I have my own Raven, and she's as close as I'm gonna get to being a trainer, and that's okay, since she's tight as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:37:05 No.15595512 Report

Quoted By: >>15595524

>>15595490
Gotta find a way to compete with cardgames on motorcycles.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:37:33 No.15595524 Report

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>>15595512

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:37:37 No.15595525 Report

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>>15594558
I can climb rope and rock climb, but I never did roller blading in my life,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:38:58 No.15595560 Report

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I remember doing those rock-climbing walls in a gym when i was a kid. The one that cycles downwards so you're pretty much climbing forever. It was pretty fun iirc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:39:21 No.15595582 Report

Quoted By: >>15595629

>>15595498
I'm a dude, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:40:06 No.15595600 Report

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>rock climbing
I can do that
>rollerblading
I can do this as well
>rope climbing
hardest of the 3 but I can do it as well

I think my problem would be the psychic gym
I get seasick pretty easily I doubt I could handle teleportation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:40:40 No.15595622 Report

Quoted By: >>15596480

>implying there aren't things in place for people that cannot do these tasks

disabled people exist you know.

in the pokemon world, all it takes is one stray thunder wave and no amount of full heal will save your crippled ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:40:51 No.15595629 Report

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>>15595582
>implying dudes can't have nice asses

Don't be such a misandrist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:43:34 No.15595713 Report

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I thought about this at the fourth gym. I thought, man, my character has some kind of upper body strength.

Even more shocking, that old fucking man must be ripped, too.

I could never climb a rope. Forget it.

Dann (Marowak Phanpy Gastrodon) 2664-2235-0519

Dann (Marowak Phanpy Gastrodon) 2664-2235-0519 Mon 04 Nov 2013 22:57:33 No.15596138 Report

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>>15595507
Fuck you're edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 23:07:30 No.15596480 Report

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>>15595622
>Implying Paralysis and Paralyzed from the waist down is the same thing.

Nonetheless, I think their technological advances are much greater than ours.

Their bodies durability is also significantly stronger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2013 23:08:46 No.15596548 Report

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None of this is hard except the grinding which I don't even have to do.

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